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are still trying to process the global realignment that has occurred following the disastrous Oval Office meeting between the president JD Vance and Vladimir Zalinski. What happened? They say, are we still America? They say, whose side are we on? They say it’s complicated. The best way that I can explain what happened and show Americans uh how to process this new reality was with another shocking turn of events from this weekend. On Saturday night at the Elimination Chamber, the WWE shocked the world as John Cena turned heel, joined The Rock, and attacked Cody Rhodess. Now, if that does not immediately explain to you our current geopolitical climate, you must have grown out of watching wrestling through the normal course of aging. [Applause] I, on the other hand, understand this in my bones. This explains it, folks. All of your shock, all of your disappointment, all of your anger, it’s in there. It’s in the squared circle. You see? Saturday night. Oh, we’re doing this Saturday night. John Cena, the good guy of professional wrestling, Mr. Hustle, the champ, the man who stood for everything, truth, justice, the guy who literally holds the record for the most Makea-Wish Foundation meetings of all time. People would get cancer just to meet John Cena. Last weekend, Cena flipped the script and went from being a face, a good guy to a heel, a bad guy. Now, if you don’t follow professional wrestling, and I’m guessing if you watch this show, you do not [Applause] judge something from All right, but let me continue to bore you with this metaphor. So, here’s what happened. The current WWE champion is one Cody Rhodess. [Applause] Seven people say around. Cody Rhodess is the people’s champ. Unquestioned bravery. He stands in for Zalinski in this metaphor. A couple of weeks ago, The Rock, the now evil owner of the WWE, Putin in our story, made Cody Rhodess an offer. The one thing that I want more than anything in this world [Applause] is that I want your soul. [Applause] Who is he wants? Zinsky. So, uh, but sir, but sir, I am smaller and weaker than you. It will take incredible bravery for me to protect my soul and the soul of my people. But luckily, I am not protecting my soul alone. For I have the support of the great John Cena. So Cody Rhodess Zalinski told Vladimir Putin, “Rock, no soul for you, mother.” And that’s when they met in the Oval Office. America went to hug Zalinski. But when America looked up, somehow Putin had given John Cena the international sign for its time. And rather than repudiate Putin, America smelled what the rock was cooking. And through that bory haze, America delivered the nutshot. The nutshot to the hopes and dreams of Ukrainians everywhere. And then for no reason, America jumped on Silinsky and started punching him in the face as many times as he could. Too simplistic. No, this is it. Am I uh being too simplistic, assigning to the delicate art of real politique a scripted outcome? Perhaps, but judge for yourself. Putin broken 25 times his own signature. 25 times he broken ceasefire. No dictator. You’re in no position to dictate what we’re going to feel. You’re not in a good position. You don’t have the cards right now. You’re gambling with World War II. You’re gambling with World War II. Have you said thank you once this entire meeting? We gave you through this stupid president $350 billion. You’re either going to make a deal or we’re out. This is going to be great television. I will say that [Applause] it sure wasn’t. But isn’t that what you want from the highstakes diplomacy and real life urgency that ending war demands? And you know, even reporters got some nut shots in. Why don’t you wear a suit? Oh No, you didn’t. Let’s do the dozens. Oh, Zilinski, you’re so poor and war torn, you’re down to one Brooks brother. Oh you’ve you’ve so war torn, you’ve given up the meaningless protocols of business attire. If you think I’m pushing this metaphor, look at the stunned faces in the crowd at WWE when John Cena turned heel. I now present you the equally stunned faces of those watching this Oval Office pay-per-view. Scott, I’ve never seen anything like that. You’ve never seen anything like that. Wow. Uh just wow. That was uh that was something. Caitlyn, I I want to start with Look at her face. I mean, Christian, you broke Christian almond. The woman wanders unprotected through Taliban controlled Afghanistan. Doesn’t give a 10 minutes of Trump diplomacy and she’s like, “Is anyone else dizzy? [Applause] My A1C is plunging.” Now, of course, there is one big difference between the WWE and the world of politics. In the WWE, they seem very clear on who the good guys and who the bad guys are. Nobody walked out of the match pretending that the guy who got nutshotted was the bad guy. There was this attitude of ungratefulness, seeing his smirk, seeing him roll his eyes, seeing him refer to JD Vance, the vice president, as JD. He shows up in his Equinox chic outfit to the dog on Oval Office. President Sullinsky was also antagonistic and frankly he was rude. So impertinent, so disrespectful, tonedeaf, going in and fighting back, getting sassy with the president and the He was sassy. He was sassy. He was sassy. [Applause] He was a real scalliwag. [Applause] You know what I would say if I was there in the Oval Office with him? I’d say, “You better watch your