My mate has a pet peacock

by gibgod

22 comments
  1. I live in the middle of nowhere rural Lincolnshire. So many different people have peacocks. I know 6 within 10 minutes of my house.

    Never saw one outside of a zoo before I moved here, now they just chill on the side of the road on my drive home.

  2. I mean if you can sleep through the sound of sheet steel being ripped in two you can sleep through one of these screaming bastards.

  3. Does your mate live at Trago Mills?

    (If you think this is a reference yes it is,)

  4. Don’t ever park a freshly polished car near one.

  5. Hope you’ve got really good double-glazing or you’ll be wanting to hunt the noisy bastard for sport.

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