As a Brit I believe these aesthetically pleasing straight line borders will allow the USA to peacefully split into 5 separate nations with absolutely no bloodshed or future conflicts at all. Of course we haven't spoken to the people living there as that would be absurd as we already know they'll love this idea and will fully support it with no animosity or conflict.

by Galahad1941

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  1. I’ve been so poisoned by TikTok algospeak that my first thought was that ‘Republic of Corn’ was ‘Republic of Porn’. It took me a second to remember ‘oh yeah, they actually do grow real, edible corn in the Midwest’.

    I think I need a break from the internet.

  5. So which bits do we take for ourselves and which bits do we give to the Fr*nch?

  7. Ah, the good old British way of partitioning a nation. This always works well and has never ever had any negative impact on any country ever.

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