tone, mister.” I think it was Churchill who during World War II was roundly criticized for being a bit lippy. Excuse me, mister. We’ll decide where you’re going to fight them, whether it’s on the beaches or not or whatever. Poor guy Zalinski. His nation was invaded. He’s against all odds held off a much bigger army for three years. And we’re like, would it kill you to smile a little more? Dress a little nicer. You’re a beautiful country. Nobody would know. Show off what you got. You know what I’m talking about. Maybe some of those rare medals I’ve been hearing some about. But of course, if you criticize Trump’s very clear hostility to Zalinski and very clear appreciation of Putin as being suspicious or a repudiation of American values as they’ve been outlined since World War II, Trump’s people quickly set up straw men north of Richmond. If there are no negotiations, what is the alternative? Another four years of war. We’re not saying there should be no negotiations. We’re just surprised at the side you seem to be negotiating for. President Trump recognizes the urgent need to end this war after three long bloody years. President Zalinski has different aims in mind. Yeah, I’m pretty sure everybody wants Everybody wants to end all Hitler wanted to end the war, just not the way it ended. You’re pretending that we have we have no other options. Our hearts all break for the suffering and loss and death. But you know what will be even worse? World War II. Yes, I’m sure your heart in quotation marks is breaking. But in your little zero sum formulation, you are correct. Total capitulation by Ukraine, loss of all their mineral wealth, and no security guarantees is still better than World War II for now. But you know, everything sounds better if the only other option you’re presenting us is World War II. You can listen to the Amelia Perez composer freestyle another verse at the Oscars or World War II. Eventually, you will agree to hear another verse by hair. These guys are so up Trump’s ass. They can’t even admit that this meeting was Russia’s wet dream. The world is now watching how Trump behaves and acts when he’s pressed. I thought he stood up for America that we’re a good people. We want to help you, but we’re going to be respected. So, I think Moscow is probably more afraid of Trump than ever. Yes, people get terribly afraid when someone viciously takes their side. They must be quaking in their What do Russians wear on their feet? I don’t. Is it shoes inside other shoes and then they get very small until the last shoe that you take off is a tiny shoe and you you’re really you’re positive this has got to be the last shoe and then but no, you’re a little baby tiny shoe. Little baby. Little baby. Tiny tree. No, you don’t. [Applause] You know what? Uh Putin must be quaking. Let’s get the This is the actual Russian state television view on Russia’s fearfulness. The new administration is rapidly changing all foreign policy configurations. This largely coincides with our vision. America said, “Do whatever you want. It has nothing to do with us. It’s such a pleasure to watch.” Basically, he is taking our bread and butter. We wanted to saw the Western world into pieces, but he decided to saw through it himself. Not only are the Russians not fearful, they’re delighted. Do you know how hard it is to delight a Russian? There’s only two ways to do it. Break up the Western Democratic order or bear on roller skates. It’s the only two ways. Or so social media dash cam death. Three things really. Look, none of this is to say Zilinski handled this meeting well. Everyone knows by now Trump’s love language is subservience. If he calls your wife ugly, you praise him. If he calls you wittle, you run his state department. And if you’re a foreign leader who wants to be on good terms with America, you got to butter Trump up like he’s Texas toast. British PM Kirst Thur knows how it’s done. It is my pleasure to bring um from his majesty the king um a letter. He sends his best wishes. Um it’s an invitation uh for a second state visit. Uh this is really special. This has never happened before. This is unprecedented. Um and um I think that just symbolizes uh the strength of the relationship between us. So this is a very special letter. That’s how you do it. Zalinski It’s a letter from the year. It’s got a wax seal on it. It was brought here by Harry Potter’s owl. What a delight. The the king is throwing you a ball. You’ll be the bell of the ball. And then I’ll sweep your chimney. Zalinski shouldn’t have gone in there with Russia hasn’t abided by any ceasefire agreement so we can’t trust him. He should have gone in there with a dessert cart and a Kev hotel opportunity. So this meeting has deeply wounded America’s alliance with Ukraine as well as the rest of Europe and the pundittocracy is having a hard time figuring out the strategy. I worry that the the president is actually not interested in a deal about Ukraine and and but I don’t understand it. The question now, Jim, is what happens in Europe? How does this make America great again? It just does not make any sense. You poor dumb bastards. It makes perfect sense. If only you watched professional wrestling. Do you get it? It was a heel turn. I’ll explain it again. It was a heel turn designed to create the alliance Trump always wanted in the first place. What’s to understand? Trump and the