My boyfriend’s golf clubs, weights and protein shakes have taken up residence in my house.
Is he slowly moving in and am I simultaneously becoming a golf widow?

by Historical_Ant6997

26 comments
  1. Judging by the <ahem> wear and tear on those clubs, you won’t need to worry about him being off on the golf course for hours on end…

  2. He’s a hermit crab and your place is the new shell

  3. I think so.

    My girlfriend brought some sofa cushions over one day. That was over 6 years ago and she still hasn’t gone home. I’m starting to suspect she may be doing the same thing.

  4. If he’s moved his spare trousers in also then yes he is. Takes his spare pair golfing in case he gets a hole in one.

    I’ll see myself out.

  5. Im sure you can iron it out with him when he gets home

  6. Sounds like there’s a large gulf between you guys

  7. I don’t know but I’d kick him out immediately for not having head covers on all his woods.

  8. He told of his wife he’d declutter the spare room for the baby on the way.

  9. If you have been wearing his hoodies then yes.

    Congratulations you are now married.

  10. That wood does not look healthy and those irons have never been used! I think he’s trying to impress you and doesn’t actually play.

  11. How big is his own place ? You’re probably reading too much into it, and he just needs somewhere to store his clubs

  12. My wife did something similar. She stayed in the spare room for a while then suddenly in my room and now we’re married. Be careful.

  13. I went to stay with my partner for a few days…that was 9 years ago.

    We got a dog, bought the house and then got married. But we still haven’t agreed that I’m moving in. Any day now…any day…

  14. Yes he is moving in. Now please prepare yourself for the question “do we really need all of these empty plastic takeaway containers?” – the male mind (I’m one of them) cannot comprehend why we need to save ***all*** plastic takeaway containers.

  15. After having my girlfriend over for a couple of nights which then turned in to 2 years. I turned over in bed and looked her dead in the eyes and asked “how did you get here?”.

  16. My girlfriend moved the plates into a different cupboard while I was at work 6 years ago, still not left

  17. Nice clean wall you have there behind those clubs. For now.

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