Female prison officer smuggled £35k of drugs for lover inmate

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/07/29/female-prison-officer-smuggled-35k-drugs-for-lover-inmate/

by ThatchersDirtyTaint

14 comments

  1. Its going to get to a point where we need automated prisons to keep staff out. They are a joke at this point

  2. As long as you are good looking they will do anything for you.

  4. Risked her whole life for a man with a release date. Couldn’t be me. 😭

  5. No mention of the power dynamic at play and that it is a coercive relationship?

    With the relative frequency of stories coming out about relationships between officers and inmates, bearing in mind these are the ones that are caught and reach the news, we probably shouldn’t have female officers in male prisons and vice versa

  7. When Elon comes to the UK, he’d bring his tech. He has all the required tech to build and run an AI prison. In an AI prison, wardens would not be tempted in the seven deadly sins. It helps prison management. Robotic Optimus wardens, automation, no difference to running a chickens rearing factory. Inmates get all their compliances and routines. They do their time.

    Twerking wardens? Inmates intimacy would be things of the past. Robots and AI do nothing of these. They are objective, compliant, work 24/7, no moaning, no asking for rest or higher salary. Also cheaper to run long term.

    Can’t ankle tag a person? That’s fine. Neuralink always tagging on the brain. Gps 24/7. You can locate a prisoner anywhere, anytime, home arrest, parole restrictions, restraining orders compliance, behavioral modifications

    Behavioral modification is interesting. A neural stapled inmate would have all features above and there is ability to turn on pain adjustor if inmate be aggressive or non complying with play time. If they are outside of a yellow path, they get pain, outside of red path, more pain and headaches.

    For sexual offenders and rapists, they could be tracked anywhere and anytime. If they can’t control their hormones, neuralink can help regulate by stapling excess hormones leading to aggression or muscle density.

    Neuralink can also rehabilitate. Helps to run apps to desire to learn skills like cooking or knitting. Helps them to acquire news domesticated skills while doing their terms and come out with useful skills and pay taxes.

    You’d laugh at Elon but he is smart with his xai, neuralink, Optimus and factory automation.

  8. Can someone explain me why you would engage in a relationship with an inmate, please? I seriously don’t understand…

  9. They should make an example of her and give her the maximum sentence

  10. Really it should read “prison officer smuggles drugs into prison” the crime is the bit we should be interested in and hope that everyone involved is punished regardless of who or what sex they are.

  12. like moths to flames.
    so people men and women are drawn to bad bwois lol

  14. You’d think being a convicted criminal *in prison* would be an ick.

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