‘That Explains a Lot’: Internet Roasts Stephen Miller After Wife Reveals His Bizarre Diet

‘That Explains a Lot’: Internet Roasts Stephen Miller After Wife Reveals His Bizarre Diet



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  5. >Even Vance couldn’t hide his disgust. “Mayonnaise is like, in low doses it’s good,” he said. “But it’s kind of—like, I had a buddy who used to eat french fries with mayonnaise. I thought that was disgusting.”

    Well, more proof JD Vance is a heathen.

  7. I misread “The Trump advisor, known for his hardline stance on immigration” as “The Trump advisor, known for his hairline”

  9. Tl;dr: Mayo…closest thing he could get to that Saturday night rope party in the public washroom.

    Helps get him through the week…

  11. And here I was thinking he captured children like the witch from Hansel and Gretel.

  12. i just figured he slurped up worms in his yard every morning like a big dumb bird.

  17. I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that he’s married. How vile is she that he looked like a good choice.

  18. It’s dikkandballs isn’t it? And her hair from time to time

  23. Maybe he will die of a major heart attack soon.
    Wait. Who could be pounding on my door at this hour?

  24. If course that’s what he eats. Someone should tell them there are a few other all white foods. Cool whip, Swiss cheese, Crisco, lard, garlic (if he’s not a vampire.)

  28. Didn’t she run off with Elon? Not sure she’s much better than her hubby..

  34. That explains a lot. The people from his planet, Assholion VI, require vast amounts of mayonnaise every day as a synovial lubricant. Without that, sudden and irreversible boneitis would strike.

    It also aids in improving swallowing viscosity when eating babies.

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