Can we (Swedes) have this part? I don’t think you guys are doing much with it and we are cold and depressed in the winter – we need the sun.
by storfors
Can we (Swedes) have this part? I don’t think you guys are doing much with it and we are cold and depressed in the winter – we need the sun.
by storfors
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Only if you move them to the Gullmarn
Who said we are doing nothing with it?
Not to mention I can imagine it also makes raiding a lot more convenient!
No you can’t. Do you see this towel? It means its already taken.
Those islands are quite a popular destination for the people on this island and our western neighbours. Not sure you could win that war.
Sorry it’s our tourist trap. We can’t surrender it
Handy of Mallorca. It’s sovereign German clay
Swedes invading Germany like its 1660.
Hands off, we won’t give up even a small piece of Germany
Are you going to take part in the balconing championship?
We can arrange a leasing agreement for 150k of these a year:
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It’s an island. A rock in the sea.
Thus it obviously belongs to us 🏴
No, we want Alicante.
Only if you can beat the final boss.
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Move along Bjorn… Trust me, not even you can afford a rental house in Ibiza these days
Are you going to build a fleet of ships like the Vasa to take over these islands?
Olivença is Portugal.
No one wants to have Albacete or Murcia?
You’ll be fighting Barry and Hanz on the beaches for this one.
Sorry that belongs to Hans and Barry
Gran Canaria is the Swedish promised land. I’ve never seen a higher concentration of blonde people.
Why you’re asking the Spanish – that’s German territory…
An no!? Where am I supposed to get black out drunk? We only have Octoberfest, Wasen, Carnival, and every villages Shooting and Kirmes fest… like that’s way to little!
I’d say yes, but that’s German territory so I have no saying on this
r/MapsWithoutCanarias
Also, it seems we have lost Ceuta and Melilla, but gained Gibraltar.
Do you want to mess with the germans again?
I’ll steal it for you, just need your guys’ olympiad medals in informatics
Rent’s up Jan. Now a flat in Santa Catalina costs as much as one in the center of Stockholm. Pay up
I think you already got large parts of Costa del sol.
In Menorca he have a lot of incoming frenchies (buying what the british sold after brexit). Since we don’t like them, so we would be grateful if you take over. Thank you in advance.
We do not need the sun. We are good, thank you. Fuck that evil ball of hate in the sky.
It makes sense. Both share a common language (English) and culture (EDM music).
Ibiza is already full of Swedish DJs anyway
Don’t ask me, go to Hans.
Can’t y’all just take Murcia and split it however you want?
If you want an island, you can have Sealand. It’s a great place, just the people are not the best
Ireland would also like to participate.
You already have Cyprus, back off.

It’s already the staging ground of Barry Vs Hans in the sunbed wars
Stop inventing nonsense about CO2 footprints, renewable eco-sources, and other climate protection issues, and a warm climate will come to you on its own.
You left out Maó! I thought you guys would want the gin
Last one with galicia I said queue up the portuguese are also asking. With this one I say queue up half of europe’s tourism industry is asking.
You can mine the sun and send it to your fish
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