As a Dutch guy I will not have you suffer my national throat disease, but I would say: Italian! 99% phonetic, sounds nice, no cases.
Every hit sound sounds like when you break something in a lego game
Ja, du arsch: Nederlands.
Italian, definitely not Fr*nch
Italian? I mean, I don’t know if it’s easy or beautiful. I was born in Italy, so I know Italian.
Probably italian or spanish, I don’t know spanish buy I believe a lot of european languages are easy to learn compared to ours, especially for foreigners.
It’s sometimes a stupid language who doesn’t work How it is supposed to.
Danish, just put a hot potato in your mouth and start speaking english or german, they’ll probably understand you.
Bosnian
I do appreciate the courage and creativity of the Dutch just to make up their language as they go along
Easier to learn? English comes to mind, probably German too, makes sense with them being fellow Germanic languages. More beautiful? Even sign language sounds more beautiful than French, so all of them (except Danish and Dutch).
I’m sorry, there’s only easier not more beautiful…
I would try Italian.
He barely speaks 2 words of french at the beginning
All of them
I’m learning French to spite the french
Isn’t Spanish meant to have very few words compared to other languages? Though this leads to ridiculousness like ‘please do not insert your foot into the space between the train and the platform’ instead of ‘mind the gap’.
I think Swedish is reasonably straightforward, with grammar fairly similar to English and only one verb conjugation. Though you have to get over the ridiculousness that is ‘sj’, ‘sk’ and ‘kö’.
Underrated languages: Serbian or Croatian.
Italian and it’s not even close.
Spanish is too fast, and too many accents.
Honestly, English is a bit underrated, in my opinion it’s a very pretty language.
English, then Spanish/Italian.
Grammatically? English, Norwegian or Swedish
Phonetically? Spanish or Italian.
Since English has a lot of influence of French and how inconsistently you read it. I would cross it out.
The grammar of Spanish or Italian is a little bit more complicated than Swedish and Norwegian but not too much. But phonetically, Swedish and Norwegian are way more complicated.
Spanish has less sound than Italian ( i.e. v ≈ b in Spanish ).
So I would vote for Spanish.
Obviously Spanish. LATINA IS A BONUS
Lex looks a lot like the average Hardcore Dutch lover
Spanish is easier than French
You should look at a language close to yours and find someone with an attractive voice. Italian ain’t that beautiful when spoken by Donald.
Easier? English, for sure. If we exclude romance languages, I also find Swedish quite pleasant (NOT you Skåne!)
French is just latin Danish, it’s only pretty because its root language was. Spanish is flamboyant, Italian is distinguished, french is flagrant nonsense
33 comments
Turkish
https://preview.redd.it/qokhf0h28blf1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e87858275510265be8e9e3e6d37c893483e4056
As a Dutch guy I will not have you suffer my national throat disease, but I would say: Italian! 99% phonetic, sounds nice, no cases.
Every hit sound sounds like when you break something in a lego game
Ja, du arsch: Nederlands.
Italian, definitely not Fr*nch
Italian? I mean, I don’t know if it’s easy or beautiful. I was born in Italy, so I know Italian.
Probably italian or spanish, I don’t know spanish buy I believe a lot of european languages are easy to learn compared to ours, especially for foreigners.
It’s sometimes a stupid language who doesn’t work How it is supposed to.
Danish, just put a hot potato in your mouth and start speaking english or german, they’ll probably understand you.
Bosnian
I do appreciate the courage and creativity of the Dutch just to make up their language as they go along
Easier to learn? English comes to mind, probably German too, makes sense with them being fellow Germanic languages. More beautiful? Even sign language sounds more beautiful than French, so all of them (except Danish and Dutch).
I’m sorry, there’s only easier not more beautiful…
I would try Italian.
He barely speaks 2 words of french at the beginning
All of them
I’m learning French to spite the french
Isn’t Spanish meant to have very few words compared to other languages? Though this leads to ridiculousness like ‘please do not insert your foot into the space between the train and the platform’ instead of ‘mind the gap’.
I think Swedish is reasonably straightforward, with grammar fairly similar to English and only one verb conjugation. Though you have to get over the ridiculousness that is ‘sj’, ‘sk’ and ‘kö’.
Underrated languages: Serbian or Croatian.
Italian and it’s not even close.
Spanish is too fast, and too many accents.
Honestly, English is a bit underrated, in my opinion it’s a very pretty language.
English, then Spanish/Italian.
Grammatically? English, Norwegian or Swedish
Phonetically? Spanish or Italian.
Since English has a lot of influence of French and how inconsistently you read it. I would cross it out.
The grammar of Spanish or Italian is a little bit more complicated than Swedish and Norwegian but not too much. But phonetically, Swedish and Norwegian are way more complicated.
Spanish has less sound than Italian ( i.e. v ≈ b in Spanish ).
So I would vote for Spanish.
Obviously Spanish. LATINA IS A BONUS
Lex looks a lot like the average Hardcore Dutch lover
Spanish is easier than French
You should look at a language close to yours and find someone with an attractive voice. Italian ain’t that beautiful when spoken by Donald.
Obligatory French language quote from the scene in The Matrix: Reloaded https://youtube.com/shorts/ILuKFU-1rm4
Is there something more beautiful than this?
Gaeilge
eww the frog language
Esperanto
Dutch. It’s the language of Gods.
Polish ofc
Easier? English, for sure. If we exclude romance languages, I also find Swedish quite pleasant (NOT you Skåne!)
French is just latin Danish, it’s only pretty because its root language was. Spanish is flamboyant, Italian is distinguished, french is flagrant nonsense
Comments are closed.