Pierres most intelligent scientists developed an invention to merge his two major passions. Cooking and guillotine
Is inventor’s surname Guillotin by any chance?
Inevitably some mouse is gonna get caught in it in not *quite* the right place and then that sadistically slow-moving guillotine is gonna….well. it’s very French.
NGL, cracked my ass off laughing as I saw the blade going down, after reading the caption.
Automatic circumcision machine?
Don’t stick your dick in that
A machine to cut a single slice out of a cucumber?
French engineers > german engineers 🤷
No Hans, this is not for CBT.
There is a big demand for these in israel
0/10, it didn’t cut it fully.
Recommend either to build a trench for the blade, drop it faster, or give it a small edge to help in the process.
I wonder if that can cut a finger
That looks like a BDSM thing
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Viva le revolution!
Should be used on politicians that worsen the debt
FFS this is SOOOO inefficient!!!! Use potential energy, with a heavier blade, and use those weak ass motors with proper gear ratios to lift it back in place for the next cut. Plus a slated blade for better chopping action!!!!
This is just an idiotic design (even the straps are not using resistance to adapt to the object but are fixed rotation numbers) and a shame to Guillotin’s legacy.
The Jewinator 9000
Le Peenár guillotine 3000
It is for Brigitte’s dick.
Brigitte Macron’s already ordered one, just in case.
Slowest circumcision ever, must not feel great
Nice, you can enjoy every moment of your decapitation, just take your time buddy.
Le dickie chopper! Oui ou Lala
What if I get an unspecified cylinder stuck in this?
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Pierres most intelligent scientists developed an invention to merge his two major passions. Cooking and guillotine
Is inventor’s surname Guillotin by any chance?
Inevitably some mouse is gonna get caught in it in not *quite* the right place and then that sadistically slow-moving guillotine is gonna….well. it’s very French.
NGL, cracked my ass off laughing as I saw the blade going down, after reading the caption.
Automatic circumcision machine?
Don’t stick your dick in that
A machine to cut a single slice out of a cucumber?
French engineers > german engineers 🤷
No Hans, this is not for CBT.
There is a big demand for these in israel
0/10, it didn’t cut it fully.
Recommend either to build a trench for the blade, drop it faster, or give it a small edge to help in the process.
I wonder if that can cut a finger
That looks like a BDSM thing
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Viva le revolution!
Should be used on politicians that worsen the debt
FFS this is SOOOO inefficient!!!! Use potential energy, with a heavier blade, and use those weak ass motors with proper gear ratios to lift it back in place for the next cut. Plus a slated blade for better chopping action!!!!
This is just an idiotic design (even the straps are not using resistance to adapt to the object but are fixed rotation numbers) and a shame to Guillotin’s legacy.
The Jewinator 9000
Le Peenár guillotine 3000
It is for Brigitte’s dick.
Brigitte Macron’s already ordered one, just in case.
Slowest circumcision ever, must not feel great
Nice, you can enjoy every moment of your decapitation, just take your time buddy.
Le dickie chopper! Oui ou Lala
What if I get an unspecified cylinder stuck in this?
hear me out
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