John Oliver Says There’s “No Need” For Dean Cain To “Wear A Mask” As An ICE Agent Because There’s “F—ing Zero” Chance Anyone Will Recognize Him

https://deadline.com/2025/08/john-oliver-dean-cain-ice-immigration-enforcement-1236483293/

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  1. >“You know, there’s an old saying in Hollywood: ‘If all you can get is Dean Cain, you are f—ed,’” Oliver said during the program, which largely covered immigration enforcement and president Donald Trump‘s mass deportation promise.

    >“Now, I’m not saying that ICE isn’t finding people,” he continued. “I’m just saying, when you are reduced to pinning a badge on the 59-year-old star of The Dog Who Saved Christmas, The Dog Who Saved Christmas Vacation, The Dog Who Saved the Holidays, The Dog Who Saved Halloween, The Dog Who Saved Easter and The Dog Who Saved Summer, maybe you are in trouble. Although, on the plus side, no need for that guy to wear a mask because the chances of anyone recognizing him are f—ing zero.”

    >He added later, “And I recognize that in some cases, you may be unable to help yourself from saying: ‘Didn’t you use to be Superman? I thought you died. I can’t believe I’m meeting a filmmaker.’”

  2. I had no clue who he was till he started talking about ICE, and I only knew he was Superman, cause that’s in the headlines, and I still didn’t know when he was till I Googled it.

  3. He is a washed-up has been trying desperately to hold on to fame. I’m surprised Kevin Sorbo hasn’t done the same.

  5. Apparently, Dean has a bad knee from his days playing football in college. Might be useful to know should you run in to him on his duties.

  6. Imagine a world where in an asshole fight between Dean Cane and Terri Hatcher, we’re rooting for Terri?

  7. I wonder how many ICE agents insist on wearing a mask now but refused during Covid!

  8. Funny thing is could say same thing about Oliver no idea who he is

  10. Sweet Jesus, I just posted this on Facebook this Friday.

  11. Surely he could just wear glasses and nobody would recognise him even if they knew him?

  14. Celebs are usually unrecognizable in public, especially if they are in “normal” clothes. I wouldn’t say zero, but they are very low.

  15. ICE will be know in the history books as American’s Gestapo!

  16. Who is this “John Oliver” person and why dies he think his opinion actually matters?

  18. Does Dean “Tanaka” Cain not know what America did to Japanese folk during WW2? Does he really think he’s exempt from it? Does he really think the white supremacists are going to protect him when they’ve finished mopping up everyone else? The ignorance is astounding.

  21. More people know Dean Cain than John Oliver. It’s not much of a burn

  22. Millionaires Throwing money at each other…… Again

  24. Congrats on Cain dean for getting the spotlight he desperately begged for…

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