Republicans like Putin better. Just listen to Putin. The radical neoliberalism destroying traditional values. the obsessive emphasis on race. Modern cancel culture. It turns into reverse discrimination. Reverse racism. They invented five or six genders. Transformers. Trans. You see, I do not even understand what it is. Share toilets for boys and girls. Cats marrying dogs. Uh Will and Grace reboot. I mean, come on. It sounds like Putin is primary Marjorie Taylor Green from the right. A woman who, by the way, gives up the whole point of this realignment. The Ukrainian government is attacking Christians. Russia is not doing that. They’re not attacking Christianity. As a matter of fact, they seem to be protecting it by bombing other Christians. So, everyone’s wondering, why isn’t Trump aligning himself with the West? In his mind he is western civilization not Europe. To most of us Russia is not that because we and historically everyone has used the west to mean western values. Europe represents the expansion of liberties advocated by great enlightenment thinkers like Lach Voltater and Rouso. But to MAGA this is Europe. It’s gay. Super gay. When MAGA talks about Western civilization, they mean the Knights Templar. Still pretty gay, I got to say, but excitingly so. But that’s the thing. It’s not democracy versus dictatorship or capitalism versus communism anymore. It’s woke versus unwoke. And Russia is not woke. They’re very tired. They’re comeos. It wasn’t decided in a particularly volatile meeting on Friday. You got to give credit where credit is due to MAGA architect Steve Bannon. They’ve been working on taking out the EU for a while now. It’s a global revolt. It’s a zeitgeist. We’re on the right side of history. The beating heart of the globalist project is in Brussels. If I drive the stake through the vampire, the whole thing will start to dissipate. We’ll call it the movement or the cause or something like that. And that’s literally when we take over the EU. Holy What a concise, centrally planned social engineering scheme. But here we are, the end result of a scripted arc that culminates in America betraying its old alliance for the lore of a strongman partnership that carves up the world’s rich bounties and places classic democratic values behind transactional convenience. So say it with me, conspiracy theorists. By design, it’s a new world order. So Europe, sadly, if I may, [Applause] When the vice president and a highle US delegation flies in tomorrow, there will be no big grand welcome. No American flags flying in the streets and no photo ops with locals. 85% of Greenlanders do not want to be part of the United States, according to a recent poll. Would you like to be American? Oh, no. Not really. The leaders here have been clear. Greenland is not up for grabs and the American delegation is not invited. Wow. They’re holding out signs that say Greenland belongs to indigenous people. Uh America is like, “Oh, you have no idea how much we don’t care about that. Here’s some measles.” Now, I mean, Greenland does not want to make America great again. In fact, they want the opposite. The idea prompting protests along with a different kind of MAGA hat. This one reading, make America go away. That’s right. Make America go away. Uh I do love the tone. It’s very Uh I mean they should make one that says, “Oh, seriously, America, just kill yourself already.” So basically the people of Greenland really hate JD Vance in particular which means as always Donald Trump is right. They really are ready to be Americans. But Donald Trump is no average world leader and Saudi Arabia knows how to cater to a man with such refined tastes. Saudi Arabia had a McDonald’s mobile truck come on site so that President Trump could have his favorite McDonald’s. Perfect. Perfect. Oh, I got to tell you, it is nice to see they got another use out of the horses once they were done with that ice score. It’s good to know. It’s good. It’s good. It’s good. You got to hand it to the Saudis, though. know the fastest way to Trump’s heart is through his stomach out the colon with a a little bit staying behind in his arteries, you know, but not everything in the royal kingdom was to Trump’s liking. Now, after they arrived, the Saudis served some coffee, but while everyone else drank theirs, Donald Trump just held his in his hand the whole time. Look at that. Look at that. Right. It looks like he was waiting to give a urine sample to the nurse. [Applause] Yeah, I got to tell I get this. Honestly, I get it. Unfamiliar coffee on a trip is risky. One sip is all it takes to go from travelers constipation to travelers you guys go without me. I’m going to hang out in the room for a while. Smart move. It’s a smart move, Mr. President. You don’t want to throw a wrench into that perfect gut biome you’ve created. Now, that being said, that being said, Trump maybe regretted not taking that caffeine shot a few minutes later. Muhammad bin Salman is saying, “We need a resolution on a Palestinian state.” And I don’t necessarily recall several years ago, pre-occtober 7th, as that being a demand that he had necessarily stated publicly. Do you think his position has changed or do you think the way he has expressed himself has that changed? Mr. President, come on. You can’t fall asleep there. This isn’t an intelligence briefing. Come on, man. Look, look, it’s not actually a