Mike Johnson’s next move

Posted by Dry-Temperature3658

43 comments
  1. I’ve been screaming for a decade now that there’s a video somewhere.

    Is there any news about this that surfaced?

  2. It’s absolutely crazy that 5 years ago the maga crowd was screeching constantly about how “the dems are in a devil worshipping pedophile cult and they are drinking the blood of the children!” But now they’re like “well maybe it’s ok that trump rapes children, I mean c’mon who’s perfect?” 

  3. Johnson is a neutered piece of shit and a cuck as his followers love to call people.

  4. When do we find out that the Keebler elf is a child molester?

  5. Maybe we’ll find his videos. He can’t be clean either

  6. Literally had my C-level colleagues say this. To my face. At a work function. The more bad things he does the more holy he is to them. Red pilled. Religious brainwashed. Say it’s a war between the Demoncrats and holy Republicans. Fucking insane.

  7. It’s so weird none of these right-wingers are defending Diddy or calling for R. Kelly to be released. I wonder what the difference is.

    Maybe they just haven’t heard of them or something… 🤷🏻‍♂️

  8. Ah yes I remember this Bible story. The angels went to Sodom and Gomorrah but instead of the city wanting to rape the angels, the angels raped their kids.

  9. God doesn’t call the qualified. He qualifies the called.

    This is the bullshit argument I’ve heard for years from my maga relatives. I try to point out that even though god had used someone that is imperfect in the past, he wouldn’t use someone who is actively hurting people, even after supposedly being called. Truly called people would change their ways and repent.

    But the argument always fell short because the person “called” wasn’t hurting them, so clearly i was wrong.

  10. The darker the imperfection, the sweeter the vessel… or something like that.

  11. Yeah, dude, Jesus never put the child molesters in charge; the pedo protectors did that.

  12. “He’s like King Cyrus!!” – Literally a MAGA talking point

  13. That’s been their excuse for the past 8 years anyway.

  14. I’d bet good money he’s got some scary skeletons in his closet. The track record of religious people being secret pedophile monsters is extremely high.

  15. The majority of Americans are either awful or apathetic. Prove me wrong.

  16. Exactly what he would say, it’s gods will bullshit. Religious nut jobs are a cancer on everything.

  17. As far as I know, in my limited knowledge of US jurisprudence, isn’t have physical relations with a child a felony that has no statute of limitations? So, in this light, the inaction or the backdoor sanctioning of the act by the GOP, isn’t that a form of abetting and making themselves a part of the crime? So it is up to the opposition and whoever is redeemable in GOP, to hang the albatross around their necks?

  18. This is already all of the Christian Right’s excuse for Trump.

  19. Sometimes God sends rapists to rape innocent children.

  20. i just accepted this as news and not a hypothetical. i mean, it is dead on right.

  21. Probably become part of Mike’s spank bank back in the hollowed out tree he calls home.

  22. “I have seen the video and told my son I watched it so we’re staying accountable”

  23. Consider this twat has a better shot at the number one spot than Vance.

  24. What these poor Xian bastards don’t realize is that by having such fungible “values”, their only end result possible is one of zero values, immorality/amorality and genuinely non-existent, positive, character traits.

    Tragically, they’ve been entirely misled—through total abandonment of self-awareness—into believing that they’re the ones with all these positive qualities; thus, a not insignificant percentage of the population has embraced willful ignorance and, when challenged, will only double-down on that same ignorance.

    Honestly, I don’t think it’s even possible to fix this shit, and that society genuinely needs to just write these idiots off. And by “fix”, I don’t mean re-education camps to turn them all into good Marxist/Leninists but “fix” just to establish a basic foundation of critical thinking and introspection.

    Ultimately, I think Xianity has to take the bulk of the responsibility for this one.

  25. And back in the ’80s, with Saint Ronnie at the helm, there was Jerry Falwell and the so-called “Moral Majority”.

    What the fuck does one call them now, besides pederasts?

  26. If one slight variation of this comes out of this man’s mouth, I am immigrating to Ireland with Rosie.

  27. More like “so my son alerted me to the existence of these videos…”

  28. If a video like that actually got leaked, they’ll still lick his boots.

  29. They’ll just call it AI or something and disappear the leaker

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