By the order of the united fookin kingdom

by Ok_Possibility6612

31 comments
  1. Damn, sounds like that’s an order from God, 😂

  2. What am I supposed to do, find a woman? Now adays it’s a 50% chance they are a dude

  3. Someone should check if they all invested in VPN providers before passing this.

  4. Alright then, teenagers will get teenagers pregnant instead.

    — This is Chav Charlene, 16, she will inherit your life savings and house.

    Not a good idea now, uh?

  5. No no no, you’re allowed to wank, it’s just that you’ll have to submit identifying information to do so. Information to be stored in some random easily-hackable data centre somewhere, so you can be blackmailed with it later. It’s fine.

  6. Only wank when permitted and authorised by the government. Wanker is now a slur towards those who follow the law to wank

  7. Time to invest in some VPN stocks if it’s not too late lol.

    Can’t wait for the inevitable data breach in a few years time revealing everyone who complied’s full gooning history like their spotify wrapped.

    “One user this year viewed this one Lana Rhoades video 849 times in the same month!”

    “Your top 10 most watched performers this year are…”

  8. Grattans catalogues across the land will start to miraculously flop open on the underwear page again

  9. Back to the good old days of the lingerie section of the Freemans catalogue, or the joy of finding a crusty old jazz mag in a hedge.

  10. Labour strategy

    1. Let 16 and 17 year old vote as they believe they’re popular with the younger generation.

    2. Take away their porn

    Fool proof

  11. I’m actually enjoying this. Back in the day the underwear section of the Littlewoods catalogue was all that was needed to satisfy the urge. Away to the Very or Ann Summers websites and fill yet boots. It’s like a little nostalgic wank down memory lane.

  12. In a way it’s good because it’ll make people quit. Won’t ever catch me uploading ID.

  13. I used to hate the whole “you got a loicense for that mate” meme, but this has kinda proven that it’s true

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