big deal for the president to have jet lag. I’m not so much of an that I make fun of someone for knotting off a bit on a trip. But you know who is that much of an Joe Bud. The guy can fall asleep instantly with the with the press watching. Who the hell wants to sleep with these people watching? And he’s out cold. You see the dribble coming down the side of his chair. Well, well, well. Look who’s sleeping now. Well, well, well. I tell you what. I tell you what, Joe Biden, you must be loving. Oh, and he’s passed out. Never mind. Never mind. Of course, it’s in the Saudis interest to give Trump the royal treatment. But I’m I’m sure the president of the United States understands that the Saudi crown prince is not without baggage. just a few years ago that he murdered an American journalist. So, I’m sure the president will keep a healthy distance from the crown prince. I like him a lot. I like him too much. That’s why we give so much. You know, too much. I like you too much. I agree. You might like him too much. [Applause] It was it was a very nice start to this trip abroad where he’ll visit not just Saudi Arabia but then Qatar and then the UAE. But you might be wondering why did Trump pick these countries for his first foreign trip. Well, there’s a strong geopolitical balance of I’ming with you [Music] corruption. His sons, who now run the Trump Organization, have lucrative real estate deals in the works in all three countries the president is visiting. Yeah, the Trump boys have projects in all three countries. I never thought I’d say this, but but can’t these countries go back to doing something more constructive like funding terrorism? But Donald Trump doesn’t see any of these business conflicts as a problem. In fact, if anything, he’s taking conflicts to a to a new height as as in heights like like like the sky. We turn to the uproar over the $400 million gift from the government of Cutter tonight. A luxury 747 jumbo jet to be used as Air Force One until the end of Trump’s term when the White House says it would be decommissioned and donated to the Trump library. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I I think we could stop pretending that this airplane is going to be transferred to his presidential library. This is like the news reporting your aunt is bringing her good friend Linda to Thanksgiving. They’re L cter people. That’s what’s happening. Okay, look now. Apart from being a security concern and a potential bribe, it seems clearly unconstitutional to give the president a gift like this. You know what? What do I know? Attorney General Pam Bondi, what say you? Attorney General Pam Bondi says the gift is quote legally permissible and not a bribe because Trump isn’t giving Cutter anything in return. There you There you have it. Right. Trump hasn’t given them anything and it’s been like 36 hours. You know, I I trust her. She’s the attorney general. You know, just just a quick fact check. What did she do before she was the attorney general? We should point out that Bondi previously worked as a foreign lobbyist for the nation ofQatar earning about $115,000 a month. Right. Right. You know, it looks bad, but if you have to understand, that’s that’s a lot of money. And money feels good to have and to spend. So now I get it. [Applause] It’s getting a little embarrassing watching Trump fly around the Middle East getting sword dances and free jets. I mean, is he is he going to do any actual policy stuff? I will be ordering the cessation of sanctions against Syria in order to give them a chance at great peace. Well, you know what? I spoke too soon. This seems like maybe maybe actually a good idea. You know, Syria has just thrown off decades of dictatorship. And Trump thinks the new government deserves a chance to find its feet free of US sanctions. Maybe I was wrong. Maybe I was wrong about this guy. You know, he doesn’t just think about himself. Uh, Syria’s new president, Ahmed Al-Shara, reportedly offered to build a Trump Tower in Damascus. God damn it. God damn it. I spoke too soon about speaking too soon. But hey, you know what? Good on you, Syria. Whatever it takes. And you know what, PBS? Maybe you could learn a lesson from this. Instead of whining about Trump cutting children’s programming, have you thought of offering him a Trump Tower on Sesame Street? You know, could be a win-win. Let’s kick things off with President Trump’s uh meeting with the president of South Africa today. And because it’s Donald Trump, things got weird. Death. Death. Death. Horrible. Death. Death. I don’t know. What a host. Death. Uh. Death. Death. Uh. Hey. Hey. Do you want a Diet Coke? Yeah. Death. Uh, horrible death. That’s now the reason uh Trump turned this White House event into a murder podcast, is that Trump is convinced that there is a white genocide going on in South Africa, which of course means there is no white genocide happening in South Africa. It’s not even mathematically impossible. I mean, you’ll never run out of white South Africans when one of them is making 5,000 kids a week. But but still, Trump thinks there is one. And you know, he cares about it because he said white genocide. It’s like someone told him, “Hey, it’s not just a genocide. It’s a white genocide. You know, the bad kind.” And Trump’s like, “Oh get him in.” But but don’t worry, South African president, there’s a way out of this. Cutter