Let’s all stop fighting for a moment and appreciate we were born in this side of the atlantic. Also, f*ck france.

by osalcabb

39 comments

  5. 🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨 THE FIRST IN EUROPE, I CAN’T BELIEVE IT 🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨

  12. Who the hell is getting murdered in Liechtenstein? There’s like 8 people there.

  14. Just remove Marseille from France and we are ok about homicides

  15. Liechtenstein probably had their one murder in a decade just in 2020?

  16. Hmm, I think there is just to much testosterone in the Mississippi. It’s making the humans aggressive.

  19. As you can see, in the UK homicide is a thing of the past

  21. I’m horny, I see fuck France, I upvote.

    Then I saw the US map and nearly threw up.

  22. Despite all its flaws Western Europe is still the most decent civilization mankind ever created. Love you guys.

    Also, fuck you, Pierre.

  23. 3 homicides per 100,000 inhabitants in Liechtenstein means 1 case (their population is like 30,000).

  24. Wait a minute! It’s all “red” states with the highest number of murders?! Why doesn’t the angry orange send the army there?! I’m guessing we’re never going to know!

    >luckily we have our own guardian angel, protecting us, all from the great beyond!

  25. Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, and Montenegro:

    ![gif](giphy|CQNzoPo4bF6mI)

  30. Do not say such things to Pierre, he is our nuclear deterrent.

  31. New Hampshire what are you doing here mate? Beautiful place new england.

  32. And the standard responses from Americans include statements such as “the US has many more people than Europe, so of course there’s more homicides, too” or that “the US is much bigger than Europe, that’s why there’s more homicides”, and of course those who already know the statistics.

  33. The homicide rate is so low in Spain because we blow off steam with our own fists. It is the gentleman way. Also siesta and toros help us a bit.

  37. Well fuck you too baby dwarf.

    Now come back to bed, I haven’t finished smoking.

  38. Lets do one with salaries. Oh no, the whole PIGS go outside their parents at 40 because houses cant be afforded. Yey proud EU.

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