Could be a new line of commercials for home depot.
“Your taste in home decor sucks but you can do it and Home Depot can help. From the Whitehouse to the trailer park we have home furnishing for every style even those with no style. Want to make one of the timeless pieces of Americana look like a leprechaun on viagra splooged all over the place? Home Depot. You can do it and we can help.”
Next up, Trump builds a goofy golf course on the national mall!
Someone definitely charged him 4-5 figures for that.
That’s Trump style. He takes crappy and cheap pieces of decor and gold leafs them. It’s all over his “golden” penthouse and Mar-A-Lago
Edit: when he leaves office and they tear all of it out of there he’s going to complain about the Democrats walking away with countless millions worth of gold pieces. That were removed. Even though they all ended up in the trash and they were only worth $500.
The phrase “just because you can, doesn’t mean you should” comes to mind.
Hm, I could get a bunch of these and a can of gold Krylon and sell them to gullible magats for a massive profit! I bet if I price them at $4547.88 a piece . . .
He thinks he’s redecorating White House Versailles! But his tasteless, gaudy, gold everywhere style only continues to emphasize how uneducated and vulgar he is.
Trump’s grandfather made his fortune selling children and women for sex in exchange for gold in his 6+ brothels he owned and ran between Bavaria and Queens, NY, where he settled after being banned from Bavaria by royal decree. The gold represents the suffering of the girls and Women, whom Frederick Trump sold for sex to gold miners, in exchange for gold during the gold rush.
*Of all the things*, this one caught me off guard. I should have known once that asshole started talking about how “they can’t make gold paint look like gold.”
No one should be surprised. Trump has always been about appearance and never quality.
There’s a great story about how he gifted Charlie Sheen his Harry Winston cufflinks stamped with “Trump”. Trump stated that the cufflinks were made of platinum and real diamonds, pumping them up to come off as a kingly gift and something of immense value. Turned out they were made of cheap metal and zirconium, and probably cost Trump tens of dollars at most.
As much as I love this joke and there probably is some truth to this. Those are not the same things. They look very similar but do have some small differences.
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Could be a new line of commercials for home depot.
“Your taste in home decor sucks but you can do it and Home Depot can help. From the Whitehouse to the trailer park we have home furnishing for every style even those with no style. Want to make one of the timeless pieces of Americana look like a leprechaun on viagra splooged all over the place? Home Depot. You can do it and we can help.”
Next up, Trump builds a goofy golf course on the national mall!
https://nutnewz.com/2025/08/24/uncategorized/trump-announces-latest-renovations-to-historic-washington-d-c-landmarks/
Someone definitely charged him 4-5 figures for that.
That’s Trump style. He takes crappy and cheap pieces of decor and gold leafs them. It’s all over his “golden” penthouse and Mar-A-Lago
Edit: when he leaves office and they tear all of it out of there he’s going to complain about the Democrats walking away with countless millions worth of gold pieces. That were removed. Even though they all ended up in the trash and they were only worth $500.
The phrase “just because you can, doesn’t mean you should” comes to mind.
Hm, I could get a bunch of these and a can of gold Krylon and sell them to gullible magats for a massive profit! I bet if I price them at $4547.88 a piece . . .
Holy shit, it’s true. I [looked it up](https://www.homedepot.com/p/Ekena-Millwork-1-13-in-x-14-75-in-x-35-375-in-Polyurethane-Applique-Onlay-Moulding-ONL14X35X01LE/332785799). The question is how many thousands of dollars per plastic piece did the government pay for them BEFORE they were gold-plated. What a fucking embarrassment this country has become under this classless traitor. Also, he’s a pedophile.
He’s always been a shitty fabricant.
Trump told people he was queeblo. Then someone told him a whopper is not a Big Mac.
it’s a similar shape, but they are not the same.
Nouveau bordello
gawd he is such a pathetic loser desperate to look rich
He’s always been more Krylon than karats
“There’s too much tacky gold crap in the Oval Office!”
—The tacky gold crap in the Oval Office, never
Should you really put polyurethane directly above a fireplace like that?
I thought it was flammable.
It’s tacky. They’re different products. Probably actually real gold. But still tacky.
https://share.google/1AKrqXM6JFLDmNlsC
He thinks he’s redecorating White House Versailles! But his tasteless, gaudy, gold everywhere style only continues to emphasize how uneducated and vulgar he is.
Trump’s grandfather made his fortune selling children and women for sex in exchange for gold in his 6+ brothels he owned and ran between Bavaria and Queens, NY, where he settled after being banned from Bavaria by royal decree. The gold represents the suffering of the girls and Women, whom Frederick Trump sold for sex to gold miners, in exchange for gold during the gold rush.
Really, I’m surprised it costs that much.
https://i.redd.it/76jici0rv8lf1.gif
Like, interior designers, what even is this? Is it a thing? It’s like putting fake windows on your garage door?
Spray painted gold, no doubt.
Trump’s taste is atrocious but that’s not the same design
As fake as the presidency it was put in for.
Trump has always been the epitome of trumpery…
They’re very similar, but not the same. They’re differently tacky, but trumps are gooooooold.
(ish)
Isn’t this a historic building? I know people that live in historic houses and can’t change their doorknob without approval.
Embarrassing
When this guy leaves the White House, I think there should be some sort of contest and the winners get to go to the WH and rip all that shit down.
[Seems fitting](https://youtu.be/C2cMG33mWVY)
OTOH could prolly make a fortune selling these to MAGA -Gold Freedom Bling! As seen on tv, AND The Whitehouse!
https://preview.redd.it/ksihsod319lf1.jpeg?width=981&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d77574d40007be237780ddd2ac99ede3cd8d2c0
*Of all the things*, this one caught me off guard. I should have known once that asshole started talking about how “they can’t make gold paint look like gold.”
No one should be surprised. Trump has always been about appearance and never quality.
There’s a great story about how he gifted Charlie Sheen his Harry Winston cufflinks stamped with “Trump”. Trump stated that the cufflinks were made of platinum and real diamonds, pumping them up to come off as a kingly gift and something of immense value. Turned out they were made of cheap metal and zirconium, and probably cost Trump tens of dollars at most.
The emperor’s new cloths
https://youtu.be/dp6BIDCZRic?si=EPLYwE9PJbusrhdS
Money can’t buy class.
As much as I love this joke and there probably is some truth to this. Those are not the same things. They look very similar but do have some small differences.
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