Can we (irish) have this part? it doesnt seem like you brits are doing much with it, and its not even a part of the UK

by legrosbordel

34 comments

  5. If you can convince NI you can have it back whenever you want no? Nothing to do with the UK.

    But do you really want the ginger haired step child back? It has some issues 🙂

  6. Sad thing is, I don’t think many on the mainland really care

  7. You mean the most British part of Britain?

    Trade you some potatoes for it

  10. It’s the ‘U’ part of the UK.

    But do you really want it? I mean, it’s not like it can be fully integrated into Ireland. Can you imagine how the orange types would react if they become a part of Ireland and immediately have their guns taken off them to comply with Irish law? If you wanted to keep the peace, they would still need to have massive devolved legislative power, and they would still need the right to claim British citizenship if they wanted. So it would still be a half-in, half-out situation with around 50% hating the country they’re a part of. The only difference would be the colour of the money.

  11. Honest question, why’d you want to? It’s a genuinely awful place with genuinely awful people, shitty weather and shitty food

  14. I don’t want you two to play pass the tax burden.

  16. Depends; can the Garda handle the Orange enjoyers? My gut feeling is probably not.

  17. Feel free, you can deal with that headache from now on.

    More than welcome to it

  18. Post-Brexit it’s now become one of our most valuable assets

  20. The place that had a race riot that turned into a Facebook-fuelled pogrom a few weeks ago? Sure, you can have it.

    You’ll have to fix the big lake though, we broke it.

  25. Can we interest you in taking a few other pieces of prime real estate at the same time, Gearóid? We have a couple of really interesting post-industrial cities in the West Midlands and West Yorkshire which would be right up your street.

  26. Ex Brits want more Britain, a simple change of flag will see you right 👍

  28. Fuck no that place is a shit hole. 30% of the population are pricks and it would be a drain on our treasury. Think of our lovely apple euros.

    Let this albatross hang around the uks neck.

    Pints?

  29. Year sure, no probs.

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    Wait, it was that easy???

  33. Yes. We literally dont care.

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    Fuck I’ll be honest, you’d be doing us a favour.

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