As a Scot, I would say that we tick boxes: 2,3,4, obviously 5, and 7.
Where is the “pick a fight with anyone” option? Yeah, that one too.
This is image is too positive for this sub
Lmao, I wish. I do prefer this stereotype tho
I love yelling at Italians in German when I’m on my holidays, german is truly the best language to verbally abuse someone
You forgot
**Praising Allah 🇸🇪**
Portuguese is Spanish with ao
I JUST CAN’ LOOK, IH’S, KILLIN MEEEEE
French is also good for relentlessly pursuing your own interests, while smiling at your non-French colleagues and sticking a dagger in their backs at the same time.
This strategy is also known as “the French EU approach”, even though I don’t work as a public servant. But you’ll recognize the behaviour pretty quickly in your French and Belgian colleagues.
Please stop including the irrelevant country of Holland in these things
They used to put starving Ethiopians and impoverished people in slums on those Erasmus flyers btw. For 2 decades, I legit thought it was some kind of third world support programme to feed foreign students or finance their education.
To this day, my first thought when I see Erasmus is a top-down shot of a skinny African dude sitting in the sand wearing tribal garments. What the fuck. When did it really become a regular exchange programme mostly for EU students.
Damn so true, I talked with a Bulgarian and she doesn’t even speak English and somehow she understands Portuguese better than English
Hate it when I order a broodje gezond and a garnalenkroket and I have to fight the demon I accidentally summoned.
Finnish is even worse for understanding
I ain’t comfortable with this level of wholesomeness. I come here to get triggered (and to make fun of the Dutch)
Oh come on, dutch is not THAT bad
Best language for not being understood definitely sounds like a combination I would like to have on my resume just to annoy people
i feel you got it wrong… all the first 5 spots are just Italy
Geef me een klap Papazuzu
Trilingual Dutch speaker here, I can confirm I verbally abuse my dragon wife, but it’s more of a game and afterwards we sing pub songs while getting drunk 🙂
What happens in Erasmus stays in Erasmus
German’s a terrible language for verbally abusing somebody as it sounds the same no matter what. The only way of getting the point across is to act visibly angry and then it just looks like this:
I know it’s a meme, but out of the 4 languages I speak Germany is the worst for verbal abuse
I mean after gemanies abuse.
We needed something to protect ourselves.
But now we drive theire cars instead.
Missing the beautiful Swedish language please fill me in!
CAM ON AYLEEEEN
OH I SWEAR I’LL BE CLEAN
AS A WERTCHA
A WOOOAH A WOAH
BUH-DE-BERBER-BUDUDUDUDUDUH
Nobody knows the lyrics to that song, everyone ends up singing it.
I would swap German and English, being able to speak both German cannot compare to English when giving someone shit, especially if the other person understands.
Latin losing to Dutch is devastating for the Vatican City
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English is just purely for being obnoxiously drunk and looking for a scrap.
Welsh on the other hand is the true drunken sing song lingo!
Nothing like singing bread of heaven at 3am while your mates having a piss in a bus stop!
Italian is good for asking mama fo help.
I am no fan of Danish, but Finnish takes not being understood to a whole new level.
