Interesting scenario

Posted by Pumuckl4Life

20 comments
  1. Explains the whale head strapped to the front of Air Force 1

  2. We’re not that lucky. In 2020, he was telling everyone to take hydroxychloroquin(?) and inject bleach to fight COVID. But as soon as he got it, he got all the best medicine treatments science could give him. He’d tell a drowning person that they can breath water while he’s floating on a life raft

  3. If he can’t climb those stairs anymore, how is he getting in and out of the plane?

  4. In all seriousness Vance is gonna pick up right where Trump left off. For America to win back its freedom – Trump must live long enough to be punished

  5. Vance and Thiel are probably just keeping him alive to accomplish their worst ideas so they can blame him when he’s gone, and Vance can campaign on his unique ability to save us from the damage Trump did.

  6. I got $5 on RFK jr not taking his own health advice. These fuckers get sick and then get the gold standard care at some of the best medical facilities on Earth. First in line for vaccines and novel therapies. While decrying that the rest of us need to just eat better.

  7. Bro, you can fix this congestive heart failure by going on a completely 100% beef tallow diet. Big pharma doesn’t want you to know this.

  8. He’s not. He’s getting whatever Putin forces him to do. He’s alive as long as Putin needs to use him. Already multiple sources close to the administration have said when Trump dies it only gets worse. JD Vance is actually going to be worse. 

  9. I recommend an ice cold Clorox to start your day, sir.

  10. What a great point. You fucking know he isn’t. You know he’s getting the best, most science-based medical care known to man, because that’s what will actually keep him alive.

    But you know, fuck the rest of us. We can roil in the science of propaganda and bullshit, right?

  11. Nah. No one in the government is that stupid. Except maybe RFK, Jr.

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