STOP SCROLLING and say something nice about Germany! They’ve had a rough time on this sub lately, they deserve a bit of love.

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1. Besser als die Froschfresser seid ihr auf jeden Fall.

2. Best sugar daddy

3. I once nodded to a German

4. No, let me hate myself in peace

5. We invented Döner (now go cry in the corner Turks)

6. Accept have made a couple of bangers.

7. I would invite that blonde to be a unicorn. Good job hans

8. 7-1

9. I like how they aren’t France.

10. I love sauerkraut

11. Deutschland

    Mein Herz in Flammen

    Will dich lieben und verdammen

12. I have a German motorbike and a German car.

    They both need fixing, like the country, but love them all the same. Also, would smash a German girl*

    *Terms apply.

13. their architecture slaps

14. They extended my great-grandparents’ house during the Second World War (+ 4 bedrooms and a garage for two cars.
    On the downside, my great-grandparents weren’t able to live in the house for 5 years and the extension was built in the very Germanic style of the time.

15. Did this sub recently coup some country or come into a gigantic, illictit blood wealth? Why are we getting so much attention from the Swiss lately?

16. I like Thomas Müller

    

17. never had a better neighbor to blame things on. but overall the stable adult in the room

18. You match my autism, sometimes you even outdo me, very impressive.

19. Preußens Gloria!

20. Hans, you are definitely the most likeable member of the Germanic people. Especially compared to Seppl. Or Jan. Or Sven.

21. A German guy once helped me find my way in Hannover

22. You gave us Gothic series – the most faithful simulation of living in Poland

23. The aldi and lidl online leaflets have made the world we live in a more bearable place to exist. It’s something zee German should be very proud of.

    Cunts

24. helped us beat Napoleon at Waterloo

25. Thanks for taking the blame for both World Wars big bro 🙂

26. I tried to learn German once as a child off of the “Teach Yourself” series when I was 8, and it being pretty close to English made it easy to learn, which did wonders for a child who suffered from depression and social anxiety like me. I really felt like I was achieving something.

    I only gave up because I lost the second CD, and also I was 8 so I got bored and moved on.

    So thanks Germany, I needed the boost.

27. You make the best VPN material, you filthy, sexy Hans.

28. Dear Hans,

    You obviously know your way around a sausage.

    The length, the girth, that perfect sweet/salty ratio…

    When I put Hans’ sausage in my mouth I can tell that there is technique there that can only have come from a father lovingly showing his son how to handle that sausage, like his father showed him when he was a young boy, and his father before him, and so on.

    When that warm salty meat is inside me I can almost forgive and forget about certain oopsies of your nations past.

    Also your beers not too bad and I like that you’ve given Pierre a good kicking throughout the years. Very decent of you.

    Luv Bazza.

29. I like some of your sisters

30. Would

31. They have the best cars to steal

32. when i was in Leipzig for the new year i saw the biggest MDMA crystal of my life. was the size of a fist.

33. 

    Best country in the world. Superior to everyone else.

34. I got drunk with a German girl last night and she was incredibly organised.

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