got Trump a plane. What sweet, sweet bribe did you bring him? I brought you a really fantastic golf uh book weighs 14 kg and it showcases the golf courses in our country. Yeah, you that up. You lost Trump at book and uh you you definitely lost him at kilograms. If you really want to impress Trump, you should have given him one of your golf courses. Then Trump would be like, “Hell yeah. Sorry, white South Africans, if that’s even a real thing.” Thoughts and prayers. [Applause] The real reason Donald Trump rushed home to Washington was to deal with the war between Israel and Iran. And the big question was, was he rushing home to help negotiate an end to the war or to bring America into the war? It’s the most important decision a nation can make and one that we’ve whiffed on for the last like 10 20 30 40 it doesn’t matter. The point is point is it’d be really reassuring to know that the president has a clear and consistent plan. So Mr. President, are you looking for war or a ceasefire? We’re not looking for a ceasefire. I didn’t say I was looking for a ceasefire. Oh Okay. He’s not looking for a ceasefire. We’re looking at better than ceasefire. Oh, great. Yeah. Better than a ceasefire. Ceasefire plus. That’s great. I hate watching ads. That’s wonderful. This is good news. I’m glad you’re going to negotiate with Iran. I don’t know. I’m not too much in the mood to negotiate. Okay. All right. Not in the mood. Okay. The president’s not vibing on negotiations then. So, it’s war because who would negotiate besides you, Mr. President? He’s considering sending the vice president to negotiate with the Iranians. You know, I think this is fantastic. JD Vance is a great choice to negotiate. The Iranians will agree to anything to get him the out of there. You know what? And it’s great for peace because if Trump is negotiating, it sounds like we’re not going to flatten Tyrron anytime soon. The president warned everyone in Iran’s capital city to flee, posting, “Everyone should immediately evacuate Tran with no additional explanation.” You know what? I could use some additional explanation. Mr. President, I I am more confused than ever. Please just just sum up your explanation in one clean tweet. President Trump has just posted new comments directed at Iran. We know exactly where the so-called supreme leader is hiding. He is an easy target, but is safe there. We are not going to take him out. And then in parenthesis, kill. At least not for now. Okay. So, we know where the Ayatollah is, but he’s safe. We could kill him, but we won’t for now. Maybe later. We’ll find out next on the Golden Bachelorette. Okay. I mean, how does one tweet and have six different positions? I mean, clearly we’re not going to get any clarity from listening to President Trump. Maybe maybe other people in his inner circle can shed some light on America’s position. Tucker Carlson, huge supporter of the president. What do you think of the war? I just don’t want my country to be further weakened or destroyed by another one of these wars. And boy, if you can’t connect the dots after 25 years of this, you’re either too dumb to participate in the conversation or you’re just a liar who doesn’t care. Wow. Wow. I mean, Tucker, he hasn’t been this distraught since the WNBA got popular. Okay, Mr. President, I hope you understand what Tucker Carlson is saying. I don’t know what Tucker Carlson is saying. Let him go get a television network and say it so the people listen. Thank you. Snap. Trump’s like, “Go on TV and say it, you bitch.” That’s right. You can’t because you got kicked off Fox News for lying about me winning the 2020 election, which I appreciate, you So, yes, Trump is not on the same page as Tucker, and he seems to be at odds with some of the other top MAGA minds as well. The American people have been brainwashed into into believing that America has to engage in these foreign wars in order for for us to survive. And it’s absolutely not true. Oh my god. I can’t believe I’m agreeing with Marjorie Taylor Green. I’m at war with myself. This can’t be right. Keep playing the clip. I’m sure I’ll find something to disagree with her on. They don’t want to hear about politics. They want to be able to afford food and they want to be able to afford gas and they just want to have fun for once in their life. They want to have fun. Yes, I still agree with her. For once in their life, Americans just want to have fun. I don’t want a war. I want to dance. Although, you know what? I’m I’m pretty sure Americans do know how to have fun regardless of international conflicts. I’ve never gotten a text saying, “Hey, bro. Territorial dispute in the South China Sea. barbecue’s canled. So, doesn’t seem like Trump is listening to the anti-war wing of his party. Maybe he’ll listen to the anti-war wing of his own administration. Like Tulsi Gabbard, his own director of national intelligence. Tulsi Gabbard testified in March that that the intelligence community said Iran wasn’t building a nuclear weapon. Okay. What she said, I think they were very close to having one. This is the benefit of appointing unqualified crazy people to your team. You could always be like, “Do you know how crazy and unqualified she is? I don’t care what she said.” So Trump is beefing with the anti-war wing of his party and dismissing intelligence from his own cabinet, showing that Iran is not actually building