Lonely Island and SNL Vet Jorma Taccone Suffers Ladder Fall, Can’t Walk for ‘3 to 6 Months’

Lonely Island’s Jorma Taccone Suffers Ladder Accident, Can’t Walk for ‘3 to 6 Months’

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  2. guess he’s not singing the “just had sex” song for a few months. Hope he gets well soon!

  5. Years ago I was in the road having a drink at the hotel bar and a younger dude sat next to me. He told me he was an insurance adjuster and I asked about the wildest thing he’s seen on the job. His answer was “Nothing that wild, but I no longer climb ladders with more than two steps.” He was dead serious.

  6. That’s around 12 to 24 lazy Sundays, depending on recovery time.

  7. I’ve fallen off ladders before. It’s no bueno. And it was at work, so I couldn’t go home, lol. Hope he gets all the rest he needs.

  9. “Righteous kill.” – The Ladder probably.

    Seriously though, terrible news, hope the lil guy gets back on his feet soon <3

  12. “I was up on a ladder and the tip touched a rung….and I jizzed in my pants”

  15. if he can’t walk, there is a strong possibility that he will jizz in his pants.

    get better buddy!

  16. Ladders are the most dangerous tools on job sites

  19. I really need comedians to stay away from ladders and balconies and other high places (RIP Trevor Moore)

  20. Nice try, we all know he was shoved into a van repeatedly

  22. Shit, so you’re saying he’s a captive audience, ready to hear my Tight Five?

  26. At least he can still watch sports and I don’t care who knows.

  31. Jorma is _still_ in The Lonely Island, as far as I know — but good luck to him.

  33. I met his dad at Berkeley Repertory Theater’s teen night event back when I was in high school. I don’t remember which show it was, though.

    I hope Jorma is able to make a full recovery and is not left with chronic pain.

  34. Back in 2008, my stepdad fell 22 feet off a ladder onto the concrete while painting the roof. Shattered both legs, broke his arm, sliced his head up pretty bad. I remember seeing all the blood and thinking he was dead. He was in the hospital for 6 months. Now he’s full of rods and screws and they said he would never walk again but he did.

    To this day I will still never climb a ladder.

  37. If you want to hear Jorma talk about this, he surprisingly joins the Lonely Island podcast with Seth Meyers today. This is actually how I learned about the incident. Sounds like a terrible recovery.

  38. That night he climbed a ladder and… jizzed. In. His. Pants.

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