Trump Declares National Emergency That He Didn’t Get The Nobel Prize Yet

Posted by Alex_55555

49 comments
  1. Can we just move Trump into a fake White House?

    We can let him make ‘decisions’ and pump in fake news feeds telling him what a very smart boy he is and let him believe he’s the President. Something along the line of Creed Thoughts.

  2. To which the Norwegian PM replied “fuck off” but it sounded very polite in their language.

  3. The whole world must learn of my peaceful ways. By force!

  4. He will be in the history books as the first Nobel prize winner to have to beg like a child to receive it. Cement that legacy.

  5. How do you get any sense of accomplishment by forcing someone to give you something instead of actually earning it? Pathetic behavior.

  6. Trump has done some pathetic things: This is the absolute pinnacle of sad, broken, desperate tired old man pathetic things.

    Sad, doesn’t even cover it. He’s going to burn in hell for all the evils he’s done in life. Rape children, assault women, rip people off, lied with every breath he’s ever taken; but he’s going to burn without a Nobel Peace Prize.

  7. They really “elected” a spoiled rich kid and expected him to not act like a spoiled rich kid yeah he’s almost 80 but when you never heard NO you throw tantrums wanna fight act like the worlds against you sound familiar?

  8. Don Cheetos is still pissed that Obama got one and that he himself never did.
    His ego can’t handle the fact that if Obama won a prize, then HE has to win the same one, preferably more than once, so he can outshine Obama.

    Thankfully, the Tangerine Terror is not eligible for one as he has sown more discord and chaos in the world rather than promote peace.

    Had he, on the other hand, gone against Voldemort Putler to force Russia to not only cease fighting but return Crimea to Ukraine, along with forcing Israel to cease hostilities, recognize Palestine as a separate country as well as restore the Israel/Palestine borders as they were in 1947, then he’d actually had to be considered.
    But, he won’t do any of those things, yet he can’t understand why he’s not getting that award.

    He is obsessed with getting awards as it boosts his ego, didn’t he steal a trophy from that soccer tournament thing?
    You kow, an award to the players, of which he was not one?

  9. TACO: How many pedophiles do I have to free for a Nobel Prize?

  10. “Sources to DN: Trump brought up the Nobel Prize in a tariff call with Stoltenberg (+)
    Out of the blue, while Finance Minister Jens Stoltenberg was walking the streets of Oslo, Donald Trump called from the White House. He wanted the Nobel Prize – and to discuss tariffs.”

  11. Please don’t let this monster EVER get a Nobel Peace Prize🙏🙏🙏

  12. We don’t import hardly anything from Norway. Put 1,000% tariffs on them, they’d rather that then lose all credibility by giving that piece of shit a prize

  13. If that doesn’t work, his next step will be to pay a visit to an existing Nobel Prize winner, demand to see their medal, then walk off with it, before declaring himself a Nobel Prize winner.

    Of course his dopey press secretary will continue to call it the “Noble Prize,” then they’ll sic ICE on anyone who points out that she mispronounced it.

  14. Is it real or is it satire? I love playing this game for the past 207 days.

  15. If Donald Trump gets a Nobel Peace prize, it will cease to be viewed as a mark of great achievement. No one with even a shred of integrity will want one after that.

  16. LMAO 😂 Imagine being this pressed over a Nobel Prize that you start throwing tariffs around like confetti at a parade!

  17. What a f’king loser. No Nobel recipient has ever asked for one let alone demanded it. And last I checked they are awarded to those who contribute to the betterment of mankind as a whole. Not just a few billionaires.

  18. He is attempting to use extortion to force a prize because he’s too much of a malevolent loser to win one for real. He is sleazy just like his syphilis spreading brothel owning grandpa.

  19. I think it would be hilarious for Norway to give him a Nobel prize, especially because the Nobel prize isn’t given in Norway it’s Swedish

  20. Tariffs are like a loaded gun for Trump, you don’t do as he says and he then points them at your face.

  21. Cheap bastard won’t just pay them off for it. What a piker.

  22. Considering his brain consists mostly of Big Mac special sauce by this point, none of this should be a surprise.

  23. Is there like the opposite of a nobel prize that can be given something similar to the razzies.

  24. Damn. That’s crazy but where are the **Epstein files**?

  25. Even more proof that Obama lives rent free in the fascist pedo’s brain everyday even all these years later.

  26. “Give me the nobel prize or the American public pays more to import foreign goods!”

    “Huh, what? How is that a threat to Norway and not the American public?”

  27. Anybody still got hope Republicunts turn back to normal after he is gone or will they look for someone worse?

  28. How about the POS prize? Can someone come up with that, and hold a press conference naming everything the person has done to be a POS? Top off the trophy with this 🏆 💩.

  29. I remember when political humor was making fun of the politicians. Now they themselves are the joke

  30. “I want the nobel peace prize. Better bully and extort it from the Norwegians.”

    He truly is the dumbest, most ignorant and evil bully to ever live.

  31. He’s such a pitiful whiny bitch.

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  32. Still embarrassing…and getting worse. Someone make up a fake gold award that says ‘Noble Piece Prize’ for this child please.

  33. So. Can anyone explain WHY he’s calling fucking NORWAY? Doesn’t the string on his tin can reach Sweden? Fucknut.

  34. Ah yes, threatening economic war in order to secure the Nobel Peace Price. That should definitely do the trick

  35. I wonder what Norway’s 1.8T$ sovereign fund divesting from US stocks would do to the price of NVDA.

  36. He wants to be awarded it to take away its prestige, to hurt the past recipients, to show that even a dictator can be awarded it. It is yet another instance of Obama living in his head.

  37. It’s another example of the Government being sale. Do something that benefits him, (not the country, him) and he’ll to repay the gesture using the government. He doesn’t care a bit about the people of the US, he cares only for himself.

  38. The first man to blackmail his way to a peace prize.

    What a time to be alive!!

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