Geez, yeah Hans, what could be the reason that we hate you…?
Don’t tell anyone, but it’s actually a genetically altered cucumber in the shape of a tomato.
Atleast we can grow them Hans
If you’re deliberately buying Dutch tomatoes that’s on you Hans
And yet you keep buying them.
Have you not tried Sainsbury’s tomatoes? Literally just water
No wonder everyone in the UK is fat and eats nothing but takeaways. You can find good fruit & veg there, but 90% of what’s in the average supermarket is absolutely tasteless
I’ve heard some Nordics say Dutch tomatoes are the best. Goes great with fermented fishbladders.
And that’s the guy who enslaved half of the world to get spices.
We don’t hate you Hans. You just lack the money to eat nice tomatoes, as the budget Aldi and Lidl have to purchase a tomato does not exactly allow someone to focus on flavour. There are glasshouse grown tomatoes that are insanely flavourful, it’s just that no one is willing to pay a penny more in the Netherlands and Germany.
We do this in the meat industry too. Visited a slaughterhouse and a meat factory a few times. Can tell you amazing stories about what having the budget of Aldi or Lidl, and having the meat consumption that Germany has, does to an animal. You will never look the same again, at your schweinebrat.
Gotta avoid the trostomaten
Just for export so that we can get the good ones from Italy
Tbh, ill give it to the dutch, transforming every single form of aliments in bland shit its not easy.
Okay on a serious note as this is part of my career. The Netherlands is the 3rd or 4th biggest agricultural exporter in the world depending on your source. This goes from more finished products like cocoa powder to the basics like dairy and meat. However one of the things the Dutch are most probably the most advanced in on this planet is greenhouse cultivation. This means we are besides Southern Europe, one of the biggest producers of tomatoes and bell peppers. Often said to be watery, which is absolutely true, they make sure that prices for vegetables stay relatively low in surrounding countries, due to the sheer size of the production.
Lastly it takes the Netherlands approximately 60 to 75% less water on average to grow crops than for example the United States or other European countries
Yes but now our yields are 400 gorillan per Hectare
Flavour? What’s that?
nutritional value? Never heard of it
They pretty much killed the tasty tomato. Farmers are buying these shitty ass seeds because they are more productive, and everything tastes like nothing.
The thing that surprises me most about tomatoes from the Netherlands is that they smell like fish, and yes, it sucks.
On the other hand, it reminds me of an ex.
Because the rest of Europe does this. You long for the water.
Between eating tomatoes by bites and enjoying them to crispy water.
How tasteless are dutch tomatoes?
I have only eaten spanish tomatoes so I have no reference.
Reliable, cheap and commonly available are traits that sell. Just as taste. And taste is dependant on the individual. Bland taste is the safe option.
We sell Heineken to the savages. And they treat it as a great prestige beer..
Dutch W.
It is because your Bild already hurt our feelings back in 1992 calling our tomatoes Wasserbombe. You deserve nothing less than our worst tomatoes ever since.
Europe: Dutch tomatoes are bland.
Also Europe: stil buys them because they are 5 cent cheaper then good tasting tomatoes.
Dutch: takes the money, see you tomorow.
Europe: yes, and we will have the money to pay you. But they still taste shit.
Dutch: counting moneys
tbh that’s just industrially grown greenhouse tomatoes. Spanish ones are just as terrible
Dutch can only do on thing right:
~~Massive women with giant tiddies that can scratch your bell end just by saying GGGG~~
Potatoes
That’s after the Dutch found out that water is the cheapest ingredient they could find. And you know the Dutch and their cheapness. They invented copper wire when two of them were fighting over a cent, once.
So you’re telling me that a country that gets 280 days of rain per year produces tomatoes that taste like water? I’m shocked!
Not me tasting no difference in tomatoes in other countries 😅
They have found the fourth state of matter for water – solid, liquid, gaseous and Dutch tomato.
I thought all dutch produce was to feed animals. Do you guys actually eat it?!
One thing Bulgaria joining the EU will help you with. Their tomatoes are a god send.
They are trying to export all the water that is threatening them, so we all can become swamp Germans.
