Can’t have nice things in London, even had some lavender plants nicked from my grandparents grave
The tone would make me pick the flowers.
I was walking by a teenage couple and the guy says “Come on, I’ll do anything for you babe, anything” trying to convince her. “oh yeah?” she says, “get me some flowers”. Without hesitating the guy hops into the closest front garden and snaps off this rose, hops back and hands it to her.
By this time I’m right next to them and the girl shoots me a look. I just blurt out “I wouldn’t do that for my girl” . “See!” the guy says, makes a move and they start kissing.
Anyway to this day I like to think all picked flowers are used to do something to that effect and I’m all for it.
I saw a similar note in Plumstead but it was about someone not picking up their dog shit in someone’s porch. Logistically that must be a targeted attack.
I particularly like the effective use of underlining cunt. Bravo.
The internal border adds a touch of class.
I think if flowers are leaning over the street/pavement they’re fair game, but if you’re reaching into a garden you’re a wrong’un. Same with blackberries.
Put a sign up that they’re sprayed with cat piss
i thought it said stop fucking my flowers
Cunts are very pretty flowers indeed
Would a cunt have a floral bonnet as pretty as mine?
I’m not sure flower picking = cunt behavior 🤔
Stay classy
Love it! 👍😃
Looks like Kensington? Is it Nigella’s (God, love her) Gaff? 😬🤔
🤣🌹💐🌸🌺🌷🌻🌼🤣
I’m going to pick them even harder now.
Never change? So we should continue to pick the flowers? 🤔
Nothing says gentrified London like swearing in Helvetica 😂😂
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That tiny sign is not going to stop them.
Classy, profound, potty mouthed and very well presented.
https://preview.redd.it/xksb3m44ezif1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=9abc034ac3bc399715aad6aeaf49b746029bbb24
Pithy and to the point.
No wasted verbiage here
Can’t have nice things in London, even had some lavender plants nicked from my grandparents grave
The tone would make me pick the flowers.
I was walking by a teenage couple and the guy says “Come on, I’ll do anything for you babe, anything” trying to convince her. “oh yeah?” she says, “get me some flowers”. Without hesitating the guy hops into the closest front garden and snaps off this rose, hops back and hands it to her.
By this time I’m right next to them and the girl shoots me a look. I just blurt out “I wouldn’t do that for my girl” . “See!” the guy says, makes a move and they start kissing.
Anyway to this day I like to think all picked flowers are used to do something to that effect and I’m all for it.
I saw a similar note in Plumstead but it was about someone not picking up their dog shit in someone’s porch. Logistically that must be a targeted attack.
I particularly like the effective use of underlining cunt. Bravo.
The internal border adds a touch of class.
I think if flowers are leaning over the street/pavement they’re fair game, but if you’re reaching into a garden you’re a wrong’un. Same with blackberries.
Put a sign up that they’re sprayed with cat piss
i thought it said stop fucking my flowers
Cunts are very pretty flowers indeed
Would a cunt have a floral bonnet as pretty as mine?
I’m not sure flower picking = cunt behavior 🤔
Stay classy
Love it! 👍😃
Looks like Kensington? Is it Nigella’s (God, love her) Gaff? 😬🤔
🤣🌹💐🌸🌺🌷🌻🌼🤣
I’m going to pick them even harder now.
Never change? So we should continue to pick the flowers? 🤔
Nothing says gentrified London like swearing in Helvetica 😂😂
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