This is the most bone-chilling image I’ve seen in my life: France visible from the shores of England

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1. They’re mocking you with their existence.

2. You see bone chilling because it’s visible, a more ambitious man might say it’s within range

3. It’s just one big pile of butter

4. Listen! You can even hear them:

   **“Attaque!”**

5. https://preview.redd.it/ztve07i1ftlf1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9d3869195279bd15a9023893bf8a0ac9521172d

   Reminds me of this.

6. https://preview.redd.it/j5ya2vnchtlf1.png?width=1990&format=png&auto=webp&s=2b53052702764c81bbe78d9bbed2d4b1318a7396

   ‘small boats’

7. Imagine that it’s year 1557 or earlier.

8. What’s your name?

   What?

   What is your name?

   Pierre!

   F”ck you Pierre!

9. Coucou ! C’est nous !

   https://preview.redd.it/heyl2ae3itlf1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3709ff617182c44bd98340697f30f6324038b77a

10. Perfect weather to try a reversed William.
    Calais should be english.

11. Getting huge Tony vibes from this.

    https://youtu.be/tSrH-6YUf1g?feature=shared

12. I lived this reality. Used to live in Deal. At one point if I turned left out the front door and walked a few steps I could see it on a clear day!

    I have been to therapy since then though.

13. >This royal throne of kings, this scepter’d isle,

    >This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,

    >This other Eden, demi-paradise,

    >This fortress built by Nature for herself

    >Against infection and the hand of war,

    >This happy breed of men, this little world,

    >This precious stone set in the silver sea,

    >Which serves it in the office of a wall

    >Or as a moat defensive to a house,

    >Against the envy of less happier lands,

    >This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England

14. Et c’est pas les meilleurs dans le nord.

15. /uj

    This must have actually been terrifying for people in 1940.

16. Think of it this way; All the better to taunt them.

17. Deploy our most destructive weapon!

    

18. Saw the same on the other side !

19. L’Hôpe 🙏

20. Ah, so it’s your ugly face I could see from across the channel. Fuck you Barry, I wish you a good day !

21. Sunna day in England, must be ~~photoshoped~~ AI.

22. Now you have ruined my good mood!

23. Hello? Nsfw warning? No blur ? Damn barry have some consideration

24. OP is going to have a heart attack when he finds out about the Channel Tunnel

25. 1000 years of history

    https://preview.redd.it/5imcbhyuttlf1.png?width=1500&format=png&auto=webp&s=874c3ef1ebd25dd5d2dd8e02eee525f638e02c20

26. Yes we may invade you once again … beware!

27. Pls put a spoiler nsfw thing on this 🤢

28. I live 15 minutes from the French border. You think you have it bad because you can see them? Mate, try fucking smelling them.

29. Build a giant hedge to block the view.

30. “They’re just standing there… Menacingly”

31. Barry’s always bitching about Fr*nce until he‘s reminded that it could have been West Germany…

32. https://preview.redd.it/uwosdbhypvlf1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce6abcb8220cac1a4f7ae1826f93fe0d92161d39

33. Don’t smoke a ciggie or hans will shell you

34. I cried when I saw Africa from the south of spain, it’s so impresionante. Almost nothing that separates us!

35. Also your coast is quite depressing

36. I’d reckon that’s the Channel Islands, so it is ethnically Pierre, but politically Barry, or is it?

37. Pls mark as NSFW

38. You could swim there! It’s much nicer than swimming in England. 

39. As if Pierre isn’t disgusted by the look of Barry across the Channel

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