I know Paul well. He’s a great lad and he’d be an even better president. That’s actually a 20 bottle pack he has on his head too and it barely fits him! Makes sense to me to elect the biggest of all Irish heads to represent us.
I can’t find anything to indicate that he actually stood for any election. I think it was a joke poster put up circa 2009.
Around the time of the RHI scandal in the north, though, a grown-up Jordy McKaeg (of “fuck off, Darnell” and “you owe me a tenner, dickhead” fame) ran for Stormont in East Belfast (with backing from comedy Facebook page ‘the Notorious Barrick Boys’), on the platform of making back the lost £500m by gambling his MLA salary on an accumulator and winning all the money back. His slogan was “you owe me 500 million, dickhead”.
Despite coming dead last with 84 votes, he declared victory, saying “84 people can’t be wrong”.
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I’d vote for him at this stage tbh
I much prefer his brother Tar
Haven’t seen that poster in years 😂😂😂
He’s a sound bloke too
https://preview.redd.it/zerk8ywd2eff1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=26b9ae84fde3764a9935418f35ac27c0b7054df4
The only person I mean to give my vote to. He slipped so we could run.
A vote for Paul is a vote for all!!
I’d IMAGINE Paul got caught up in MeToo, is that unfair?
https://preview.redd.it/9pralqtm3eff1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0ab92a4bc022b811ae48a8f7bebc8aa474790f6
I’m not sure, I think this absolute maverick thinker might give him a run for his money.
Edit: This is a joke reply to a joke post. Get the stick out of your asses and stop replying to me seriously. Jesus!
https://preview.redd.it/4awnbusd4eff1.jpeg?width=445&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e36da6643570f65939115c3956b80d4917636ed0
I’ll be voting for him. He fixed the road shur!
Still better than this poster:
https://preview.redd.it/llc4c81i4eff1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96b0bff37fc6c21e79b3bb9eb01bed6ca62408cf
Finally a politician we can trust
https://preview.redd.it/bqph84fj7eff1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ca11e9897d686ed50332ac341a6c0081a867c0a
I know Paul well. He’s a great lad and he’d be an even better president. That’s actually a 20 bottle pack he has on his head too and it barely fits him! Makes sense to me to elect the biggest of all Irish heads to represent us.
https://preview.redd.it/98or0ym08eff1.jpeg?width=1046&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ac4cb34f66bb6ea0407c36a5c4b7e6c97e5c4cc
I’m voting FFS
Had forgotten this one, thanks that gave me a nostalgic laugh
https://i.redd.it/wtnwsv6sdeff1.gif
Only man for the job
I can’t find anything to indicate that he actually stood for any election. I think it was a joke poster put up circa 2009.
Around the time of the RHI scandal in the north, though, a grown-up Jordy McKaeg (of “fuck off, Darnell” and “you owe me a tenner, dickhead” fame) ran for Stormont in East Belfast (with backing from comedy Facebook page ‘the Notorious Barrick Boys’), on the platform of making back the lost £500m by gambling his MLA salary on an accumulator and winning all the money back. His slogan was “you owe me 500 million, dickhead”.
Despite coming dead last with 84 votes, he declared victory, saying “84 people can’t be wrong”.
https://preview.redd.it/rhxkbm4aeeff1.jpeg?width=1039&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d65ba9986c7bd147db6b05e21e1d483372baf248
The box of Miller really ages this
A yoke in every pocket.
Have to say, gave me an overdue laugh. That poster is timeless.
https://preview.redd.it/ey17qtf7meff1.png?width=287&format=png&auto=webp&s=0e32f15ffe990197121533e6080169dbacdfdf2f
This joke is so old it’s probably old enough to be president
Oh the nostalgia. Someone needs to do a “where is he now” on this lad. We need to know.
In fairness it was the only way to get through the recession, unfortunately I was to broke to join in
Still better than mcgregor
He’s got my vote bro 😏
https://preview.redd.it/wpkscmpawgff1.jpeg?width=737&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cb4e13d4f83a9796e4eab52310da071d2f19eb8
Has my vote.
This does the rounds every now and again since it first came about back in 2009 or whenever, and I always wonder what young Paul is up to now.
Not to be mistaken for his campaign for Minister of Transport “I just can’t say no to a good bus!”
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