By the way, if you’re someone who has never put on all that gear, (the utility pants, boots, sunglasses, the body armor and an assault rifle strapped to your chest), just know that when you put that on, you *feel* invincible. Especially if you’re backed up by people on your side (literally and legally) who are dressed the same way. The reality is these people are hiding behind this façade and they are just like every other jerk in the world. They’re feckless wannabe heroes and should be ashamed. Unfortunately for us, they have no shame, so be careful out there
Yet one more idiot who doesn’t know what his own tattoos mean. I just looked up the three lines with the circle of stars. For a movement called the 3 percenters. They are supposed to view themselves as the modern day minutemen ready to take on our oppressive government. And yet this idiot is part of the oppressive government
They have yet to define “WOKE”
They’re afraid of yellow people too, Fox News told them to be
And compassion, and science, and reality, and fairness, and the rule of law, and empowering women, and educated people,
And live in mama’s basement for free because he dropped out in 8th and ain’t got no skills. Has a secret Grindr account
They are also afraid of rainbow flags.
Where does he keep his donuts?
Kindness, dignity, caring for our poor, freedom… and an actual firefight. He’d pee himself.
Not to mention exercise!
MEAL Team 6, stand back and stand by!
They are also afraid of public transit, rainbows, logos, pronouns, windmills, and paper straws
Don’t forget educated people
There are liberal gun owners too… Just saying.
Does ammosexual mean he shoves .223 up his ass? I mean
..maybe 5.56 on special occasions…
Also soap and sobriety.
I smell a mediocre man
You forgot talking to children… Unless it’s to get in their white van
This is the look of a guy who gets the kids every other weekend.
M&Ms and the occasional Starbucks holiday cup.
And growing an actual full face beard.
Looks difficult to hide ding dongs in that tactical vest.
WASPs afraid of every other bug that’s not a wasp.
Couldn’t join the Marines but loves to cosplay his warped idea of Marine courage.
Will run like a scared piglet screaming “please dont shoot me I dont wanna die sob sob” if you stand up and resist him.
always afraid. of everything.
I dont carry a gun because im not afraid of everything, always.
You forgot ‘wiping its own ass’
Forgot to add windmills and vaccines
And cats. For some reason, these types usually hate cats.
No, I’m only afraid of electric cars. And the gays, my butt clenches when I see them
Books. Except for the Bible and “Mein Kampf.” Which they don’t read, and keep getting mixed up.
“Is the Bible the one Jesus wrote in English?”
“Yeah, but the whole thing is called the Old Testament now. The New Testament is called ‘Mein Kampf’ and was written by Hitler.”
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Micro penis.
John Dick
fantasizing about men isn’t gay, right? right!?
By the way, if you’re someone who has never put on all that gear, (the utility pants, boots, sunglasses, the body armor and an assault rifle strapped to your chest), just know that when you put that on, you *feel* invincible. Especially if you’re backed up by people on your side (literally and legally) who are dressed the same way. The reality is these people are hiding behind this façade and they are just like every other jerk in the world. They’re feckless wannabe heroes and should be ashamed. Unfortunately for us, they have no shame, so be careful out there
Yet one more idiot who doesn’t know what his own tattoos mean. I just looked up the three lines with the circle of stars. For a movement called the 3 percenters. They are supposed to view themselves as the modern day minutemen ready to take on our oppressive government. And yet this idiot is part of the oppressive government
They have yet to define “WOKE”
They’re afraid of yellow people too, Fox News told them to be
And compassion, and science, and reality, and fairness, and the rule of law, and empowering women, and educated people,
And live in mama’s basement for free because he dropped out in 8th and ain’t got no skills. Has a secret Grindr account
They are also afraid of rainbow flags.
Where does he keep his donuts?
Kindness, dignity, caring for our poor, freedom… and an actual firefight. He’d pee himself.
Not to mention exercise!
MEAL Team 6, stand back and stand by!
They are also afraid of public transit, rainbows, logos, pronouns, windmills, and paper straws
Don’t forget educated people
There are liberal gun owners too… Just saying.
Does ammosexual mean he shoves .223 up his ass? I mean
..maybe 5.56 on special occasions…
Also soap and sobriety.
I smell a mediocre man
You forgot talking to children… Unless it’s to get in their white van
This is the look of a guy who gets the kids every other weekend.
M&Ms and the occasional Starbucks holiday cup.
And growing an actual full face beard.
Looks difficult to hide ding dongs in that tactical vest.
WASPs afraid of every other bug that’s not a wasp.
Couldn’t join the Marines but loves to cosplay his warped idea of Marine courage.
Will run like a scared piglet screaming “please dont shoot me I dont wanna die sob sob” if you stand up and resist him.
always afraid. of everything.
I dont carry a gun because im not afraid of everything, always.
You forgot ‘wiping its own ass’
Forgot to add windmills and vaccines
And cats. For some reason, these types usually hate cats.
No, I’m only afraid of electric cars. And the gays, my butt clenches when I see them
Books. Except for the Bible and “Mein Kampf.” Which they don’t read, and keep getting mixed up.
“Is the Bible the one Jesus wrote in English?”
“Yeah, but the whole thing is called the Old Testament now. The New Testament is called ‘Mein Kampf’ and was written by Hitler.”
*being gay.
Science and facts are also severe fears
Don’t forget Cracker Barrel’s logo
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