I was 6’2 in year 7. I ain’t even on that scale lol
I’m 5’2″ and I’m the same height as my year 7 students at the start of term
Looking at this, I’m about 17 by all guesstimates.
Mate stop lying there is no way your ass is 5’5
Aren’t asses measured in hands, like horses?
Why talk like an American?
That’s a long arse
Honestly, as a 6’3″ gay man, where are all the short kings hiding? 😭 If you’re a man who’s 5’8″ or under, that’s absolute perfection 🙏
Problem is, all these guys are lying about their height on dating apps, saying they’re 6ft and stuff, so I could be out here swiping left on undercover short kings without even knowing it 😩
5’5″ is 165cm so somebody’s lying and that isn’t something I associate with Tesco
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*arse
Or you could just be Happy (or Dopey or Sneezy).
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Kids clothes don’t have VAT so every cloud
I’m more bothered by their capitalisation of cm.
5’0″ male, I guess I’m starting secondary school in September then
Sounds about right. Folk keep getting taller every generation don’t they.
If you still fit into kids shoes, you’re winning on those costs
Are you here for help picking your GCSE options?
At 178cm, I’m only 16-17yrs old too… Woo and indeed hoo.
I’m 6’5″ so what’s that in Tesco back to school years? 20? 22?
Hey there buddy! What are you doing on here during school hours you lil’ rascal?
This seems like a great way to rattle the confidence of every teenager who walks in. Thanks, Tesco!
I’ve been 11 for 20 years
What happens in the limbo spaces? I’m 160 which isn’t on there.
12-13 years is 158,
13-14 years is 164.
Do kids yoink up 6cm overnight on their thirteenth birthday? I never got the growth spurt!
I’m stranded at some unspecified teenage height limbo.
This has unsettled me more than is reasonable.
So it says here I’ll fit 11-12 but I usually fit in 13-14 in the kids section. I’m 31.
And I am a 15 year old boy despite being an adult woman.
TIL I’m 8 years old
I was 5’11” at 13, never grew an inch since
That is early middle age for an ass so while a bit small it’s not outrageous.
Surprised Tesco let you take your ass into the shop though. Hope it didn’t eat all the carrots and polo mints.
We all come in many shapes and sizes
To be fair, my eleven years old son Is 5”5’.
You really shouldn’t be taking a donkey into Tesco.
Hello there little fella, have you lost ya mammy?
Actual picture of op stood in front of Tesco’s scale:
https://preview.redd.it/yahqamfxggef1.png?width=270&format=png&auto=webp&s=5491a37fccde12295ed51e5107543bca80baca7c
My 182cm ft 15 year old is off the charts.
No uniform for him! I, however, am only 12.
That’s huge for a donkey
I was 6’2 in year 7. I ain’t even on that scale lol
I’m 5’2″ and I’m the same height as my year 7 students at the start of term
Looking at this, I’m about 17 by all guesstimates.
Mate stop lying there is no way your ass is 5’5
Aren’t asses measured in hands, like horses?
Why talk like an American?
That’s a long arse
Honestly, as a 6’3″ gay man, where are all the short kings hiding? 😭 If you’re a man who’s 5’8″ or under, that’s absolute perfection 🙏
Problem is, all these guys are lying about their height on dating apps, saying they’re 6ft and stuff, so I could be out here swiping left on undercover short kings without even knowing it 😩
5’5″ is 165cm so somebody’s lying and that isn’t something I associate with Tesco
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