That is the advance party. The full invasion will start at dawn on 1st August. Be prepared.
Minding their own business?
How would you like it if somebody asked why *you* were there every morning?
Rusty handrail spiders, fairly common.
Hanging out! Imagine if someone saw you and your friends just having a nice time, posted a picture of you on the internet and was like “what are they doing?”. What have we come to as a society!
Morning meeting to discuss plans for the day – these guys are web developers.
Spider Union meeting. Ahead of the Spider Parade.
Apparently Kris Akabusi Spider has twisted his ankle and can’t do the dance number in the parade.
Union meeting.
I’m going to assume just safety in numbers, or looking for a mate perhaps.
Waiting for their dealer
These little dudes are harvestmen (opiliones). Arachnids but not spiders. They sometimes gather for warmth, moisture conservation, or for defence.
Daily standupside down meeting
Intervention for the cocaine spider
The same thing they do every morning. Try to take over the world.
Team brief
Mourning the death of Ozzy Osbourne. Mind your own business.
I fucking love these guys. Just chilling on ceilings and eating pests. What a life.
It’s a sex thing
Not sure what they’re doing but these guys are the best. They hunt and eat other spiders including the big hairy fuckers.
These are cool little guys called harvestmen and for some reason they don’t trigger my arachnophobia despite basically being perfect candidates. Technically not spiders, don’t make webs, and congregate like this to ward off predators or stay protected from the elements. Don’t Google harvestmen congregation though.
Discussing plans to improve their sales 🤣🤣🤣.
organising, you’ve had it mate.
Sniffing the rust , it gets them completely off their tits
Those are soot sprites!
“Meet you at the rusty banana!”
These are the little chaps that eat big spiders, right? I’m not sure if it’s true but I go with it because big spiders terrify me!
Vibing.
Genuinely can’t tell if that’s a banana for scale or if you just have a very odd, very yellow beam.
Spider church
“…and then they named it TGJones! Imagine that Geoff!”
Where was this picture taken? It looks a bit like a crack den.
Not an entomologist but I believe the technical term is *vibing*
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That is the advance party. The full invasion will start at dawn on 1st August. Be prepared.
Minding their own business?
How would you like it if somebody asked why *you* were there every morning?
Rusty handrail spiders, fairly common.
Hanging out! Imagine if someone saw you and your friends just having a nice time, posted a picture of you on the internet and was like “what are they doing?”. What have we come to as a society!
Morning meeting to discuss plans for the day – these guys are web developers.
Spider Union meeting. Ahead of the Spider Parade.
Apparently Kris Akabusi Spider has twisted his ankle and can’t do the dance number in the parade.
Union meeting.
I’m going to assume just safety in numbers, or looking for a mate perhaps.
Waiting for their dealer
These little dudes are harvestmen (opiliones). Arachnids but not spiders. They sometimes gather for warmth, moisture conservation, or for defence.
Daily standupside down meeting
Intervention for the cocaine spider
The same thing they do every morning. Try to take over the world.
Team brief
Mourning the death of Ozzy Osbourne. Mind your own business.
I fucking love these guys. Just chilling on ceilings and eating pests. What a life.
It’s a sex thing
Not sure what they’re doing but these guys are the best. They hunt and eat other spiders including the big hairy fuckers.
These are cool little guys called harvestmen and for some reason they don’t trigger my arachnophobia despite basically being perfect candidates. Technically not spiders, don’t make webs, and congregate like this to ward off predators or stay protected from the elements. Don’t Google harvestmen congregation though.
Discussing plans to improve their sales 🤣🤣🤣.
organising, you’ve had it mate.
Sniffing the rust , it gets them completely off their tits
Those are soot sprites!
“Meet you at the rusty banana!”
These are the little chaps that eat big spiders, right? I’m not sure if it’s true but I go with it because big spiders terrify me!
Vibing.
Genuinely can’t tell if that’s a banana for scale or if you just have a very odd, very yellow beam.
Spider church
“…and then they named it TGJones! Imagine that Geoff!”
Where was this picture taken? It looks a bit like a crack den.
Not an entomologist but I believe the technical term is *vibing*
Waiting for Godot
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