Trump Heads Off Death Rumors by Finally Appearing in Public

https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-heads-off-death-rumors-by-finally-appearing-in-public/

26 comments

  1. How is it that the picture they use somehow makes him look more dead than we were joking he was last night?

  2. I guarantee you these appearances – forced by online speculation that the emperor has no clothes – aren’t doing any favors for the pedo and his health.

    The ironclad “rule” stating that Trump must be virile and energetic at all times will ironically lead him to an early grave.

  3. If he isn’t waving or talking to reporters, that’s not Trump. I prefer to see a vid over a pic.

  4. A single pic from a mile away with 4 pixels of his face? Sure.

    Let me know when he’s on live TV speaking.

  5. Would be neat if the Epstein files appeared in public

  6. Just look at that pic

    1)He looks very weak

    2)Hard to tell but it looks like he could be having trouble breathing

    3)He looks bloated

  7. Well, I guess it’s time for us to pick up one of my favorite conspiracies of the right back when Biden and Hilary were active in politics.

    It’s a body double, his ears look different, he’s a robot, I saw mechanical parts fall out of his pant legs, he’s a lizard person.

  8. Has there been any efforts to head off incompetence rumors yet?

  9. I don’t believe it’s actually him. It’s another body double from the same factory that made the Biden body double.

  11. How do we know the same two photos are from today?  Let’s see him live on tv.

  12. Is he carrying his own coat? 

    I’m not sure who this guy is, but I’m going to call him Dave.

  14. To paraphrase Mark Twain:

    “The rumors of my death were great”

  15. His handlers now realize they need to trot him out every few days to demonstrate he’s alive. However, they may try to prevent him from public speaking as his mental decline worsens.

  16. Pooh: Is he dead yet?
    Piglet: No…
    Pooh: sigh… Fuck…

  17. Remember when that GOP guy died of Covid, but his social media was still posting….

  19. Headline really should have been “Trump Crushes Death Hopes”

  22. Something is not right with this image. Trumperor holding his own coat. Face so swollen that appears like a different person. No verbal address. Only one photo from very far away.

    He may be alive, but this is very weird.

    Also, I hope everything turns out to be great. The world will know some certainty again.

  23. I’m not being funny but that genuinely just looks like someone in a rubber Trump mask lmao

  24. They intentionally had a picture taken from a distance when they know an actual appearance close up, with speaking, would shut people up way more effectively. Also since when does he carry his own shit?

    I’m all in on this conspiracy, I don’t give a shit. Honestly I get why they’ve been doing it all these years, it’s way more fun than despair lmao

  25. I can’t wait till all the conservatives mourn him and are outraged by the rest of the world laughing and celebrating.

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