I thought that’s where the nano machines take over his body. At least that’s how Kojima would do it in MAGA: Revengeance.
I look forward to FOX & Friends explaining that it’s completely normal for the Centipede-in-Chief to charge his ultimate by vomiting purple venom on visiting foreign dignitaries.
I have spent decades preparing for this, bring it on!
We have been dealing with toxins spewing from his mouth for decades now. Do you really think the centipede part will surprise anyone?
Don’t activate his enrage mechanic.
I am pretty sure all air will leave his body in a giant fart; turning him into a sentient poison cloud atop the WH. Send Luigi and his vacuum cleaner for the ultimate boss fight! Waaaahooo!
His final form would just be a giant blob like Akira
If he has a second form it’s far more likely a weak blob monster with too much hp and a dumb gimmick that it drains your money as well as your health with every hit.
Ah, shit. I just thought I had to hit his flying car on the top eight times and it’d start puffing out smoke while we turned red in the face and disappeared off screen.
He’s a demon. Demons don’t die. I saw it on supernatural.
Oh, good, because I wasn’t having enough nightmares about America right now.
Trump always struck me more as a bloater-type enemy…
Apparently Trump and Guardian Ape are centipede buddies!
Resident….Evil!
I was fully expecting Trump to rip himself open like Genichiro at the end of Sekiro during the inauguration and reveal the resurrected form of Ronald Reagan
Funny.
It’s also an apt metaphor of the realization that republicans are not humans, not really.
^/s
Perhaps they’re waiting to see if the new young strong Palestinian heart will vibe with his old vile pedo body.
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I thought that’s where the nano machines take over his body. At least that’s how Kojima would do it in MAGA: Revengeance.
I look forward to FOX & Friends explaining that it’s completely normal for the Centipede-in-Chief to charge his ultimate by vomiting purple venom on visiting foreign dignitaries.
I have spent decades preparing for this, bring it on!
We have been dealing with toxins spewing from his mouth for decades now. Do you really think the centipede part will surprise anyone?
Don’t activate his enrage mechanic.
I am pretty sure all air will leave his body in a giant fart; turning him into a sentient poison cloud atop the WH. Send Luigi and his vacuum cleaner for the ultimate boss fight! Waaaahooo!
His final form would just be a giant blob like Akira
If he has a second form it’s far more likely a weak blob monster with too much hp and a dumb gimmick that it drains your money as well as your health with every hit.
https://preview.redd.it/sn2dttulx9mf1.png?width=1344&format=png&auto=webp&s=5c7f19b46f659de0baa54a526dcde35e13f3f6c0
Ah, shit. I just thought I had to hit his flying car on the top eight times and it’d start puffing out smoke while we turned red in the face and disappeared off screen.
He’s a demon. Demons don’t die. I saw it on supernatural.
Oh, good, because I wasn’t having enough nightmares about America right now.
OH GOD OH FUCK I DON’T HAVE POISON RESISTANCE
# Wait.
https://i.redd.it/pb4mmpxr0amf1.gif
Trump always struck me more as a bloater-type enemy…
Apparently Trump and Guardian Ape are centipede buddies!
Resident….Evil!
I was fully expecting Trump to rip himself open like Genichiro at the end of Sekiro during the inauguration and reveal the resurrected form of Ronald Reagan
Funny.
It’s also an apt metaphor of the realization that republicans are not humans, not really.
^/s
Perhaps they’re waiting to see if the new young strong Palestinian heart will vibe with his old vile pedo body.
Hey, I have played this game.
https://preview.redd.it/i69xldweiamf1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6be07cc750866a9257d22f8f7ba2c94945ea037
https://preview.redd.it/yqtmjcbhnamf1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2441acbf4131b628cde4db0c774a81e45fbd9010
Pretty sure the fact that he got a second term is already his new health bar. This one will be for good
https://preview.redd.it/3get05bptamf1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4cb2eb5772078e41f3b356d2e38a68aa02bebb6
Oh god oh fuck
But the First healthbars was deported from 2017-2021 already this IS the second healthbar already
Trump as a Human Centipede? As long as he’s the last segment, I’m all for it.
His attack pattern will change too. Will have to use a couple of lives or health potions while figuring that out.
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