It’s so weird that Trump named his son after his former spokesman John Barren. Really creepy actually.
they don’t talk to each other.
Also, 100% true.
Well done.
She couldn’t be one of Epstein’s, she was way to old
No. It was, ” Dad. Did you buy mom out of an Epstein model catalog?”
Trumps kids probably used to call him Uncle Jeff.
The entire family is rotten.
*”Son, the first and only time your mother and I had sexual relations was on Epstein’s plane, and you are the direct result of our one and only sexual relation. You are a mile-high baby. Unless, of course, Justin Trudeau snuck his skanky, Canadian ass in there and is actually your real father, which could be very well true as I’ve been shooting blanks since the mid-’80s, due to some syphilitic issues that are currently playing themselves out in my brain.”*
Notice how much Barron looks like Trudeau?
This is like a photo still from LOTR with a 6’7″ dude next to a 6″4 hobbit.
Barron Epstein maybe?
Kl
When child sex trafficking pimps have that heart to heart with their son. This kid has a pretty interesting pedigree I’ll say that.
Donny could rape a child on fifth ave and not lose evangelical support
lol
lol
lol
lol
lol
lol
lol
lol
lol
This is actually true.
Now that’s a paternity test result I’d love to see.
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It’s so weird that Trump named his son after his former spokesman John Barren. Really creepy actually.
they don’t talk to each other.
Also, 100% true.
Well done.
She couldn’t be one of Epstein’s, she was way to old
No. It was, ” Dad. Did you buy mom out of an Epstein model catalog?”
Trumps kids probably used to call him Uncle Jeff.
The entire family is rotten.
*”Son, the first and only time your mother and I had sexual relations was on Epstein’s plane, and you are the direct result of our one and only sexual relation. You are a mile-high baby. Unless, of course, Justin Trudeau snuck his skanky, Canadian ass in there and is actually your real father, which could be very well true as I’ve been shooting blanks since the mid-’80s, due to some syphilitic issues that are currently playing themselves out in my brain.”*
Notice how much Barron looks like Trudeau?
This is like a photo still from LOTR with a 6’7″ dude next to a 6″4 hobbit.
Barron Epstein maybe?
Kl
When child sex trafficking pimps have that heart to heart with their son. This kid has a pretty interesting pedigree I’ll say that.
Donny could rape a child on fifth ave and not lose evangelical support
lol
lol
lol
lol
lol
lol
lol
lol
lol
This is actually true.
Now that’s a paternity test result I’d love to see.
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