Good Lord….

by pheetiddy

31 comments
  1. Calling bullshit. Nobody that was actually at said wedding would post this to their account days later. This looks like some prick trying to get social media likes.

  2. Unlikely story….. chicken goujons for first course at a wedding….??? Fake.

  3. Where would you stream thon river dance I don’t think I’ve give it a fair chance? 

  4. I heard once about a squaddie getting married in Ten Square in Belfast and while he was blocked two of his “mates” gave his wife a seeing to.

  5. He sounds like a lad with very unhappy dating experiences, if any experiences

  6. Yeah……I heard this exact same story. In 2004. But it was a rumour about a girl I worked with from Belfast at a reception somewhere in County Down.

    But it’s great to see an insight into what someone is sending yer da on Facebook.

  7. It’s NI ffs, if this had happened we would know about or some user will come confirm it.

    There’s just never going to be a moment where a bride can get the chance to do this never mind the fact they’d be obviously caught quick.

  8. “Bent over in the toilets like she’s auditioning for riverdance.”

    What the fuck does that even mean?

  9. Did this guy really think he had written this with such flair, wit and comedic brilliance that we’d overlook that it’s complete bollocks?

  10. Chtagpt.

    If that really happened (doubtful) the marriage was a sham. Genuinely committed people who take those vows do not cheat – much less cheat on the actual day of their betrothal.

  11. This is very clearly written by AI. It’s got that slop writing style.

  12. Leave that pruient, curtain twitching, yet entirely made-up bullshit to Facebook, where it’s target audience will lap it up.

  13. Chicken goujons as a starter at a wedding please…it’s sad that someone is so desperate for some human interaction they’d get AI to make up a story for them.

  14. I’m so thankful that ChatGPT still uses that elongated hyphen in the text it generates. It’s now the first thing I look for in a wall of text, and I immediately ignore anything that has it. It’ll be a dark day when it’s no longer used (I’m surprised it still is)

  15. Even if this was true, was she having an affair with herself?!?!? Best man gets no grief at all nah fakkk afffffffff

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