So, according to Tesco’s back to school scale, my 5’5’’ male ass is 13-14 years old.

by MyGoodApollo

36 comments
  1. I’m more bothered by their capitalisation of cm.

  2. 5’0″ male, I guess I’m starting secondary school in September then

  3. Sounds about right. Folk keep getting taller every generation don’t they.

  4. If you still fit into kids shoes, you’re winning on those costs

  5. At 178cm, I’m only 16-17yrs old too… Woo and indeed hoo.

  6. I’m 6’5″ so what’s that in Tesco back to school years? 20? 22?

  7. Hey there buddy! What are you doing on here during school hours you lil’ rascal?

  8. This seems like a great way to rattle the confidence of every teenager who walks in. Thanks, Tesco!

  9. What happens in the limbo spaces? I’m 160 which isn’t on there.

    12-13 years is 158,

    13-14 years is 164.

    Do kids yoink up 6cm overnight on their thirteenth birthday? I never got the growth spurt!

    I’m stranded at some unspecified teenage height limbo.

    This has unsettled me more than is reasonable.

  10. So it says here I’ll fit 11-12 but I usually fit in 13-14 in the kids section. I’m 31. 

  11. That is early middle age for an ass so while a bit small it’s not outrageous.

    Surprised Tesco let you take your ass into the shop though. Hope it didn’t eat all the carrots and polo mints.

  12. My 182cm ft 15 year old is off the charts.

    No uniform for him! I, however, am only 12.

  13. I’m 5’2″ and I’m the same height as my year 7 students at the start of term

  14. Honestly, as a 6’3″ gay man, where are all the short kings hiding? 😭 If you’re a man who’s 5’8″ or under, that’s absolute perfection 🙏

    Problem is, all these guys are lying about their height on dating apps, saying they’re 6ft and stuff, so I could be out here swiping left on undercover short kings without even knowing it 😩

  15. 5’5″ is 165cm so somebody’s lying and that isn’t something I associate with Tesco

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