Trump’s Super PAC Is Now Asking Supporters For $15 To Help Him Get Into Heaven, Classic 😛
Something something… eye of a needle.
How much does a ticket to heaven cost? And does God accept crypto? Furthermore, if you climb over the wall and then get caught, do you get deported to hell? Asking for a friend…
Guess he thinks he’s kicking the bucket soon….
I had to study the image for a few seconds to make sure that this was a joke.
I hope there’s a hell.
He’s a billionaire ….but he’s taking your donations, Every Universe in which Fox News does not exist seems better right now.
The rich keep getting richer and the stupid keep getting stupider.
Surprised the church hasn’t put out a statement that you can not buy your way into heaven
Why stop at a plane from Saudi Arabia, when you can have a pyramid built for you in the name of a stairway to heaven.
Wow, the bruising on his hand looks so much better!
Acts 8:20 But Peter said to him, “May your silver perish with you, because you thought you could obtain the gift of God with money!
Bold of anyone to assume he’s getting anywhere near heaven.
He’s so old he probably thinks the church still accepts tithes to forgive sins. Either way dudes gonna need alooot of donations
I am donating now! I assume the more we donate the more quickly someone sends him off?
You cannot break contracts with the Devil.
Are ppl ignoring the satire or not noticing?
The grift has reach a whole new level. Trump out here getting Christians to buy him indulgences.
That’s not Trump.
The hands are much too big.
Literally camel through eye of a needle moment
They can collect all the grift they want from their supporters. Trump passing away is priceless to me.
Who’s on the $100? Looks like either Epstein or Jabba the Hutt.
There are people in the sub that think this is real.
Don’t give him any ideas
Bro really out here trying to speedrun salvation
He really has no clue as to how Christianity works.
Bringing indulgences back like it’s the 1560’s
……………..what?
No thanks, but I’ll gladly contribute to the “Get Trump Into Hell Fund”.
He’s gonna use that money on Israel and Russia.
I’ve got a 2 nice bottles of Champaign I’m saving one for him and one for Putin!
Imagine being a “Christian” and paying for an indulgence from Trump.
No amount of money will ever get him in
OK, since that’s a hospital background, I’m going to guess satire?
I’ll pay 15 bucks if it’ll speed things up
Tickets for ‘The Rapture’ are limited and hard to find, but Trump can get you a special Gold Edition ticket for only $99.99 (*plus taxes and fees*).
Guaranteed to be real. If for any reason your Rapture ticket is not honored, your money will be refunded in Trump Coins.
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The Grift that keeps on grifting!
Trump’s Super PAC Is Now Asking Supporters For $15 To Help Him Get Into Heaven, Classic 😛
Something something… eye of a needle.
How much does a ticket to heaven cost? And does God accept crypto? Furthermore, if you climb over the wall and then get caught, do you get deported to hell? Asking for a friend…
Guess he thinks he’s kicking the bucket soon….
I had to study the image for a few seconds to make sure that this was a joke.
I hope there’s a hell.
He’s a billionaire ….but he’s taking your donations, Every Universe in which Fox News does not exist seems better right now.
The rich keep getting richer and the stupid keep getting stupider.
Surprised the church hasn’t put out a statement that you can not buy your way into heaven
Why stop at a plane from Saudi Arabia, when you can have a pyramid built for you in the name of a stairway to heaven.
Wow, the bruising on his hand looks so much better!
Acts 8:20 But Peter said to him, “May your silver perish with you, because you thought you could obtain the gift of God with money!
Bold of anyone to assume he’s getting anywhere near heaven.
He’s so old he probably thinks the church still accepts tithes to forgive sins. Either way dudes gonna need alooot of donations
I am donating now! I assume the more we donate the more quickly someone sends him off?
You cannot break contracts with the Devil.
Are ppl ignoring the satire or not noticing?
The grift has reach a whole new level. Trump out here getting Christians to buy him indulgences.
That’s not Trump.
The hands are much too big.
Literally camel through eye of a needle moment
They can collect all the grift they want from their supporters. Trump passing away is priceless to me.
Who’s on the $100? Looks like either Epstein or Jabba the Hutt.
There are people in the sub that think this is real.
Don’t give him any ideas
Bro really out here trying to speedrun salvation
He really has no clue as to how Christianity works.
Bringing indulgences back like it’s the 1560’s
……………..what?
No thanks, but I’ll gladly contribute to the “Get Trump Into Hell Fund”.
He’s gonna use that money on Israel and Russia.
I’ve got a 2 nice bottles of Champaign I’m saving one for him and one for Putin!
Imagine being a “Christian” and paying for an indulgence from Trump.
No amount of money will ever get him in
OK, since that’s a hospital background, I’m going to guess satire?
I’ll pay 15 bucks if it’ll speed things up
Tickets for ‘The Rapture’ are limited and hard to find, but Trump can get you a special Gold Edition ticket for only $99.99 (*plus taxes and fees*).
Guaranteed to be real. If for any reason your Rapture ticket is not honored, your money will be refunded in Trump Coins.
This is what happened in The Pardoner
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