“Come on, please do it for the European Union, bro, we’ll just issue Eurobonds this one time…
…
Wait
…
Wait, what are you doing?
Is that Wolfgang Schäuble’s ghost returning from hell?
NO, WE CAN ALL BE FRIENDS,
PLEASE DON’T, I WILL START CALLING BRATWURST FOOD! PLEASE! LOOK, YOU CAN HAVE ALSACE-LORRAINE BACK,
PLEASE, I BEG YOU! NUCLEAR ENERGY TOTALLY IS THE WORST AND COAL AND GAS RULE!”
Emmanuel Macron soon, probably
If Germany was a dude, he give money and if they dont pay , they pay whith the body, Germany have no time to work because is always doing it.
We’re about to send someone for auditing Alsace. Wouldn’t it be wonderful to just be relieved of a part of your debt, Pierre? I’m sure we can find a way for you to get a lot of money without it affecting your debt, Pierre 🙂
Merz will make us work 6 days a week and cancel all christian holidays just for us to pay Frances debt.
And because we germans are germans we won’t even riot.
Germany *raises retirement age to 67*
Reaction: Tja…
France *Wants to increase the retirement age to 64*
Reaction:
Sorry, but we are broke too 🙁
Edit: Apparently we aren’t 😀
[I wonder why EU wants Norway to join their little community…](https://www.nbim.no/)
Pierre you want us to teach you how to get money form Hans ? It’s really easy
Pierre stop it. That’s our sugar daddy. Get your own
Also we paid Pierre for like the last 70 years so he can stfu
Don’t give them a pretext to start a new war against us, please.
This obsession you Geerts or Hans think you are going to give us is super weird, seriously … It’s a cultural thing ? You guys gave us money before ?
*laughs in drachma*
In all fairness, Hans may not have Pierre’s debt yet, but it’s a bigger shitshow than France is atm.
France needs to reform (just as Germany must btw). See: Draghi Report. We’ll talk about eurobonds again if that is implemented.
Fun fact for a german, our goverment want to get rid of some public holidays.
The two our prime minister focus on is easter (so basically the one most of Europe also celebrate especially in Germany where there is also the friday) and the 2nd one is the 8th may so the Victory against nazism.
Anything would piss us at this point but this is serious bullshit ideas.
Piere whem gemany takes a loan from their own bank, beccause it would slightly effect their economy: 😡
Piere when they want to take a loan from germany that would much greater effect to europes economy (they want to push down retirement age):
Just do it like the poles and demand more reparations
It only happens because Germany is still paying to be readmitted into the human race after ‘the incident’ in the 40’s. I *think* Hans has had a quick look around and realised that this was a bit of a scam and we were never going to let him back in.
We actually did not get all the money they owed us
Tikkie people freak out. I love it.
Damn I take it back Hans, seems like Pierre lost his funny bone along the way smh…
Can’t we just give them our new 1000 trillion defense budget for some ou lala le crepe fighter jets or whatever they call those? I’d definitely prefer it to the money going to the US.
Those slum dwellers surely don’t survive on their own dime, pay up fellow Hans’s
My face when countries around the globe finally show signs of all the covid spending and impacts from US trade belligerence.
This too shall pass.
Where is this Meme from? Is it from a movie? I’ve seen this so many times
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No means no Pierre.
Seriously though, what money ?
Feels good when you are not the one asking (yet).
It’s sis.
What are you talking about
“Come on, please do it for the European Union, bro, we’ll just issue Eurobonds this one time…
…
Wait
…
Wait, what are you doing?
Is that Wolfgang Schäuble’s ghost returning from hell?
NO, WE CAN ALL BE FRIENDS,
PLEASE DON’T, I WILL START CALLING BRATWURST FOOD! PLEASE! LOOK, YOU CAN HAVE ALSACE-LORRAINE BACK,
PLEASE, I BEG YOU! NUCLEAR ENERGY TOTALLY IS THE WORST AND COAL AND GAS RULE!”
Emmanuel Macron soon, probably
If Germany was a dude, he give money and if they dont pay , they pay whith the body, Germany have no time to work because is always doing it.
We’re about to send someone for auditing Alsace. Wouldn’t it be wonderful to just be relieved of a part of your debt, Pierre? I’m sure we can find a way for you to get a lot of money without it affecting your debt, Pierre 🙂
Merz will make us work 6 days a week and cancel all christian holidays just for us to pay Frances debt.
And because we germans are germans we won’t even riot.
Germany *raises retirement age to 67*
Reaction: Tja…
France *Wants to increase the retirement age to 64*
Reaction:
Sorry, but we are broke too 🙁
Edit: Apparently we aren’t 😀
[I wonder why EU wants Norway to join their little community…](https://www.nbim.no/)
Pierre you want us to teach you how to get money form Hans ? It’s really easy
Pierre stop it. That’s our sugar daddy. Get your own
https://preview.redd.it/ne10ggy88llf1.jpeg?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e81e396670ef633cce13c7644a874a1b1235227
Welcome to the >100% club
Also we paid Pierre for like the last 70 years so he can stfu
Don’t give them a pretext to start a new war against us, please.
This obsession you Geerts or Hans think you are going to give us is super weird, seriously … It’s a cultural thing ? You guys gave us money before ?
*laughs in drachma*
In all fairness, Hans may not have Pierre’s debt yet, but it’s a bigger shitshow than France is atm.
France needs to reform (just as Germany must btw). See: Draghi Report. We’ll talk about eurobonds again if that is implemented.
Fun fact for a german, our goverment want to get rid of some public holidays.
The two our prime minister focus on is easter (so basically the one most of Europe also celebrate especially in Germany where there is also the friday) and the 2nd one is the 8th may so the Victory against nazism.
Anything would piss us at this point but this is serious bullshit ideas.
Piere whem gemany takes a loan from their own bank, beccause it would slightly effect their economy: 😡
Piere when they want to take a loan from germany that would much greater effect to europes economy (they want to push down retirement age):
Just do it like the poles and demand more reparations
It only happens because Germany is still paying to be readmitted into the human race after ‘the incident’ in the 40’s. I *think* Hans has had a quick look around and realised that this was a bit of a scam and we were never going to let him back in.
We actually did not get all the money they owed us
Tikkie people freak out. I love it.
Damn I take it back Hans, seems like Pierre lost his funny bone along the way smh…
Can’t we just give them our new 1000 trillion defense budget for some ou lala le crepe fighter jets or whatever they call those? I’d definitely prefer it to the money going to the US.
Those slum dwellers surely don’t survive on their own dime, pay up fellow Hans’s
My face when countries around the globe finally show signs of all the covid spending and impacts from US trade belligerence.
This too shall pass.
Where is this Meme from? Is it from a movie? I’ve seen this so many times
We are PIGS now. Money please!!!
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