Space in the fridge for that milk unless you want them to be the first to use the new toilet!
mmmmmm Yorkshire tea is the best
Is this for you or the fitter?
Fortnum’s hamper
Bacon, margarine and council-issue white bread.
It’s a dumb thing to say looking at two packs of digestives but where’s the sugar?
The sentiment is amazing but I’ve never seen a tradie use a massive mug, tea gets too cold to quick, small and strong is best. I know a lot of them prefer red top but honestly it’s hit or miss.
Sugar, for two and the Coo !
Sugar
Pound of sugar maybe?
Oh, and an old FM radio/cassette player that has one volume setting of fucking loud.
Smaller mug, as if he’s fitting a bathroom there’ll be nowhere to piss
A pound of sugar. Per cup.
A roll up cigarette?
Hobnobs
If my recent experiences are any guide, a couple of cases of Monster
The cash! That’s something i learned the hard way. Turns out they like money after fitting a bedroom! I thought the fox’s classics tray would have been enough.
Digestives AND Chocolate Digestives? You really are spoiling them lol – well in that case get some Yorkshire Gold as well!!
Strap on.
Some might be coffee drinkers.
Your wife in lingerie
its a bit late but a nice few sugar ring donuts
A giant pack o’ sugar of course!!!
Your builders are posh! No Aldi choc or other biccies for a lower cost…..u might not get them to finish on time!
“some pop/cola for the lad if you got it”
Kid you not, has happened three times – the apprentice always seemed to like pop
Considering most tradesmen these days aren’t English, I’d suggest some instant coffee as an alternative to that apartment sized box of tea.
Poppers and lube.
Hard hat with BOSS written on it, for you. Gotta set the boundaries.
Hopefully they don’t have to leave mid job for a therapy session……
Payment.
Hope not, but probably the bathroom fitter will be missing. ‘Sorry had to go to an emergency foo-foo valve leak over on the other side of town.’
Sugar and a teaspoon. Plate for half eaten biscuits
Afternoon cakes
Oh lovey, if you want a proper job doing, you have to offer chocolate hobnobs.
To really hammer it home, at least one morning where you can offer a bacon or sausage butty on white bread with red or brown sauce.
Your choice of tea is beyond reproach.
Have you cleaned the toilet?
I had a bathroom fitted by a dad and son a few years back. It took about a week. Near the end it was a heatwave, I offered them both an ice cold beer and they accepted, we had a laugh. They did a fantastic job.
An unfaithful woman with a husband at work and a camera
Ashtray and spare lighter
Daily Sport and a lighter
I always check with my trades. I’ve had one who had coeliac disease and another who was vegan. So I got them soya milk and suitable biccies.
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Coffee
Space in the fridge for that milk unless you want them to be the first to use the new toilet!
mmmmmm Yorkshire tea is the best
Is this for you or the fitter?
Fortnum’s hamper
Bacon, margarine and council-issue white bread.
It’s a dumb thing to say looking at two packs of digestives but where’s the sugar?
The sentiment is amazing but I’ve never seen a tradie use a massive mug, tea gets too cold to quick, small and strong is best. I know a lot of them prefer red top but honestly it’s hit or miss.
Sugar, for two and the Coo !
Sugar
Pound of sugar maybe?
Oh, and an old FM radio/cassette player that has one volume setting of fucking loud.
Arse cheeks
Update: smaller cup, sugar & coffee offered.
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Coffee and sugar.
A kettle
Smaller mug, as if he’s fitting a bathroom there’ll be nowhere to piss
A pound of sugar. Per cup.
A roll up cigarette?
Hobnobs
If my recent experiences are any guide, a couple of cases of Monster
The cash! That’s something i learned the hard way. Turns out they like money after fitting a bedroom! I thought the fox’s classics tray would have been enough.
Digestives AND Chocolate Digestives? You really are spoiling them lol – well in that case get some Yorkshire Gold as well!!
Strap on.
Some might be coffee drinkers.
Your wife in lingerie
its a bit late but a nice few sugar ring donuts
A giant pack o’ sugar of course!!!
Your builders are posh! No Aldi choc or other biccies for a lower cost…..u might not get them to finish on time!
“some pop/cola for the lad if you got it”
Kid you not, has happened three times – the apprentice always seemed to like pop
Considering most tradesmen these days aren’t English, I’d suggest some instant coffee as an alternative to that apartment sized box of tea.
Poppers and lube.
Hard hat with BOSS written on it, for you. Gotta set the boundaries.
Hopefully they don’t have to leave mid job for a therapy session……
Payment.
Hope not, but probably the bathroom fitter will be missing. ‘Sorry had to go to an emergency foo-foo valve leak over on the other side of town.’
Sugar and a teaspoon. Plate for half eaten biscuits
Afternoon cakes
Oh lovey, if you want a proper job doing, you have to offer chocolate hobnobs.
To really hammer it home, at least one morning where you can offer a bacon or sausage butty on white bread with red or brown sauce.
Your choice of tea is beyond reproach.
Have you cleaned the toilet?
I had a bathroom fitted by a dad and son a few years back. It took about a week. Near the end it was a heatwave, I offered them both an ice cold beer and they accepted, we had a laugh. They did a fantastic job.
An unfaithful woman with a husband at work and a camera
Ashtray and spare lighter
Daily Sport and a lighter
I always check with my trades. I’ve had one who had coeliac disease and another who was vegan. So I got them soya milk and suitable biccies.
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