* except the ones driven illegally or while drunk, breaking legs, not able to travel past Richmond Bridge and all those damaged, dangerous or dumped…
whomever does these ads for lime is far more deserving of being on this years honours list than the mayor of London.
GENUIS advertising
Good service unless you count the busted bikes and the propensity to shatter legs.
Broken legs : Lime
Handy when you’re a faceless multinational employing your workers as “contractors” on zero hour contracts isn’t it. This is them laughing in the face of workers rights in this country. They use our infrastructure to extract huge profits from us and give nothing in return. They need to be taxed to hell and back like the rest of these tech “disruptors”.
That’s genius. I hate it. 😂
A bit unrelated but does anyone else think the prices for Lime bikes are so expensive unnecessarily that they will never ever use one? About 30p a minute and an £1 unlock charge? Imagine trying to cycle for 20 minutes and having to pay £7? Maybe this is a symptom of living in Shanghai in the past where a shared bicycle costs 20p for the first 15 minutes and another 15p for every 15 minutes after.
Thanks to Lime service on the pavment outside my office has been suspended
Good service at the hospital when you get Lime bike leg. It’s time to permanently put Lime out of service
Grand union canal , Lime .
Look at these comments, y’all just can’t be happy. 😂
Arent they only good for breaking your leg?
Some lime bikes come with a missing seat , a flat, not good service on all limes
Nice idea. Clearly Photoshopped, but I guess it doesn’t really matter – have been seeing this all over social media.
I bet whoever came up with “good service on all limes” stands in the shower every morning thinking about how clever they were.
It would be nice if they were as good at running their service as they are at picking advertising agencies.
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“Good service on all Limes*”
* except the ones driven illegally or while drunk, breaking legs, not able to travel past Richmond Bridge and all those damaged, dangerous or dumped…
whomever does these ads for lime is far more deserving of being on this years honours list than the mayor of London.
GENUIS advertising
Good service unless you count the busted bikes and the propensity to shatter legs.
Broken legs : Lime
Handy when you’re a faceless multinational employing your workers as “contractors” on zero hour contracts isn’t it. This is them laughing in the face of workers rights in this country. They use our infrastructure to extract huge profits from us and give nothing in return. They need to be taxed to hell and back like the rest of these tech “disruptors”.
That’s genius. I hate it. 😂
A bit unrelated but does anyone else think the prices for Lime bikes are so expensive unnecessarily that they will never ever use one? About 30p a minute and an £1 unlock charge? Imagine trying to cycle for 20 minutes and having to pay £7? Maybe this is a symptom of living in Shanghai in the past where a shared bicycle costs 20p for the first 15 minutes and another 15p for every 15 minutes after.
Thanks to Lime service on the pavment outside my office has been suspended
Good service at the hospital when you get Lime bike leg. It’s time to permanently put Lime out of service
Grand union canal , Lime .
Look at these comments, y’all just can’t be happy. 😂
Arent they only good for breaking your leg?
Some lime bikes come with a missing seat , a flat, not good service on all limes
Nice idea. Clearly Photoshopped, but I guess it doesn’t really matter – have been seeing this all over social media.
I bet whoever came up with “good service on all limes” stands in the shower every morning thinking about how clever they were.
It would be nice if they were as good at running their service as they are at picking advertising agencies.
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