Well, getting rid of my chauffeur was a little bit of a falso economy, wasn’t it sweetie?
Amazing how difficult it is to write a ‘no pavement parking’ law that makes sense and is legally enforceable:
*”any person who causes or permits any vehicle to be parked in Greater London with one or more wheels on or over any part of a road* ***other than a*** *carriageway shall be guilty of an offence.”*
*“carriageway: being a way (other than a cycle track) over which the public have a right of way for the passage of vehicles.”*
You could keep that picture make a note of time and date and send to police, just because they are technically not on double yellow lines doesn’t negate the fact it’s illegal to park on the pavement, I believe this was changed recently to stop this behaviour
Someone had done this near me – police road past on a motorbike and clearly clocked it (traffic was at a standstill) naff all happened. He completely ignored it
Listen up! This is London, baby 🎵🎵🎵
Some areas this is perfectly legal. Why don’t you google if it’s legal there and then report it to the council or police if it isn’t?
What is posting it here getting you? A
Where I’m from you would be towed in less than half an hour for this, no idea why it can’t be the same here
Just key it.
I’d go so far as to describe it as abandoned.
Why would lime do this
And on the double yellow
Report rather than post on reddit.
Where we live our flats are on a private road. Outside our block is no parking area because if you park there delivery vans can’t get pass to turning circle to get out. There’s a guy with BMW parks there all the time. So the vans have reverse out. Completely selfish behaviour.
Absolutely fuck all is enforced in this country.

I thought even one wheel on the pavement wasn’t allowed inside Greater London?
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You can’t park there!
Whereabouts is this? Looks just like where I used to live
this drives me nuts, you see it all the time around my way.
Check for a ‘My other cars a Lime Bike’ sticker.
Can’t park there mate !
Not on the double yellows. Big brain.
Post it to
[https://www.met.police.uk/ro/report/rti/rti-beta-2.1/report-a-road-traffic-incident/](https://www.met.police.uk/ro/report/rti/rti-beta-2.1/report-a-road-traffic-incident/)
Well, getting rid of my chauffeur was a little bit of a falso economy, wasn’t it sweetie?
Amazing how difficult it is to write a ‘no pavement parking’ law that makes sense and is legally enforceable:
*”any person who causes or permits any vehicle to be parked in Greater London with one or more wheels on or over any part of a road* ***other than a*** *carriageway shall be guilty of an offence.”*
*“carriageway: being a way (other than a cycle track) over which the public have a right of way for the passage of vehicles.”*
[**https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukla/1974/24/section/15**](https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukla/1974/24/section/15)
You could keep that picture make a note of time and date and send to police, just because they are technically not on double yellow lines doesn’t negate the fact it’s illegal to park on the pavement, I believe this was changed recently to stop this behaviour
Someone had done this near me – police road past on a motorbike and clearly clocked it (traffic was at a standstill) naff all happened. He completely ignored it
Listen up! This is London, baby 🎵🎵🎵
Some areas this is perfectly legal. Why don’t you google if it’s legal there and then report it to the council or police if it isn’t?
What is posting it here getting you? A
Where I’m from you would be towed in less than half an hour for this, no idea why it can’t be the same here
Just key it.
I’d go so far as to describe it as abandoned.
Why would lime do this
And on the double yellow
Report rather than post on reddit.
Where we live our flats are on a private road. Outside our block is no parking area because if you park there delivery vans can’t get pass to turning circle to get out. There’s a guy with BMW parks there all the time. So the vans have reverse out. Completely selfish behaviour.
Absolutely fuck all is enforced in this country.

I thought even one wheel on the pavement wasn’t allowed inside Greater London?
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