I was pissin blood out of nowhere and this man saved me. Thanks, Scotland!

by Uhhlaneuh

12 comments
  1. Although I had nothing to do with the discovery, I’ll gladly take credit. You’re welcome.

  2. Amazing that he invented medicine while writing James Bond.

  3. His TV wasnt HD though. I think he was premature expecting Currys to start shifting them, even with their extended no quibble warranty.

  4. You want to prevent the pissing of blood. I’ve done it and it wasn’t very fun.

  5. In Cambridge University alongside English scientists and doctors. But yes, thank him, great man.

  6. Pissing blood out of nowhere means you’re not bleeding. If you were pissing blood out of somewhere, that would be different!

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