That’s how you make gr##k 🤢 food. Take superior Turkish food 😋👍🏼 and change a few letters. Then call it gr@@k
You forgot to add peanut butter
Not surprising that this comes from an Italian. They are allergic to innovation, especially when it comes to food.
We never use a y, we use ij
1. Take 3 identical wheels of bland flavourless pale cheese.
2. Wrap each one in different coloured wax. (Red, Orange, Yellow)
3. Claim they’re 3 different cheeses called Edam, Gouda and Maasdam
Add chocolate sprinkles
Is that Joppiesaus?
Neuken in de keuken 😎
If it’s not herring, liquorice or a stoopwafel, we either fry or boil the hell out of it.
Sounds like something the french would do to french dishes.
Met a dutch guy once who unironically kept telling me he’d invented a thing called a “freakshake” which was like a milkshake, but you dip the glass in melted chocolate and then roll it in sprinkles first so its unhygenic as fuck. He was absolutely adamant – he’d invented this.
No breading?
OMG I literally had Tittistamkoeken en de kijtshen this morning! It’s so good.
In reality we add breading to the foreign food and deep fry it.
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https://preview.redd.it/b0qplzdceogf1.png?width=170&format=png&auto=webp&s=de5e358617c0d0384dbb0751730d3bcc6c377484
I giggled out loud when I noticed
And now its delicious.
That’s how you make gr##k 🤢 food. Take superior Turkish food 😋👍🏼 and change a few letters. Then call it gr@@k
You forgot to add peanut butter
Not surprising that this comes from an Italian. They are allergic to innovation, especially when it comes to food.
We never use a y, we use ij
1. Take 3 identical wheels of bland flavourless pale cheese.
2. Wrap each one in different coloured wax. (Red, Orange, Yellow)
3. Claim they’re 3 different cheeses called Edam, Gouda and Maasdam
Add chocolate sprinkles
Is that Joppiesaus?
Neuken in de keuken 😎
If it’s not herring, liquorice or a stoopwafel, we either fry or boil the hell out of it.
Sounds like something the french would do to french dishes.
Met a dutch guy once who unironically kept telling me he’d invented a thing called a “freakshake” which was like a milkshake, but you dip the glass in melted chocolate and then roll it in sprinkles first so its unhygenic as fuck. He was absolutely adamant – he’d invented this.
No breading?
OMG I literally had Tittistamkoeken en de kijtshen this morning! It’s so good.
In reality we add breading to the foreign food and deep fry it.
Have you ever tried [kapsalon?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kapsalon)
https://preview.redd.it/e7795hkv7pgf1.jpeg?width=2660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e17e72524fa00963f09ce05d0ab31a02a4df669
That ruined a perfectly fine millefeuille
Oepsie woepsie de trein is stukkie wukkie
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