So proud of Dean Cain joining ICE. FInally they found somebody who doesn’t need a mask because nobody recognizes him.

Posted by LostNotDamned

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  2. Dean Tanaka is looking a little fluffy. I hope this job doesn’t involve running.

  4. This marks the first time Dean Cain has been even remotely relevant since ICE was created in 2003.

  6. I thought ICE would be chasing people down. This guy looks like Happy Meal Team Six. The only thing he is chasing is diabetes.

    Sorry for the fat shaming, but someone has got to say it. He’s out of shape, out of work, and out of his mind thinking he is relevant.

  7. Must one of the worst, “I’m still relevant”, moments of the decade.

  11. Rudy Giuliani and that pillow guy should join. I heard they’re bankrupt and could use a 50k sign up.

  13. Dad sneaks, cargo shorts, big gut, too old to wear hat backwards, combat gloves…. Perfect Mealteam 6 member….fuck that guy.. lol

  16. Why does he look like an older washed up Kyle Rittenhouse?

  18. I don’t understand how someone who played Superman as long as he did seemingly has no idea what his biggest role was about

  19. I find it annoying that every story I saw about it used the old Superman promo shots. I also hate how new balance is like the shore of choice for tons of these guys because they’ve always been my shoe of choice. Between my new balance shoes and bald head I don’t blame people for worrying when I enter their store.

  20. This is hilarious until he guns down a Mexican family and walks.

  23. Dean Cain really went from casual racism to l
    professional racism

  25. Should we be talking about he fact that he joined ice because he needs the money and not to make some big statement?

  29. His IMDB entry lists no fewer than *seventeen* film / tv credits just in 2024, and *56* more over the previous 4 years, 2020-2023, for a grand total of 73 projects over five years, or *one acting credit every 25 days* for half a decade! Top *that*, Tom Hanks you slacker!

    The vast majority of them are “Christian” themed projects, so you know they’re all *top quality work*, too! 😉

    Wonder how he’ll rationalize his ICE duties with Jesus’ admonishments in Matthew 25:41-45: **“‘Away with you, you cursed ones, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his demons. For I was hungry, and you didn’t feed me. I was thirsty, and you didn’t give me a drink. I was a stranger, and you didn’t invite me into your home!”**

    Or how aboout what God himself said in Leviticus 19:34: **” “The foreigner who resides with you must be to you like a native citizen among you; so you must love him as yourself, because you were foreigners in the land of Egypt. I am the Lord your God.”**

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