This is Bert. Bert’s a wanker.

by mikeh117

21 comments
  1. Aw🩷 side note: I didn’t know birds would eat cat food

  2. Bert is giving you the side eye that says “I know you’ve got the stash!”

  3. He looks more like a ‘Steven’ to me..

    Steven Seagull..

  4. We’ve got Barry & Susan who live in our garden and come back every year and have kids. We like them because every other seagull is a bastard and Barry & Susan scare them off.

  5. Berts a baby herring gull!

    They’ll consistently scream and whine from sunrise to sunset no matter how much you feed it!

    If you can feed it in your neighbours garden instead of yours, i would as they have a habit of returning yearly to known food sources…them they make more babies, and the cycle will continue!

  6. We used to be criminals and shoot them with nerf guns to stop them yeeting our rubbish down the street.

  7. Make sure Bert knows that food is from your neighbours as you don’t want to be know as the source of the food.

  8. I’d go ahead and feed Bert. He probably has friends in high places that could make your life miserable if you don’t keep up the feedings.

  9. I have a flock I feed, they used to attack me once the chicks hatched, so I befriended with food, now they come and sit with me and the alpha of the flock Steven comes to his name.

  10. Careful. A relative of mine got threatened with an asbo for feeding the seagulls.

  11. I don’t think your neighbours should be feeding Bert, tbh. Seagulls are great, but they can be a pain round housing. We used to have to go out with umbrellas to protect us from angry adult seagulls when the juveniles got to the hopping around stage.

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