Judge Releases Teens Charged in ‘Big Balls’ Assault in Blow to Trump

https://www.thedailybeast.com/judge-releases-teens-charged-in-big-balls-assault-in-blow-to-trump/

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  1. >The teens, a boy and a girl, both 15 and from Maryland, had been held at Washington, D.C.’s

    Wait, wait, wait. Big Balls got beat down by two 15 year olds?

    This whole DC thing is because of this? Talk about dropping the ~~lead~~ lede mainstream media.

  2. >Right-wing commentator Eric Daugherty expressed his disbelief at the decision and Briggs, who was appointed by former President Joe Biden.

    >“WTF: DEI Judge Kendra Briggs, appointed by Joe Biden, RELEASED the violent youth attackers of DOGE’s Big Balls from juvenile custody in Washington DC. The placement of these judges all across our nation is doing irreparable harm,” he wrote on X.

    In case anyone needed more proof that the right just uses “DEI” as a replacement for the n-word.

  3. Trump, Big Balls, and Blow all in the same sentence 🥴

  4. What was an adult doing hanging around minors anyway. Oh, wait, this is the Trump administration we are talking about here.

    We don’t know why, but we can guess.

  5. I’m guessing Big Balls perved on a 15 year old girl, and the girl’s friend, another child, beat Big Balls bigly.

  6. So pardoning Jan 6 insurrectionists is all good, but moving two teens to essentially house arrest is outrageous. Got it.

  7. I love when accounts from the news site shares their own paywalled article. Chef’s kiss.

  8. Trump took over DC because Blue Balls got beat up by a 15yo girl?

  10. Big Balls sounds like a pedophile in the making, hitting on a 15 year old, and then got the beat down for being a salacious pervert.

    I’m not condoning violence. These teens are not thugs and while made a bad choice to physically assault ‘Not Big Balls,’ they did not car jack anyone, and are being punished accordingly.

    MAGA is a movement for disgusting perverts.

  11. D.C. is under siege by Trump because one of his fellow pedophile perv DOGE employees was hitting on a 15 year old girl and her 15 year old boyfriend stood up to him with her.

    Every hero held up by MAGA turns out to be a turd.

    They really should have kept this one out of the news instead of try to spin it to political advantage.

  12. He is no longer “Big Balls”. He is now officially “Numb Nuts”

  13. a military lockdown because some dickhead tried to pick up an underage teen and got his ass locked is the most on brand event for this administration

  15. So Trump is just protecting a fellow pedo? Seems on brand.

  17. While at some point in history I may have had some sympathy for such an incident, however after seeing how the right (including republican politicians) behaved after Paul Pelosi was attacked, I have little to none.

    “Big Balls” here was hitting on a 15 year old and then got his ass handed to him by other kids.

  18. >School and home, that’s it,” Briggs told the teens in a hearing Thursday in D.C. Superior Court.“ The fact that this court is stepping you down from Youth Services Center is a serious step.”

    Of course they’re going to concoct an outrage over very normal and strict release conditions.

  19. Wait… A wannabe pedophile was trying to pedophile and got beat down for this so he calls uncle pedophile to arrest the children for not allowing themselves to be victims of pedophilia?

  20. Context matters.

    Big Balls was cruising a neighborhood known as DC’s prostitution hotbed. He’s underage at 19 and was out there at 3am with his “date” and got assaulted by two minors.

    Yet the story is that he fought off 8 carjackers? Like how big is his car?

    Kinda sounds like the official story is full of shit.

  21. Just shows how big of wussies the Republicans really are. Inundating D.C. with soldiers all because two teenagers got the best of one of their losers…

  23. – The Sinking of the USS Maine
    – The Gulf of Tonkin Incident
    – Big Balls Beaten Up by Children

  24. So this is all about a 19 year old trying to sexually assault a 15 year old!?! Shit apple doesn’t fall far from the shit administration.

  25. So “Big Balls” got beat up by a 15yo after he tried to Solicit a 15yo girl for prostitution at 3AM in an area of DC known for prostitutes. Lulz

    DC got occupied by the national guard to protect Pedos. Thats a running theme with Trumps Administration.

  26. I really hope an actual journalist gets an interview with them.

    I’d really like to hear firsthand what went down, and I think they are going to be the most honest of anyone involved.

  29. Let’s use Edward Coristine’s real name and not give him the benefit of mystique.

  30. So basically, “Big Balls” tried to commit statutory rape and got beaten down by the pair of teens in self defense.

    I have never seen a more undeserved nickname. This guy is a little weasel.

  31. Perfect. Alpha male ” big balls ” gets his ass kicked by a 15 year old girl. So on brand for maga.

  32. So 2 15 year olds beat up one douche named big balls and the national guard takes over the capital?

    How many school shootings have we had and there been 0 Gun control actions???

  33. Oh man got his ass handed to him by two 15 year olds over sexual harassment, that of picture of him bloodied up on the sidewalk is even more cathartic 

  34. If you’re looking for consistency here, the Republican adult was trying to have sex with a 15 year old kid, and Trump wants to prosecute everybody who tried to stop him. The 2 kids told the same story to police, per recent reports. Earlier reports indicated Big Balls thought the child was a prostitute.

  35. So, he was just doing what The Trump would do. Hit on a 15 y/o!

  36. Is kiddie fiddling a requirement to be MAGA or is it just a recommendation?

  37. Isn’t it interesting Trump is protecting this flying monkey in a case involving 15 year olds defending themselves from lecherous rape attempts. So much so that he puts the military on the streets of DC. This tells me that he will stop at nothing to protect himself and other fellow pedophiles.

  38. This is NOT a blow to Trump. As if this little twat was actually assaulted by two 15 year olds. It just seemed like another poorly orchestrated event to give Trump the excuse to declare martial law. Trump’s team had a few extra fake blood packets left over from his other staged “assassination” so they slapped them on ol’ Gargle Nuts, tussled his hair and shirt a bit, and then laid on the ground for a photo op.

  40. I just noticed looking at the photo of the doge guy that it looks like he’s only bleeding from the nose and he just spread blood over the rest of himself

  41. When a few teenagers get in a fight, you can’t just lock up the winner forever. It sounds like they are being monitored.

    How about all the January 6th rioters who got pardoned after bashing cops’ skulls?

  42. Wait. So Trump wants DC under martial law because Big Balls harassed a fifteen year old girl? And he wants to give Big Balls a the medal of freedom for it?

    Actually that totally tracks.

  43. lol…all of this federal takeover is based on this Big Balls punk getting his ass kicked by a 15 year old girl? You cannot make this shit up…

  44. Every minute that the dems don’t spend referencing either Epstein or the fact that the administration is employing a 20-something y/o sex pest named Big Balls is a wasted minute.

  46. Can we, as adults, stop calling this fucking guy “Big Balls” and just call him by his name? It’s so childish

  47. WTF. Two 15 year olds beat him up? And one was…a girl? LOLOL

  48. Remember that hoax when Epsteins best buddy faked getting shot?

  49. Sorry kid. You can’t go by “Big Balls” if two kids kick the shit out of you.

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