I’m sure we used to call it skiffing stones. Anyone else?
Tossers
>rocks
Chortle
I want to find out more about this tidal wave in 1881
Oh man is this like that angling tournament where a dude was stuffing weights into his fish and the other competitors freaked the fuck out like they finally caught the guy shitting in their letterbox red handed?
>Dr Matthews, also known as the “Toss Master”
Calling someone out on their pornhub user name is not ok.
THIS is the news people want to hear about!
First Charlie Kirk and now this!
The winner skimmed 177 metres? That seems quite unbelievable tbh. Even throwing a rock that far without the friction on the water slowing it down would be quite an achievement.
/r/theyknew
Interesting that they still expect everyone to use natural stones. Since that introduces an element of luck.
You don’t ask an archer to pick a randomly calibrated bow before shooting.
#The world stone skimming championships have been rocked
Rocked. ROCKED.
Oh. Bravo.
A real low point for the sport, but I’m sure it will bounce back.
Saw the “cheating” title, and had lined up a nice comment about a “fling”…
Turns out, wrong cheating…
Haven’t been this outraged since the conker cheating scandal!
I’m sure they’ll leave no stone unturned
Is there no shame in the world 🙈
The scandal that’s rocked the country down to its very foundations
I reckon most men would back themselves to win that contest. I could definitely win it.
Am I the only one wondering if Dr. Matthews is an MD or PhD, if he is a PhD, is it relevant to skipping stones?
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I’m sure we used to call it skiffing stones. Anyone else?
Tossers
>rocks
Chortle
I want to find out more about this tidal wave in 1881
Oh man is this like that angling tournament where a dude was stuffing weights into his fish and the other competitors freaked the fuck out like they finally caught the guy shitting in their letterbox red handed?
>Dr Matthews, also known as the “Toss Master”
Calling someone out on their pornhub user name is not ok.
THIS is the news people want to hear about!
First Charlie Kirk and now this!
The winner skimmed 177 metres? That seems quite unbelievable tbh. Even throwing a rock that far without the friction on the water slowing it down would be quite an achievement.
/r/theyknew
Interesting that they still expect everyone to use natural stones. Since that introduces an element of luck.
You don’t ask an archer to pick a randomly calibrated bow before shooting.
#The world stone skimming championships have been rocked
Rocked. ROCKED.
Oh. Bravo.
A real low point for the sport, but I’m sure it will bounce back.
Saw the “cheating” title, and had lined up a nice comment about a “fling”…
Turns out, wrong cheating…
Haven’t been this outraged since the conker cheating scandal!
I’m sure they’ll leave no stone unturned
Is there no shame in the world 🙈
The scandal that’s rocked the country down to its very foundations
I reckon most men would back themselves to win that contest. I could definitely win it.
Am I the only one wondering if Dr. Matthews is an MD or PhD, if he is a PhD, is it relevant to skipping stones?
‘The toss master’
That bastard has stolen my title!
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