How terrible was your morning fellow Europoors?

by Jarppakarppa

43 comments
  1. Ragebait post but still…

    >You have no air conditioning

    Europe isnt just Great Britain and Scandinavia…

    >You haven’t showered this week

    I shower daily, expecially during summer, I’m not french

    >You will drink tepid beveranges with no ice

    Usually you dont put ice inside an espresso or a pint of beer

    >You have no freedom or democracy

    Says the country that has only 2 political parties

    >And you have no college football to look foward at the end of the month.

    Yes, because our proper European football is a better sport

  2. Came back from a marriage in a historical castle, using a functioning air conditioned train, will now enjoy some promenade in my walkable city filled with monuments millions come to see

  3. I Can’t imagine Not showering daily during these heat-waves

  4. “I feel bad for you”

    “I don’t think about you at all”

  5. Where do these people get these ideas from? I mean, really?

  6. A non European making a post about Europe? These animals can read and type now?

  7. Don’t talk to me till 25th of august. I’m on vacation in italy, romania, portugal and france since 18th of july. Didn’t work much in july either.

  8. Getting up in the morning and not having school shootings on the news is certainly hard to bear as a European.

  9. We have AC set to comfort and we don’t need winter clothes to stay in hour houses.

    We shower even twice a day using a water that is not chlorinated as bleach.

    We drink cold beverages, not half a liter of ice with 100ml of drink.

    We don’t have dictators.

    When we attend university we do to study.

  10. Every single european is so sad bc theres no college football at the end of the month

  11. How can they be so fucking stupid?

    I have AC, I’m not french so I shower daily (twice if I go out), I don’t need ice as my fridge beverages are cold enough, and talking about freedom or democracy coming from an american in 2025… hahahahahahahahaha

    But yes, no college handegg “football”, what a shame.

  12. “Europoors”

    “I work at wallmart for minimum wage without holidays and health insurance, but one day, I’ll be like Elon Musk!”

  13. Where does this no ice thing come from nearly everyone I know has some ice in the house

  14. #5 real 😔

    Haven’t showered this week I think, am french

  15. US internet is slowly brainwashing me into believing that I’m the only Euro with A/C

  16. Woke up in cushy air conditioned bed room. Took first of my 3 showers. Drank cold crystal clear water from local wells. Laughed at the autocratic clown shitshow the Americans are doing right now. Watched some soccer from multiple world-class leagues. Happy to be on the best of continents

  17. I threw all my glass in the recycling bin going Have can hear it over there

  18. >You have no air conditioning.

    I am in Scotland.

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  19. Imagine being so deprived of any actual culture or other nice things in life that your higlight of the month is some kids playing kindergarten rules rugby once a month.

  20. Are we falling for obvious ragebait from a parody account again?

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  21. It was so horrible I could drink water straight out the tap without worrying and than I drank beer at a local lake without worrying about public drinking and than I actuall didnt have to worry about getting shot in the evening when I went to the cinema to watch a movie. It was inhumane

  22. Woke up to prepare the pool in the garden for a party this night before the Sun blast me in the garden, took a shower, chilled a bit playing some video games enjoying the AC, ate bbq and now I’m chilling again in front of the PC.

    Not bad, to be honest. Could be better, could be worst.

  23. Woke up in my air conditioned apartment on the last day of my one month parental leave. Feels terrible having to work tomorrow with only 4 weeks of paid vacation left for this year.

  24. Hiked pic saint loup, bought oyster with fresh local white wine, siesta at the beach and tonight I’m taking A/C TGV back to Paris in less than 3h30. French dream of you ask me

  25. came back on a bus from a trip abroad, had a coffee and non-gmo fruit on my balcony and walked around my walkable village, then took a free train to the airport. europoor life 👍

  26. American obsession with boys’ sports is particularly sad.

  27. Please stop taking and spreading dumb yank ragebait. Unironically think the mods should remove all this yankposting if this sub wants to have any chance of becoming interesting again.

  28. that’s more of a r/ShitAmericansSay than a r/2westerneurope4u post though. It’s very stupid yes, but that’s not what this sub is about.

  29. He missed that i can call in sick for work tomorrow without losing money or any other consequences lol

  30. Tbh, I woke up this morning and thought “I’m really glad the leader of my country isn’t an absolute pleb that fondles little kids”.

    But the lack of AC is definitely the deal breaker.

    ETA

    I never understood the obsession with AC in the US. They claim to be big burly bearded men driving huge trucks and shooting guns… But somehow they can’t survive if they don’t have an AC? Bunch of wussies.

  31. Imagine having gerrymandering and fillibustering and berating others about democracy.

  32. It was awful.

    I woke up in my house that will stay here for another 200 years and remembered that I have a dental appointment tomorrow which is free and I get a professional teeth cleaning like every 12 months which is free

    and then I went to a Bavarian bakery and got my wife and me some fresh bread without sugar to a affordable price

    and then I went on a bike ride with my wife because we don’t have to be scared that an accident and hospital could cost us everything we own

    And then we went to a local beer festival and had some serious fine beer and food without artificial ingredients in it and met some American tourists who couldn’t stop praising German beer and pork knuckle

    So yeah, my life sucks

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