Wessex (South)

Mercia (Midlands)

Northumbria (North)

A more nuanced eastern England

Central London (City of London, Westminster, Canary Wharf) isn't England, just a UN territory.

by Kajafreur

16 comments
  1. If the north was any county it’d surely be Yorkshire, we make most of it up

  2. If we’re doing the Heptarchy, can Lindsey get independence too?

  3. Spot on, except Gloucestershire and Oxfordshire are in Wessex not Mercia.

  4. I’m from Devon and completely resent any attempt to amalgamate us with the Wessex invaders.

    We long for a liberated and prosperous Dumnonia.

  5. Luv me Wessex, Luv me Alfred, Luv me Cerdic. ‘Ate Natanleod, ‘Ate Britons (Cerdic is one of the good uns), ‘Ate Vikings. Just want me Wessex back, simple as. Cheers.

  6. So are East Anglia  and Essex Midlands or South then?

  7. London will be annexed into Mercia, it’s rightful Sovereigns.

  8. Too much home counties going in in Wessex.

    Put a fence down from Brean to Bridport and back off.

  9. Devon’s certainly more Brithonic than Wessex leaning.

  10. What is the obsession with north/south? Seems like almost daily someone is posting a version of the question (this being one of the better looking).
    (Asking from the US where north/south means a whole bunch of things, mostly related to civil rights. )

  11. Northumbria playing for Bradford City in this scenario.

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