nukes. It certainly seems to be leaning in a let’s do a World War III direction. And weirdly enough, the final confirmation might be pizza. According to an account on X called the Pentagon Pizza Report, nearly all pizza establishments nearby the Pentagon have experienced a huge surge in activity. Here’s why. When US military personnel face a national emergency, they work late into the night and can’t leave their desks. At 8:57 p.m. Thursday, the Pentagon Pizza Report reported that the closest and second closest Dominoes to the Pentagon had surged in traffic. Oh my god, we’re going to war. Or everyone at the Pentagon just got divorced at the same time. Look, I don’t know how things are going to end, but it it seems like they’re trending in a bad direction. I will say this, though. If you told me after election day that within four months of Trump’s presidency, I’d be staring at a Domino’s pizza tracker to figure out if we’re going to enter the final war of mankind. I’d have said that’s about right. [Applause] Up until now, Trump has justified the terrorists by saying it’s to balance trade or protect national security or some other stuff he absolutely doesn’t understand. But now he’s just using it to help Brazilian Trump stay out of prison. A major escalation in President Trump’s global trade war with the president releasing a letter announcing a 50% tariff on imports from Brazil starting August 1st. Mr. Trump specifically pointing to the ongoing prosecution of one of his longtime allies, Brazil’s former president Jaair Bolsinaro. A show of support for the far-right politician facing charges for an alleged coup to overturn his 2022 election loss. The president calling Bolsinaro’s trial before the Brazilian Supreme Court, quote, a witch hunt that should end immediately. Yo, what the is this? So, Brazilian Trump gets arrested for trying to do Brazilian Gen 6 and now I have to pay more for coffee. That is not how it works, Mr. President. If you have a disagreement with a South American government, you don’t impose tariffs. You do things the American way and have the CIA overthrow them. And it’s not just Brazilian coffee we’re going to uh pay tariffs on. There’s Brazilian orange juice, nuts, jiu-jitsu moves, and don’t forget Brazilian buttlfts with That’s right. With 50% tariffs, there’s going to be a lot of people in America walking around with just one giant ass cheek. [Applause] You know what? I I I think I prefer this. [Applause] And Americans might be wondering why Bolsonaro is in trouble in the first place, but let me explain. You see, in other countries, they actually arrest leaders who try to coup. I know, I know it’s a different system. It’s like how the rest of the world has a metric system and America has feet and pounds or however the you measure how much beef you’re shoving into your fat faces. Let’s move on from the war Trump is trying to stop to the one he’s trying to start. The one with Iran. Uh they’ve been real pissy at Trump just because he dropped the world’s biggest bomb on them. Okay, get over it. That was like two weeks ago. And now some Irinians are suggesting that they could strike back in a very specific way. A senior adviser to Iran Supreme Leader now issuing assassination threats against President Trump, reportedly telling local media, quote, “Trump has done something that he can no longer sunbathe in Mara Lago as he lies there with his stomach to the sun. A small drone might hit him in the naval.” It’s very simple. [Music] Let let me be clear. This isn’t just an attack on Trump. It’s an attack on all of America. Because now we all have to picture him with his bare belly glistening in the sun. Okay. No, no, no, no, no. I’m just I’m just kidding. You don’t You don’t have to picture it. I’ll show you. It’s beautiful. [Applause] I think I prefer this. Is this really a threat though? What? You’re going to hit his naval with a small drone? Like Iran went from building a nuclear bomb to we’re gonna turn his Audi into an innie. Are they threatening to assassinate him or poke him like he’s the Pillsbury Doughboy? Also, Iran, are you the only people in the world that can’t tell Donald Trump use a spray tan? He’s not in the sun. Okay. Are you looking at pictures of him like, damn, this guy must have spent all week at the beach? Trump hosted African leaders at the White House. Trump pressed them on important issues like migrant deportations and how Scar was actually the good guy. And you’re never going to believe what happened when Trump got in a room with a bunch of African presidents. He made it awkward. At the White House on Wednesday, Donald Trump praised the president of Liberia for his quote good English, even though English is the official language of Liberia. We just want to thank you so much for this opportunity. Well, thank you. And such good English. Such beautiful. Where did you Where did you learn to speak so beautifully? Where where were you educated? Where? Yes, sir. In Liberia. Yes, sir. Well, that’s very interesting. [Applause] Trump was totally blown away by this guy speaking his national language. Where where’ you learn to speak English? Like what? Liberia. Oh. Oh. Oh. We call them libraries. To be fair to Trump, the last African he was friends with was totally incomprehensible. And now And now he’s like, “Is this what Africans sound like when they’re not on ketamine? [Music]