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Geez, yeah Hans, what could be the reason that we hate you…?
Don’t tell anyone, but it’s actually a genetically altered cucumber in the shape of a tomato.
Atleast we can grow them Hans
If you’re deliberately buying Dutch tomatoes that’s on you Hans
And yet you keep buying them.
Have you not tried Sainsbury’s tomatoes? Literally just water
No wonder everyone in the UK is fat and eats nothing but takeaways. You can find good fruit & veg there, but 90% of what’s in the average supermarket is absolutely tasteless
I’ve heard some Nordics say Dutch tomatoes are the best. Goes great with fermented fishbladders.
And that’s the guy who enslaved half of the world to get spices.
We don’t hate you Hans. You just lack the money to eat nice tomatoes, as the budget Aldi and Lidl have to purchase a tomato does not exactly allow someone to focus on flavour. There are glasshouse grown tomatoes that are insanely flavourful, it’s just that no one is willing to pay a penny more in the Netherlands and Germany.
We do this in the meat industry too. Visited a slaughterhouse and a meat factory a few times. Can tell you amazing stories about what having the budget of Aldi or Lidl, and having the meat consumption that Germany has, does to an animal. You will never look the same again, at your schweinebrat.
Gotta avoid the trostomaten
Just for export so that we can get the good ones from Italy
Tbh, ill give it to the dutch, transforming every single form of aliments in bland shit its not easy.
Okay on a serious note as this is part of my career. The Netherlands is the 3rd or 4th biggest agricultural exporter in the world depending on your source. This goes from more finished products like cocoa powder to the basics like dairy and meat. However one of the things the Dutch are most probably the most advanced in on this planet is greenhouse cultivation. This means we are besides Southern Europe, one of the biggest producers of tomatoes and bell peppers. Often said to be watery, which is absolutely true, they make sure that prices for vegetables stay relatively low in surrounding countries, due to the sheer size of the production.
Lastly it takes the Netherlands approximately 60 to 75% less water on average to grow crops than for example the United States or other European countries
Yes but now our yields are 400 gorillan per Hectare
Flavour? What’s that?
nutritional value? Never heard of it
They pretty much killed the tasty tomato. Farmers are buying these shitty ass seeds because they are more productive, and everything tastes like nothing.
The thing that surprises me most about tomatoes from the Netherlands is that they smell like fish, and yes, it sucks.
On the other hand, it reminds me of an ex.
Because the rest of Europe does this. You long for the water.
Between eating tomatoes by bites and enjoying them to crispy water.
How tasteless are dutch tomatoes?
I have only eaten spanish tomatoes so I have no reference.
Reliable, cheap and commonly available are traits that sell. Just as taste. And taste is dependant on the individual. Bland taste is the safe option.
We sell Heineken to the savages. And they treat it as a great prestige beer..
Dutch W.
It is because your Bild already hurt our feelings back in 1992 calling our tomatoes Wasserbombe. You deserve nothing less than our worst tomatoes ever since.
Europe: Dutch tomatoes are bland.
Also Europe: stil buys them because they are 5 cent cheaper then good tasting tomatoes.
Dutch: takes the money, see you tomorow.
Europe: yes, and we will have the money to pay you. But they still taste shit.
Dutch: counting moneys
tbh that’s just industrially grown greenhouse tomatoes. Spanish ones are just as terrible
Dutch can only do on thing right:
~~Massive women with giant tiddies that can scratch your bell end just by saying GGGG~~
Potatoes
That’s after the Dutch found out that water is the cheapest ingredient they could find. And you know the Dutch and their cheapness. They invented copper wire when two of them were fighting over a cent, once.
So you’re telling me that a country that gets 280 days of rain per year produces tomatoes that taste like water? I’m shocked!
Not me tasting no difference in tomatoes in other countries 😅
They have found the fourth state of matter for water – solid, liquid, gaseous and Dutch tomato.
I thought all dutch produce was to feed animals. Do you guys actually eat it?!
One thing Bulgaria joining the EU will help you with. Their tomatoes are a god send.
They are trying to export all the water that is threatening them, so we all can become swamp Germans.
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