This might actually be a war that Italy can win?

by Cubelock

32 comments

  2. Italy switches side and joins Spain against Vatican.

    >!Still loses!<

  3. Bro your obsession is truly concerning.

    Thank you for the free attic in your head tho 👍

  4. War on hating the Dutch caravans or what are you talking about!? If that’s the subject, by far the Spaniards would win…

  5. A post from a Geert that won a war recently… In his head somewhere, so he feels entitled to mock others with images of small peoples.

  7. I knew it was a duchie before entering the post. Improve the game lads

  9. Italian navy would take over Med and stop cargo ships heading to Spain through the Sue’s.

    Spain would close the straight to Italian traffic

    Both sides would make a scene at von der leions Office, with loud talking and hand gestures

    Edit Suez. Blame autocorrect

  11. Duke of Alba did so much damage to the Dutch it’s insane how obsessed they are lmao

    #DukeOfAlbaDidNothingWrong

  13. Somewhere in Catalonia Lamine Yamal can’t decide whether to upvote or downvote this post.

  14. Idk but I know both can beat the shit out of the dutch and its non-existent military

  15. Italy, because no matter what side they start on, theyll switch to the winning one anyway

  16. isn’t the Netherlands the country that lasted 2 days in ww2 because they had around 10 rifles in the whole country?

  18. First of all, there is no way we would fight each other. It would not go much further than yelling before we are making out sloppy style.

    But for the sake of the argument, lets say that hypothetically we fight each other without our homoerotic sexual tension getting in the way. Italy is winning but their nature gets the best of them and they switch side right before the end so we both lose and nobody wins.

  19. It’s nice to see that the dutch are still fantasizing about returning to the Spanish Empire. They are so frustrated they need to call for our attention. Good boy. Let me upvote you as a reward

  20. Given this would be a naval war. I think the real winners would be Pierre, and our Bazza.

    But much like Libya, Pierre would get all the blame for the end result, for some inexplicable reason

  21. Tratado de Tordesillas 2.0, this time with Luigi, over dutch territory

  23. What really would happen is that we would team up and each of us would repeatedly fire at your knees from a perfectly comfortable position until you fall.

  24. Tough question. Both speak so loud and are so lazy that infiltrations behind enemy lines wouldn’t be succesful.

    Edit: maybe Italy would switch sides mid-war, which would eventualy lead to a Spanish-Italian victory against nobody.

  27. Can’t lose a war if the enemy doesn’t know which side you’re on.

    Italy never lost a single war.

  28. At first italy win but after one year, the high commander make mistake on mistake and start losing all the ground conquered witch lead to a revolution in italy by people allied with spain and both country win at the end

  29. Italy will only win by switching to the Spanish side midway through.

  30. The Italian one seems like a decent size. Whereas nothing has ever happened in Iberia, they can afford to sleep all day.

  31. We would change sides.

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