Of all the animals we could grant access to the occult, cats wouldn’t have been my first choice.
Finally explains why my cat stares into the corner at 3am.
I think my two can do a perfectly good job of summoning demons without the aid of a Ouija board!
They’ve been seen as ‘companions’ to witches for centuries so this is just bringing it out into the open
Plot twist: the demons take one look at my cat and decide to leave Earth
Cat’s could already do that, this is just a way of marketing it.
This is great. If any creature on earth could summon evil spirits, it would be a cat.
That explains why they always leave disemboweled birds on the living room floor, they’re practising the blood sacrifice.
My cats don’t need a ouija board to summon demons, just an empty food bowl and they turn into the worst devil’s imaginable
“What’s the dumbest piece of crap we can sell to idiots with too much money? ”
“How about some dumb crap for humans, but we make it for their pets?”
“Onion slicing goggles for dogs?”
“I like your thinking, but let’s start with Ouija boards for cats. Cheaper to make, massive profit margin. “
Sorry I can’t summon the dead today, I don’t have a USB cable
Brb going to Pets At Home…
My two black cats will love this.
Actually no they won’t, they’ll ignore it like everything else I buy them and play with the box instead.
From the ad:
Watch your cat as they summon playful spooks and ghouls with this Ouija board! Designed to offer both mental and physical stimulation, encouraging hunting instincts such as chasing, pouncing and batting as the 360-degree rotating butterily mimics the erratic movement of real prey.
You’re letting cats talk with their family?
£10, eh?
What or who is a Kerry Chubb?
I spotted this in store last week and it made me laugh when I really needed a laugh 😂 our cats love it
I did not have ***USB rechargeable Ouija board for cats*** on my bingo card, sadly.
I really struggle going in to shops these days because I see tat like this and know it has used valuable resources and been shipped half way round the world to be used for, lets be honest, a few hours before heading to land fill.
It doesent help that my cat was communing with Bernard Stiegler, Oswald Spengler and Thomas Aquinas to rage against consumerism.
I don’t have a cat unfortunately but if I gave this to my dog to try she would only summon ham, not demons.
“we’re now allowing” ?
The presumtion. The gall to imagine that we “allow” cats to do anything.
At best, we’ve just provided an organized way to do what they’ve been doing anyways.
I’ve never wanted anything more (within realistic grasp). Going to look for it online and get this for my birthday.
It’s situations like this where I remember my 50 year old father watching Stranger Things & being scared of the Ouija Board
“reward led stimulation”
What the fcuk, what kind of rewards are we talking here. Who or more importantly what is giving the reward!? And dare i ask… The stimulation….
im. getting hard, Cenobite, edging vibes here people!
Like they need our permission.
I have two black cats. I know that anything I buy with the intention of them ‘interacting’ with will be purposely ignored. Their favourite toy today is a piece of cardboard which they are slowly destroying. They are also partial to hairbands and are obsessed with my dog’s collar when I take it off, they roll round on it and rub their faces on it for ages. Oh, and cat beds are ignored until they are put in a pile of things for the tip, they then decide they love them
the person on insta with the cat called merv would love/hate this 😂 constantly trying to summon a demon that cat is
“USB rechargeable up to 5 hours of play per charge”
Five hours…What would the cat be doing with a Ouiji board for FIVE HOURS!
i’ll take 3
I just bought one today. I only nipped in for dry cat food. Tonight we speak to the dead and summon demons
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Of all the animals we could grant access to the occult, cats wouldn’t have been my first choice.
Finally explains why my cat stares into the corner at 3am.
I think my two can do a perfectly good job of summoning demons without the aid of a Ouija board!
They’ve been seen as ‘companions’ to witches for centuries so this is just bringing it out into the open
Plot twist: the demons take one look at my cat and decide to leave Earth
Cat’s could already do that, this is just a way of marketing it.
This is great. If any creature on earth could summon evil spirits, it would be a cat.
That explains why they always leave disemboweled birds on the living room floor, they’re practising the blood sacrifice.
My cats don’t need a ouija board to summon demons, just an empty food bowl and they turn into the worst devil’s imaginable
“What’s the dumbest piece of crap we can sell to idiots with too much money? ”
“How about some dumb crap for humans, but we make it for their pets?”
“Onion slicing goggles for dogs?”
“I like your thinking, but let’s start with Ouija boards for cats. Cheaper to make, massive profit margin. “
Sorry I can’t summon the dead today, I don’t have a USB cable
Brb going to Pets At Home…
My two black cats will love this.
Actually no they won’t, they’ll ignore it like everything else I buy them and play with the box instead.
From the ad:
Watch your cat as they summon playful spooks and ghouls with this Ouija board! Designed to offer both mental and physical stimulation, encouraging hunting instincts such as chasing, pouncing and batting as the 360-degree rotating butterily mimics the erratic movement of real prey.
You’re letting cats talk with their family?
£10, eh?
What or who is a Kerry Chubb?
I spotted this in store last week and it made me laugh when I really needed a laugh 😂 our cats love it
I did not have ***USB rechargeable Ouija board for cats*** on my bingo card, sadly.
I really struggle going in to shops these days because I see tat like this and know it has used valuable resources and been shipped half way round the world to be used for, lets be honest, a few hours before heading to land fill.
It doesent help that my cat was communing with Bernard Stiegler, Oswald Spengler and Thomas Aquinas to rage against consumerism.
[Steve Rhodes has a T shirt for this](https://stevenrhodes.threadless.com/search?q=Cat).
I don’t have a cat unfortunately but if I gave this to my dog to try she would only summon ham, not demons.
“we’re now allowing” ?
The presumtion. The gall to imagine that we “allow” cats to do anything.
At best, we’ve just provided an organized way to do what they’ve been doing anyways.
I’ve never wanted anything more (within realistic grasp). Going to look for it online and get this for my birthday.
It’s situations like this where I remember my 50 year old father watching Stranger Things & being scared of the Ouija Board
“reward led stimulation”
What the fcuk, what kind of rewards are we talking here. Who or more importantly what is giving the reward!? And dare i ask… The stimulation….
im. getting hard, Cenobite, edging vibes here people!
Like they need our permission.
I have two black cats. I know that anything I buy with the intention of them ‘interacting’ with will be purposely ignored. Their favourite toy today is a piece of cardboard which they are slowly destroying. They are also partial to hairbands and are obsessed with my dog’s collar when I take it off, they roll round on it and rub their faces on it for ages. Oh, and cat beds are ignored until they are put in a pile of things for the tip, they then decide they love them
the person on insta with the cat called merv would love/hate this 😂 constantly trying to summon a demon that cat is
“USB rechargeable up to 5 hours of play per charge”
Five hours…What would the cat be doing with a Ouiji board for FIVE HOURS!
i’ll take 3
I just bought one today. I only nipped in for dry cat food. Tonight we speak to the dead and summon demons
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