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  1. Greenland cannot use "greendland belongs to us indigenous people".
    Native americans still fail at it. Palestinians still fail at it.
    USA has been targetting indigenous people in Native americans invasions, Hawaii invasion, Guam invasion, Palestine Gaza invasion, and of course america wants greenland native invasion !

  2. This administration has to go right now. I really don’t understand how did Americans voted for them at the last election. Very sad indeed.

  3. Knowing that the Pizza Hut in DC is the main source of food for the Pentagon I hope there is a complete deep background check of their employees

  4. I'm french and let le tell you, this is one of the best analysis of the global situation I've heard. 👏👏👏

  5. Zelensky's expected to be at the oval office next week, in regards of trump-poutine negociations. It will be interesting to see the outcome, although I'm also sorry to say that I've got a bad feeling about this. But please, Daily show, continue. WE NEED YOU EVERY DAYS! ESPECIALLY IN THESE HARD TIMES! Thank you!

  6. ​Barbara Walters' 1977 joint interview with Anwar Sadat and Menachem Begin was notable for bringing the two leaders together publicly and is considered a significant moment in the lead-up to their peace treaty. Donald Trump's meetings with Vladimir Putin, most recently in August 2025, have been described by both leaders as productive, but they have not yielded concrete agreements to end the ongoing conflict in Ukraine. Therefore, Walters' interview achieved more tangible progress in fostering direct communication for peace.

  7. Our COWARD, TRAITOR CHOSEN ONE, LOSER IN CHIEF, HUMILIATED AMERICA AGAIN!
    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!!!!

  8. With every fiber of my being I despise Trump, if you do not, and you’re rooting for this person, you are fundamentally mentally ill. It’s an observation in opinion, but I would assume from what I’m reading that the cult of Christianity and the cult of Maga are one in the same. This doesn’t end well.

  9. In front all of America, Trump and Vance showed their true colors. Backing a war criminal instead of standing up for freedom, democracy, the American way. How can you republicans not see that. But nope they conform to the backstabbing.

  10. I wish all the G7 members dressed like Zelinsky❤ Trump would’ve been the only one in a suit😂 that would have shown so much support for Zelinsky. It would’ve been like a slap and Trump’s face.

  11. Remember when the trump administration had Cyril Ramaphosa over at the white house and they brought in a clip of "The Gods must be crazy " movie… and Trump said to Cyril Ramaphosa, "look at how your citizens are acting!!" 😂😅… Trump is a fxxking idiot along with his cabinet morons.

  12. Trump and Vance are raging, completely indecent idiots. These are the people who our clown voters want to be led by!
    I have news for all of these clown voters. WWE is FAKE! Do you hear that? FAKE.
    Just like your president!

  13. Of course America doesn’t care about Land Back for Indigenous people but it’s also the reason they got caught displacing Palestinians and committing Genocide. They are not a democracy as they pretend to be to the rest of the world.

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