‘Looking for a *rock solid guarantee* of being called a douchebag by the fairer sex, job interviewees, etc forevermore?’
‘Have somehow convinced yourself that a tactical vest with 300 attachments will hide your embarrassing sunken chest or beer gut?’
‘Somehow deny reality and believe the evil drug cartels work 8 hour jobs washing dishes and or picking strawberries?’
‘*Hilariously* bad credit score?’ (No seriously, the wife is a loan officer and had a few of these dipshits land in her queue. Every one of them are absolute train wrecks financially. Like ‘Payday Loans’ wouldn’t touch them bad)
Although, I’m not convinced the gestapo weren’t cowards too.
We should all join ICE.
Get a sweet sign on bonus
Do your job super badly, thus thwarting the Nazis
Post yoir daily schedule on Iceblock.
No, seriously. The best way to beat ICE is from the inside!
Do you need a job where you can wear a flat brim baseball hat backwards to hide your bald spot?
Are we implying that gestapo weren’t cowards? The only difference is they had snazzy uniforms
Apply, get hired, suck at job. Like Schindler’s List.
I’m joining only because Dean Cain did and he’s nuthin’ but a fat Nazi now.
Hard to be a shittier or more hypocritical American than a Republican these days. Hey remember that time Trump was found liable of forcefully shoving his fingers up a woman’s vagina by a jury of his American peers and then Republicans voted for him? Republicans knowingly vote for molesters. Don’t be Republican…
They promise you won’t have to deal with any of those dangerous criminals, just elementary School children, law abiding citizens in courthouses, and underpaid workers doing dirty jobs.
“Can you only get hard to the sound of children crying?”
What a burn!
Slow clap.
Edit: The comments here are razor sharp.
I thought these people hated masks?
“Are you a fat, washed up lesser Superman?”
Next question: Do you enjoy rounding up human people like rats?
Imma make this into a yard sign.
But what if you joined ICE just to nab that 50,000 signing bonus and then do a really shitty job/ notify community organizers of its movements 🤷♂️
Wo wo wo! I hit 3 of theses boxes! However I’m not like them.
Some people just want to belong to something and since no other group would take them, ICE is their go to org.
Aren’t most of these folks the same ones who wouldn’t wear a mask during the pandemic because they couldn’t breath?
Hey! This is offensive– the Gestapo was also for cowards.
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Govt Of Pedophiles wants *you*
https://preview.redd.it/tbvvsa3c19if1.jpeg?width=871&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc460c04a030a19801475bb6be99ea0c95117101
‘Looking for a *rock solid guarantee* of being called a douchebag by the fairer sex, job interviewees, etc forevermore?’
‘Have somehow convinced yourself that a tactical vest with 300 attachments will hide your embarrassing sunken chest or beer gut?’
‘Somehow deny reality and believe the evil drug cartels work 8 hour jobs washing dishes and or picking strawberries?’
‘*Hilariously* bad credit score?’ (No seriously, the wife is a loan officer and had a few of these dipshits land in her queue. Every one of them are absolute train wrecks financially. Like ‘Payday Loans’ wouldn’t touch them bad)
Although, I’m not convinced the gestapo weren’t cowards too.
We should all join ICE.
Get a sweet sign on bonus
Do your job super badly, thus thwarting the Nazis
Post yoir daily schedule on Iceblock.
No, seriously. The best way to beat ICE is from the inside!
Do you need a job where you can wear a flat brim baseball hat backwards to hide your bald spot?
Are we implying that gestapo weren’t cowards? The only difference is they had snazzy uniforms
Apply, get hired, suck at job. Like Schindler’s List.
I’m joining only because Dean Cain did and he’s nuthin’ but a fat Nazi now.
Got a nut?
https://preview.redd.it/8kt9etficaif1.jpeg?width=744&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bddfebde8329ebd5863b7fd30957bc34ec049f36
Hard to be a shittier or more hypocritical American than a Republican these days. Hey remember that time Trump was found liable of forcefully shoving his fingers up a woman’s vagina by a jury of his American peers and then Republicans voted for him? Republicans knowingly vote for molesters. Don’t be Republican…
They promise you won’t have to deal with any of those dangerous criminals, just elementary School children, law abiding citizens in courthouses, and underpaid workers doing dirty jobs.
“Can you only get hard to the sound of children crying?”
What a burn!
Slow clap.
Edit: The comments here are razor sharp.
I thought these people hated masks?
“Are you a fat, washed up lesser Superman?”
Next question: Do you enjoy rounding up human people like rats?
Imma make this into a yard sign.
But what if you joined ICE just to nab that 50,000 signing bonus and then do a really shitty job/ notify community organizers of its movements 🤷♂️
Wo wo wo! I hit 3 of theses boxes! However I’m not like them.
Some people just want to belong to something and since no other group would take them, ICE is their go to org.
Aren’t most of these folks the same ones who wouldn’t wear a mask during the pandemic because they couldn’t breath?
Hey! This is offensive– the Gestapo was also for cowards.
please post sources. credit where credit is due.
the artist,
https://bsky.app/profile/jesseduquette.bsky.social
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