GWAD-I wouldn’t be intimate with you with a rented GOP pussy.
No. All Republican leadership must do the following in this order:
1. Release the Epstein list unredacted.
2. Everyone in the administration must resign.
3. The entire inner circle must admit to tampering with the 2024 results and appoint Kamala as the rightful president as well as turn themselves in for treason.
4. Support progressive policies from now until the heat death of the universe no matter what.
Do that, and then maybe, MAYBE, we’ll ease up.
Oh honey, that might be what she is telling you, but that’s not the reason.
Wife? He means his couch right?
Has his wife even thanked us?
He deserves never having sex again. The catch is, that having the incel tendencies that he has, it will only make him angrier and meaner, leading to all kinds of terrible things when the cheeseburgers catch up to TACO.
I don’t know why he allows his Davenport to speak to him that way! Maybe she just needs a new plastic cover?
Asking for compassion? How’s your compassion towards others…. ?
Is this real?!
He can find a couch!
Has anyone gotten a thank you card from his wife yet.
I think she’s just using that as an excuse because of the cuck he is.
Is this real? If so, I love that his wife has an actual excuse to be repulsed by him which is to say, she’s just repulsed by him.
Obviously your wife has.
My money is that she’s thinking about Justin Trudeau.
Is this real?
weird that he calls the sofa his wife?
These purely fake posts representing themselves as fact aren’t really funny. It’s just a lie.
Lies aren’t satire.
This sub thrives when the humor is sharp and rooted in reality. But when posts like this use doctored images or fake quotes presented as fact, that isn’t satire, it’s misinformation.
It weakens the community because it gives opponents easy ammo to dismiss us with “look, they have to make things up.” Real satire is powerful because it’s obviously exaggerated, not because it spreads lies.
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Wait is this a real post?
https://preview.redd.it/y2pyx71tvdkf1.jpeg?width=1176&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f184c68e4dc898c6d218d36f9374f718e73a1e0
It’s what you get for being an asshole, now go fuck another couch!
Nope…aaand you deserve it
Has he tried saying thank you?
No
The only wife who sends her husband to the couch, but as a little treat.
Sounds like we’re doing your wife a favor
Grab a couch, big boy
Last i heard she made him sleep on the couch.
I don’t feel sorry for him, there are plenty of lonely couch seats out there.
Is this a real post from him? I can’t tell anymore
This photo isn’t why your wife doesn’t want to sleep with you.
Is this a real tweet?
“She won’t even send me to the couch anymore!”
– JD Vance
Dildo Baggins can’t get laid!!
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…..
^(no)
https://preview.redd.it/mwxqnkbu1ekf1.jpeg?width=1011&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0127704531b3fb65e62e034c865e8ca32b3bb4d5
By wife, does he mean the couch?
Has he said thank you yet?
No. Keep it coming.
No way this is real lmao
https://preview.redd.it/ac9i7wbs2ekf1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14fc2ecd94fb0bf0ad5ac73144058256125c6f2a
https://preview.redd.it/w9t27v2r2ekf1.jpeg?width=790&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73d0de02b139299d93c39940d76d118ebee21b1c
JD’s idea of an orgy
Is this real?
She’s just using it as an excuse to not touch him.
Naming one’s couch is strange enough, but calling it „Wife“ is a bit too far…
https://preview.redd.it/7sgec12g3ekf1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=721fca27f0e64c6793727e7f0859e37c4ed3e438
Sounds like it’s his wife who’s had enough.
GWAD-I wouldn’t be intimate with you with a rented GOP pussy.
No. All Republican leadership must do the following in this order:
1. Release the Epstein list unredacted.
2. Everyone in the administration must resign.
3. The entire inner circle must admit to tampering with the 2024 results and appoint Kamala as the rightful president as well as turn themselves in for treason.
4. Support progressive policies from now until the heat death of the universe no matter what.
Do that, and then maybe, MAYBE, we’ll ease up.
Oh honey, that might be what she is telling you, but that’s not the reason.
Wife? He means his couch right?
Has his wife even thanked us?
He deserves never having sex again. The catch is, that having the incel tendencies that he has, it will only make him angrier and meaner, leading to all kinds of terrible things when the cheeseburgers catch up to TACO.
I don’t know why he allows his Davenport to speak to him that way! Maybe she just needs a new plastic cover?
Asking for compassion? How’s your compassion towards others…. ?
Is this real?!
He can find a couch!
Has anyone gotten a thank you card from his wife yet.
I think she’s just using that as an excuse because of the cuck he is.
Is this real? If so, I love that his wife has an actual excuse to be repulsed by him which is to say, she’s just repulsed by him.
Obviously your wife has.
My money is that she’s thinking about Justin Trudeau.
Is this real?
weird that he calls the sofa his wife?
These purely fake posts representing themselves as fact aren’t really funny. It’s just a lie.
Lies aren’t satire.
This sub thrives when the humor is sharp and rooted in reality. But when posts like this use doctored images or fake quotes presented as fact, that isn’t satire, it’s misinformation.
It weakens the community because it gives opponents easy ammo to dismiss us with “look, they have to make things up.” Real satire is powerful because it’s obviously exaggerated, not because it spreads lies.
This crap shouldn’t be allowed.
dude is this real
edit: ok it’s not real
Not real unfortunately
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