by Big-Shake-1951

43 comments

  1. I think if you dont end up with pellicunt you’ve gotten off light

  5. I think it depends what year in primary school.

    Year 1-2? You’ll be fine

    Year 5-6? You may get a silly name 🙂 

    Great drawing BTW! 

  9. You said they could vote, you didn’t say they could nominate the candidates. 

  10. You need to make sure to throw in some Peli-can’t or Peli-can puns this year.

  11. If they’re only voting, just give them a list of non-silly names to choose from.

  13. You could do it blind?

    Everyone puts their suggestions into a box, you choose the best 5 then they vote on those 😂

  16. I like a (forced) pun name like – Phil Mabeakup

    I suspect you’ll get something like ‘Pelly’ but I suppose it depends what age the kids are.

    Really good drawing by the way.

  18. We’re going to need an update please

    !remindme 2 months

  19. You could impose a word count restriction – one word only, you peli-can do it

  20. nice drawing BTW , whatever stupid name they come up with

  21. Primary teacher here too. F%#@ off with the work stuff (in the nicest possible way) It’s the summer holidays ⛔️

  26. Well…

    I’m looking at that and seeing bollock beak

    But I guess it is a primary school lol

    It’s a good drawing but…

  27. Primary school teacher here. Do what we all do. Get them to share their ideas, vote on each other’s in a secret ballot, pretend to count the votes and pick the least terrible.

  34. I, for one, think pelican Tom Jones on quaaludes is going to go over great with the kids

  35. Why does he look like he’s been hitting the bong hard?

  37. 🤣 you don’t really let them vote, you fool.

    You fill a shoe box ox with names YOU like, pick the most problematic kid to choose the name of of the box, voila. Done.

  38. Lucky for you I am here to suggest a name all the kids will vote for.

    I am in my 50’s now and have, for a very long time, been known as the sharp witted, comedic and generally funny one of our extended clan.

    On a family day at the circus I once made a clown put the wheels back on his car and drive off with his head hung low because he made a joke about my nephew.

    I give you.

    Bill Nye.

  40. Not enough comments praising the artwork, which is very impressive.
    But yes pick lowest common denominator from the other comments and you’ll have the winner (multiplied by some incomprehensible DM lingo)

  41. >Am I looking at a ‘Boaty McBoatface’ situation?

    I mean, yes probably.

    If you have yet to launch the vote, assuming not as I think schools are broken up across the UK now, I would give them the choice to vote from a *pre-defined* selection of say…5 options. That you chose. And aren’t going to end in your instant dismissal, etc.

  43. Nice drawing, but are you unfamiliar with the minds of primary school children?

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