I propose we start naming storms proportional to their actual danger. Such as “Killy McMurderface” all the way up to “Deathstorm Murdergeddon 3: The Killening”
Beautiful bit of August weather…
I recently moved house and I can see 4 doors down has a trampoline.
By the end of this, I can’t wait to be the brand new owner of a trampoline.
BUG JET TV HERE WE COME!! 🛩🛩🤣🤣
Why are these headlines about weather always so dramatic. It’s a yellow weather warning for wind in North England, Scotland, and Northern Ireland. They make it sound like its a red weather warning for the while country or something.
Of course it’s on recycling week!
Keep your eyes peeled for flying backyard trampolines, airborne lawn furniture and high speed wheelie bins – stay safe out there.
Time to let the bins go with the flo…
Why does it sound good and yet it’s something bad
Marital law and itll be a bit gusty ffs
I don’t think it’s fair that only bad weather gets a name. We could have “Quite pleasant for the weekend” Neil. Or “Nice for a few days” Maureen.
I welcome Floris, such a lovely name!
All these foreign storms coming over here, wrecking the place before buggering off back home where they came from.
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Would prefer Doris tbh
https://preview.redd.it/xg188ki81egf1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63509fd0a48967ed0e784ab54a7bfb44b695f80a
I’ll get my teacup ready.
The wheelie bin massacre alone will be a nightmare.
Stop giving them names, it just encourages them.
They always say stuff like this then nothing happens.
After a quick look, it says gentle breeze and drizzle on the BBC weather for next week?
Other websites predicting the same…
Lando Floris.
Yellow weather warning everyone stay inside and don’t go into the sea!!
One flash of lightning
Storm Fuckface
Is that better or worse than [Storm Flores](https://www.reddit.com/r/orangeisthenewblack/s/zIdSlgpEyk)?
Studies have shown people think storms or hurricanes with female names must be less dangerous [Link](https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.1402786111)
I propose we start naming storms proportional to their actual danger. Such as “Killy McMurderface” all the way up to “Deathstorm Murdergeddon 3: The Killening”
Beautiful bit of August weather…
I recently moved house and I can see 4 doors down has a trampoline.
By the end of this, I can’t wait to be the brand new owner of a trampoline.
BUG JET TV HERE WE COME!! 🛩🛩🤣🤣
Why are these headlines about weather always so dramatic. It’s a yellow weather warning for wind in North England, Scotland, and Northern Ireland. They make it sound like its a red weather warning for the while country or something.
Of course it’s on recycling week!
Keep your eyes peeled for flying backyard trampolines, airborne lawn furniture and high speed wheelie bins – stay safe out there.
Time to let the bins go with the flo…
Why does it sound good and yet it’s something bad
Marital law and itll be a bit gusty ffs
I don’t think it’s fair that only bad weather gets a name. We could have “Quite pleasant for the weekend” Neil. Or “Nice for a few days” Maureen.
I welcome Floris, such a lovely name!
All these foreign storms coming over here, wrecking the place before buggering off back home where they came from.
/Wavesfistatsky
More like storm Gentle Breeze
Should have named it storm Florian
Missed opportunity for Stormy McStormface
But not anything to do with global warming
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