N̸̡͇͔͍̱̱̫̺̰̥͊͊͌͂͐͌̌̑̀̒͒̇̊́͠ͅę̵̲͖̩̃́͆̃̇̉̔͂̈́̐̑̉̂͝ü̶̧͕͚̞͉̜̩̘̜̺͚̤͋̾͂̂̓̀͐̇̊͊̍͑͂͜͝ḳ̴̞̤͖̩͇̯͍̋́̋̊̓̀͊͗̚̚͝ę̵̧̰͉̦̗̬̬̞̻͈̪̼̞͌̋n̸̢̘̹̞̺̮̖͌̌̑̇͗̿ ̶̗̞̦̂̐̏̌̐̒̈́͋̊̂̓̌̌̚̕i̵̛̜̭̜̠̥̞̭̪̱̻͕̓̈́́̄̿͑̽̃̏̇͋̃̚͜͠ͅņ̷̮̰̳͉͓͖̻̯̔́̇̒͂ ̴̥̩̦̋̀́͌͒̌̑̃̈͛̚͝d̶̪̺̣̀́͋͆́̈́ē̷̡̨̛̤̠̲̲̱̭̣̲̪̦͔̄͒̈́̾̔̓̔͛̕̕͝ ̷̺̱̃k̶̨̩̳̠̑̒͊͗̎̐́̈̂͋̽͘͝e̷̢̢̠̬̩̤̹̫̲̜̳̥̣͊̒̀̿́͆̆͋̍͋́͐̏̚ͅͅų̵̞̲̦̞̙͓̩͔̮͛̍̍̂͂̓͋̓͜k̴͉̩̖̹͍̮͂̑̈͑́̈̏̈́̌̅̕̕e̶̤̳̙̝̫̞̼͇͍̖̦̊̇̈̔̈̆̏͑͘͠͠͝͝ͅn̶̛̬̳̘͖̱͍̿͠!̷̜̖̫̘̣̭̣͑́̐̇͠͠
Most eldritch demons pet capita confirmed. 😈
As a Scot, I would say that we tick boxes: 2,3,4, obviously 5, and 7.
Where is the “pick a fight with anyone” option? Yeah, that one too.
This is image is too positive for this sub
Lmao, I wish. I do prefer this stereotype tho
I love yelling at Italians in German when I’m on my holidays, german is truly the best language to verbally abuse someone
You forgot
**Praising Allah 🇸🇪**
Portuguese is Spanish with ao
I JUST CAN’ LOOK, IH’S, KILLIN MEEEEE
French is also good for relentlessly pursuing your own interests, while smiling at your non-French colleagues and sticking a dagger in their backs at the same time.
This strategy is also known as “the French EU approach”, even though I don’t work as a public servant. But you’ll recognize the behaviour pretty quickly in your French and Belgian colleagues.
Please stop including the irrelevant country of Holland in these things
They used to put starving Ethiopians and impoverished people in slums on those Erasmus flyers btw. For 2 decades, I legit thought it was some kind of third world support programme to feed foreign students or finance their education.
To this day, my first thought when I see Erasmus is a top-down shot of a skinny African dude sitting in the sand wearing tribal garments. What the fuck. When did it really become a regular exchange programme mostly for EU students.
Damn so true, I talked with a Bulgarian and she doesn’t even speak English and somehow she understands Portuguese better than English
Hate it when I order a broodje gezond and a garnalenkroket and I have to fight the demon I accidentally summoned.
Finnish is even worse for understanding
I ain’t comfortable with this level of wholesomeness. I come here to get triggered (and to make fun of the Dutch)
Oh come on, dutch is not THAT bad
Best language for not being understood definitely sounds like a combination I would like to have on my resume just to annoy people
i feel you got it wrong… all the first 5 spots are just Italy
Geef me een klap Papazuzu
Trilingual Dutch speaker here, I can confirm I verbally abuse my dragon wife, but it’s more of a game and afterwards we sing pub songs while getting drunk 🙂
What happens in Erasmus stays in Erasmus
German’s a terrible language for verbally abusing somebody as it sounds the same no matter what. The only way of getting the point across is to act visibly angry and then it just looks like this:
I know it’s a meme, but out of the 4 languages I speak Germany is the worst for verbal abuse
I mean after gemanies abuse.
We needed something to protect ourselves.
But now we drive theire cars instead.
Missing the beautiful Swedish language please fill me in!
CAM ON AYLEEEEN
OH I SWEAR I’LL BE CLEAN
AS A WERTCHA
A WOOOAH A WOAH
BUH-DE-BERBER-BUDUDUDUDUDUH
Nobody knows the lyrics to that song, everyone ends up singing it.
I would swap German and English, being able to speak both German cannot compare to English when giving someone shit, especially if the other person understands.
Latin losing to Dutch is devastating for the Vatican City
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