Jokes on you, I have pathological demand avoidance.
This meme was sponsored by Surfshark…
What am I supposed to do, find a woman? Now adays it’s a 50% chance they are a dude
Someone should check if they all invested in VPN providers before passing this.
Obviously not a Big Train fan
Alright then, teenagers will get teenagers pregnant instead.
— This is Chav Charlene, 16, she will inherit your life savings and house.
Not a good idea now, uh?
damn just when I got really good at it
Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!
No no no, you’re allowed to wank, it’s just that you’ll have to submit identifying information to do so. Information to be stored in some random easily-hackable data centre somewhere, so you can be blackmailed with it later. It’s fine.
Blue balls summer
Oi
You got ya fooken wankin loicense
Compromise with a Pot Noodle, and a wank. Sophisticated.
I’m actually enjoying this. Back in the day the underwear section of the Littlewoods catalogue was all that was needed to satisfy the urge. Away to the Very or Ann Summers websites and fill yet boots. It’s like a little nostalgic wank down memory lane.
Jus uploaded a picture of me knob
Too late.
They’re trying to make us all even more depressed!
Living for the comments 😂
In a way it’s good because it’ll make people quit. Won’t ever catch me uploading ID.
There goes Viagra’s UK market
Time to break the law… 🧴
I used to hate the whole “you got a loicense for that mate” meme, but this has kinda proven that it’s true
31 comments
Damn, sounds like that’s an order from God, 😂
Jokes on you, I have pathological demand avoidance.
This meme was sponsored by Surfshark…
What am I supposed to do, find a woman? Now adays it’s a 50% chance they are a dude
Someone should check if they all invested in VPN providers before passing this.
Obviously not a Big Train fan
Alright then, teenagers will get teenagers pregnant instead.
— This is Chav Charlene, 16, she will inherit your life savings and house.
Not a good idea now, uh?
damn just when I got really good at it
Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!
No no no, you’re allowed to wank, it’s just that you’ll have to submit identifying information to do so. Information to be stored in some random easily-hackable data centre somewhere, so you can be blackmailed with it later. It’s fine.
Blue balls summer
Oi
You got ya fooken wankin loicense
Compromise with a Pot Noodle, and a wank. Sophisticated.
not just about porn,
can t access this either
[https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/)
Only wank when permitted and authorised by the government. Wanker is now a slur towards those who follow the law to wank
Time to invest in some VPN stocks if it’s not too late lol.
Can’t wait for the inevitable data breach in a few years time revealing everyone who complied’s full gooning history like their spotify wrapped.
“One user this year viewed this one Lana Rhoades video 849 times in the same month!”
“Your top 10 most watched performers this year are…”
Grattans catalogues across the land will start to miraculously flop open on the underwear page again
Back to the good old days of the lingerie section of the Freemans catalogue, or the joy of finding a crusty old jazz mag in a hedge.
Labour strategy
1. Let 16 and 17 year old vote as they believe they’re popular with the younger generation.
2. Take away their porn
Fool proof
[https://www.torproject.org/download](https://www.torproject.org/download)
Just if you want to not be followed while you browse, Tor is good
“you got a loicense to look at dem tits? you smelly poor person!”
[https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/722903](https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/722903)
I’m actually enjoying this. Back in the day the underwear section of the Littlewoods catalogue was all that was needed to satisfy the urge. Away to the Very or Ann Summers websites and fill yet boots. It’s like a little nostalgic wank down memory lane.
Jus uploaded a picture of me knob
Too late.
They’re trying to make us all even more depressed!
Living for the comments 😂
In a way it’s good because it’ll make people quit. Won’t ever catch me uploading ID.
There goes Viagra’s UK market
Time to break the law… 🧴
I used to hate the whole “you got a loicense for that mate” meme, but this has kinda proven that it’s true
🤣🤣🤣
Comments are closed.